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Regarding scientist's plans to control Dengue Fever carrying mosquitoes by releasing large numbers of sterile males:

Hmmm... they took a page from Satan and all his promotion of homosexuality to damage God's creation. The word abomination (or Obama-nation) comes to mind.

NoProvision, RR 75 Comments [7/27/2012 6:30:04 AM]
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Submitted By: solomongrundy
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ScrappyB

I went fishing last night, and while I applied bug spray, I must have missed a few spots because there are patches of bites on the backs of my thighs and one hip. I'm one of those people who get huge welts from mosquito bites, so my legs have swollen up like sausages and it feels like I have fire ants in my pants. Any way they can get rid of those little bastards is fine by me.

7/27/2012 7:50:46 PM

Alencon

Don't know what "sterile" means do ya? Must have been home schooled.

7/27/2012 7:55:15 PM

Wehpudicabok

@anon:

"If your obsession with gays is so intense that you can't even keep them out of a totally unrelated discussion about sterile male mosquitoes, I think it's probably time you came out of the closet already."

QFT

7/27/2012 9:28:01 PM

Nagol

@anon
Well said, good sir or madam.

7/27/2012 9:32:09 PM

eldritchMortician

oh for fuck's sake. What is this, I don't even.

7/28/2012 12:41:43 AM

Robespierre

Fundie aside, I am genuinely interested to know how increasing (by releasing) the number of sterile males in a population can contain its growth; unless female mosquitos are monogamous. Can anyone enlighten me?

7/28/2012 12:48:41 AM

Neith

@Robespierre, if the females mate with sterile males, they won't mate with fertile males - or so it says at the link. I don't know if this means they're monogamous, or maybe only get one shot at it for whatever reason.

7/28/2012 1:54:43 AM

Nowonmai

Hey asshole.. sterile doesn't mean homosexual. If you had a vasectomy, would that make you homosexual? No, but you would still be a fucking idiot.

7/28/2012 3:28:27 AM

Dawn

Actually, the RR thread has some very funny bits in it. NoProvision *does* admit he/she misunderstood, and the thread rifts off into various plays on her words, hatred for mosquitoes (I think we can all agree there), and discussions of mosquito repellent.

One of the very FEW RR threads I actually didn't walk away looking for brain bleach after reading.

7/28/2012 4:35:58 AM

rebel

Oscar Wilde had 3 kids. Last time I checked he was still gay!

7/28/2012 4:56:04 AM

Bad Wolf

@ Beehummingbird: Why do I suddenly get a mental picture of underground videos "Mosquitos gone WILD!" lol

7/28/2012 5:35:25 AM

Horsefeathers

"Hmmm... they took a page from Satan and all his promotion of homosexuality to damage God's creation. The word abomination (or Obama-nation) comes to mind."

Excuse me? Were you saying something, or just stringing random words together?

7/28/2012 6:53:54 AM

mister Spak

@Robespierre:

The female mosquito only mates once. If it's with a sterile male, there are no baby mosquitoes.

The same thing was done with the screw worm fly in africa in the 1960s.

7/28/2012 8:07:45 AM

John_in_Oz

@ Robespierre and neith

The males are not sterile. They have an introduced geneticdefect that requires them and their offspring to ingest a dietary supplement found only in the laboratory, or die.
Thefemales get pregnant to the laboratory males, but their offspring die before maturity.

7/28/2012 8:10:10 AM

Xotan

The lack of basic logic in this posting is indicative of the idiocy of the poster. that's all.

7/28/2012 9:13:44 AM

LabRat

To be fair, the rest of the commenters on that thread seem to be taking the subject a lot more lightheartedly, and immediately point out NoProvision that the male mosquitoes are meant to mate with the female mosquitoes.

The rest of the thread is mostly joking

7/29/2012 4:55:40 AM

Wyzard

Putting on my fundy-vision glasses, I think I can see their "thought process" behind this tard...

1. Homos are are unnatural and go against god's creation (even thoguh god made us that way)

2. Sterile mosquitoes are unnaturally created by scientists (probably evil-lutionist Darwinians), thereby going against god's creation.

3. Ergo, they are related, somehow.

How this then ties in with the PotUS I have no idea unless they just love the word Obama-nation when referring to Abomination.

I can only wear fundy-vision glasses for so long, they give me a migraine.

7/29/2012 4:56:39 AM

Seeker Lancer

HAHA SO FUNNY! A sterile heterosexual male should kick you in the groin.

7/29/2012 8:36:53 AM

Polymeron

The next big threat to marriage in America: Gay flies.

*facepalm*

7/29/2012 8:57:16 AM

David F Mayer

Did you ever consider a brain transplant?

Call (666) FRankenstein 8-7734 and ask for Igor. He will help you.


7/29/2012 1:30:50 PM



Actually the same gene that causes homosexuality in males causes hyper-fertility in females; the overall effect of the gene has been beneficial to human population. Though I haven't seen any studies done on the opposite, I would assume the gene for homosexuality in females has the same effect on the opposite.

7/29/2012 6:11:10 PM

BlackMageJ

Leaving aside the whole gay/sterile fail, there is a prominent character in the Bible who solves His problems by releasing a swarm (or plague, if you will) of insects at it, and it isn't Satan.

7/31/2012 10:13:55 AM

Anon-e-moose

The Smallpox Eradication Program, from 1950-80.

Science - 1. God - 0.

I hear there's a cure for HIV on the cards. So more righteous indignation taken away from you fundies. Good.

Moral: Science is now superior to God. Deal with it, Ruptured Retards.

7/31/2012 10:41:56 AM

Junghans

Well NoProvision clearly thinks it's better for humanity to suffer than to try and overcome our problems. It's all God's plan, dontchakno?

7/31/2012 11:30:48 AM

tmarcl

As others have said, sterility does not cause homosexuality. If it truly affected a person's sex life (at least by your standards), it would be more likely to cause promiscuity (since there is no danger of pregnancy).

Secondly, this was done in the UK, not the US. As powerful as the US is, we have no control over British scientists.

Thirdly, using terms like "Obamanation" to mean "abomination" is childish and disrespectful to the man as a human being. It's just as disrespectful when people say "Dumbya" for the previous president. We liberals are supposed to be godless and immoral, what's your excuse?

8/1/2012 7:57:38 AM
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