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Regarding scientist's plans to control Dengue Fever carrying mosquitoes by releasing large numbers of sterile males:

Hmmm... they took a page from Satan and all his promotion of homosexuality to damage God's creation. The word abomination (or Obama-nation) comes to mind.

NoProvision, RR 75 Comments [7/27/2012 6:30:04 AM]
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Scourge

HAHA OH WOW


7/27/2012 9:20:42 AM

The Duelist

Fundies are gay and never stop thinking about gay buttsecks all day, every day. Why else do they constantly refer to it and bring up it up at literally every opportunity? Go buy yourselves a man-whore and shut up.

7/27/2012 9:36:04 AM

freako104

Wait.. the disease is part of god's plan and sterile mosquitoes and helping with a cure is satan? Poe? Or did you not think it through?

7/27/2012 9:36:44 AM

J. James

Heh heh heh. Mosquitoes. That's such a funny word, particularly in this context.

If this person was not hemorrhaging brain cells daily, they would know that the POINT of sterilization is that they have STRAIGHT sex which then makes them fail to reproduce. If you WANTED mosquitoes to have gay sex(is that even possible? I think their mating process is gluing their hindquarters together or something, like dragonflies), then what on earth would be the point of making them sterile!? Gay sex cannot make babies!

7/27/2012 10:01:31 AM

shykid

Dude, seriously, I am queer as fuck, and I think about queerfolk way less than you people. It boggles my mind how you managed to shoehorn homosexuality into this.

7/27/2012 10:06:00 AM

John_in_Oz

Yep, that's how those scientists do it.
You'd be issued a PhD in genetic engineering immediately if it weren't for the Godless Darwinists controlling the Universities.

7/27/2012 10:15:12 AM

Berny

The word moron comes to mind in your case.
Sterile mosquitoes are not gay mosquitoes. As for God's creation, scientists have been messing with it for centuries. That's how we got rid of some of God's lovely creations such as: polio, smallpox, black plague, leprosy (not rid of completely but under control). In fact, a lot of God's punishments have been brought under control of late, like AIDS (at least in developed nations), syphilis, gonorrhea, and countless others.
Your God doesn't seem that powerful, does he?

7/27/2012 10:21:42 AM

Filin De Blanc

"Interesting, the other RR-ians corrected this person and they accepted it and admitted they were wrong. Huh."

SLIGHT PROGRESS! HUZZAH!

I bet this won't last, though.

7/27/2012 10:39:01 AM

Papabear

Uh, yeah, because homosexual men are sterile and mate with women whenever possible.

7/27/2012 10:54:28 AM

Reynardine

(A) Those are sterile male mosquitos, not queer male mosquitos.

(B) Assuming we could turn mosquitos queer, that would surely be a good thing.

(C) And you'd better ask yourself why everything reminds you of *that*!

7/27/2012 11:04:37 AM

greenblade

It's only possible to use a bible for mosquito control if you have really good reflexes.

7/27/2012 11:11:33 AM

checkmate

they took a page from Satan and all his promotion of homosexuality to damage God's creation.

Ever eaten an all-American hotdog?

99% chance that pig was castrated. Think about that the next time you're at the ballpark.

Do you know what a mule is? Obviously a product of Satan's plan to defeat God.

Blame it on Obama if that makes you feel better.

7/27/2012 11:15:19 AM

hamfish

Haa haa! I was in a bad mood up until I read this. Comedy genius!

7/27/2012 11:58:48 AM

dionysus

Since when does sterile=gay? Do all post-menopausal women suddenly become lesbians? Oh and if you don't want those ebil libral scientists messing with God's creation why don't you go to the middle of a swamp and read the Bible to the mosquitoes and have then practice abstinence only?

7/27/2012 12:13:28 PM

NonProphet

Wow... that went into crazy territory rather quickly.

7/27/2012 12:22:06 PM

\m/>_<\m/

not to show my lack of bible skills, but since when does satan promote homosexuality flamboyantly (cwidt?)

7/27/2012 1:21:05 PM



Just where in the bible does Satan actual promote homosexuality?

7/27/2012 1:41:57 PM

John

they took a page from Satan and all his promotion of homosexuality

What page was that? One from the "Authorized Pull-It-Out-Of-Your-Ass" Version of the Bible? Besides, I thought you guys are always insisting homosexuality isn't genetic. How do you imagine scientists would create gay mosquitoes?

7/27/2012 1:45:15 PM

Tempus



If you hate what we're planning for Dengue Fever, I guarantee that you'll loathe what we're about to do to Guinea Worm.

Just like we did to rinderpest and smallpox, an organism whose only effect is to spread misery and pain is going to die out.

Go science.

7/27/2012 1:57:45 PM

D Laurier

Hmmm... no, They took a page from REALITY.

Anybody else notice that these fundies are gleefull at the prospect of human suffering?

7/27/2012 2:11:42 PM

HappyGazpacho

From the same thread:
"Couldn't a childless mosquito couple just adopt?"

Oh, RR, you so silly.

7/27/2012 3:03:48 PM

Mudak

You know what else is an abomination according to your bible? Shellfish.

Makes me wonder how they'd react to the news of a gay lobster, though.

7/27/2012 3:16:37 PM

Blue the Thief

Oh god I looked at that thread oh god oh god the stupid it burns

7/27/2012 3:19:39 PM

I am the one who knocks.

I hope Obama sterilizes this idiot before he passes on his Dumbass Fever to others.

7/27/2012 5:21:44 PM

Raised by Horses

@1428461
"Just where in the bible does Satan actual promote homosexuality?"

Wherever the fundies say it does. Otherwise they might actually have to... you know, read the Bible. I mean, who has time for that?

7/27/2012 5:49:29 PM
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