If he is not a liar,then he forgets his own creations.Rabbits chewing cud etc.
1/4/2006 8:56:04 PM
And the fact that dinosaurs are completely morphologically different from modern lizards is explained how?
1/4/2006 8:58:09 PM
(Besides all the obvious errors) If winters are hostile to lizards, why are there still lizards? (BTW, does question this sound oddly familiar to anyone?)
1/4/2006 9:28:33 PM
Wow, what a perfectly reasonable pile of dogshit for the ignorant to swallow on how the world got the way it is thru god's devine touch.
Just make sure to keep the followers dumb and unquestionable and you got it made.
1/4/2006 9:40:58 PM
\"Dinosaurs were lizards\" .... nope. And if winter killed off the dinos, what killed off the woolly mammoths?
1/4/2006 9:57:20 PM
Another thought I have is has the poster ever seen a real live alligator? I live in Florida and I have seen a gator or two in my day. Even run over a couple. No ecosystem could support a gator 25 feet or even 20. They would eat every living thing.Alligators in zoos and parks grow fairly large because of a constant food supply and no need to hunt.No zoo has a 25 footer either. The movie Lake Placid was just pretend. Dumbass.
1/4/2006 10:20:07 PM
This is just heartbreakingly silly. My son had a better grasp of biology and Earth sciences when he was 6.
1/4/2006 10:26:07 PM
Okay, he makes up bizarre genetic connections (Crocodiles, alligators, and dinosaurs aren't lizards...), uses arguments that are actually suggested NOT to be used by fellow creationists (Earth used to have a 0 degree axis), and makes up facts about the growth rate of alligators and crocodiles. He also makes comments about human lifespan that are physically impossible for the human biology, and says that a being with multiples errors in his written word never lies. I won't even touch his flood theory.
Anything I missed?
1/5/2006 12:00:55 AM
Wait, so, before the \"flood,\" Earth didn't orbit the sun?
That's what he's saying, right?
1/5/2006 12:02:26 AM
The Last Conformist
Yeah, dinsosaurs were lizards, and humans are bats. That's why people can fly by flapping their wings.
I don't get this sort of people. He obviously doesn't know anything about dinosaurs, crocodilians, or lizards - yet he feels he can lecture others on their biology.
For the record, advanced dinosaurs did not have a lizard-like growth pattern, but a mammal-like one. Some early dinosaurs, like Plateosaurus, appears to have had a sort of intermediate pattern.
1/5/2006 12:18:37 AM
Drugs aren't good. Stop doing them.
I am willing to bet that next this guy is going to claim to be God.
1/5/2006 4:53:57 AM
\"Dinosaurs were lizards. Lizards never stop growing. That's why old alligators and crocodiles can grow to 25 feet or more. If they lived longer, they would grow even bigger. Before the flood, life lasted longer. Men lived to be 400 to 900 years old. I am sure you don't wish to embrace that thought, but if you embrace God, you embrace His word, and He does not lie. The climate changed after the flood. The earth itself burst open and poured forth floodwaters. The rift probably split the continents asunder, created the mountains, and even tilted the earth off an even 0-degree axis to a 23-degree angle to its orbit. Seasons were born, and winter is hostile to lizards. Thus the dinosaurs died out.\"
He Called Dinosaurs LIZARDS!!!!HE.MUST.DIE!!!!!
>>>>(Takes out Bazooka aims @ Gaping,Globbering,Gibbering,Gorge of Gehennized Gulletshit.Fires,watches in Great Glee:^D)<<<<<<<
DIE!!!!DIE!!!!! Worthless wart on the bunghole of ID theory!!!!!
I'm losing it,My God!I've never seen such a Craptastic Rape of my most loved subject!
-DAMN! My Two(Disgusted) Bits
1/5/2006 2:17:14 PM
A Bukkakizing Gimp like this must be Fed to the Ravening Hagfish.
My Brain just Crapped out.
1/5/2006 2:22:17 PM
BDJ: Actually, rabbits *do* chew cud. They eat and redigest their own pellets.
1/5/2006 3:05:11 PM
Finally! Correcting someone who isn't a gibbering Bible Slattern, just an intelligent, misinformed human being. Thank You!Please! take no offence!
(You would do the same for me wouldn't you?) :^>
Rabbits(Among others,like Gorillas) practise Coprophagy i.e. eating passed shit once,or even twice for maximum digestion.
\"Chewing the Cud\" is Rumination i.e. chewing food,swallowing,soaking in \"rumen\",passing back up as a \"Bolus\" chewing again, final swallowing,ensuing digestion gets completed.This is practised by most artiodactyl ungulates,some kangaroos, and others.
1/5/2006 4:37:16 PM
Questioning - great rant there, dude. Calm down. Relax. This scum will have his comeuppance, I'm sure.
1/9/2006 9:25:19 PM
TDR, I'm fine, the above post to Glyptodon returned me to sanity.
I don't mind hearing something misinformed from someone who is obviously intelligent, just unintentionally incorrect.Like I said, I would want to be corrected for that,(Nicely please:^>).
Seeing MeInKC pucker up his Asshole and release a mindless shit-spew all over the hard work of countless Biologists,Geologists,Amateur but eager Naturalists and others, just caused me to snap for a minute there.
-My Two(Calmed) Bits.
1/10/2006 3:07:35 PM
Dinosaurs weren't lizards, you numbskull! They were more closely related to birds and crocodiles, wether evolution is true or not (I personally don't believe in evolution, but it's more than obvious that birds are at least PARTIALLY related to dinosaurs.(points to Microraptor)). Also, not ALL dinosaurs were big. In fact, most were no bigger than modern peacocks and turkeys.
7/13/2006 11:27:36 PM
His premise is flawed...even more so than usual.
The flood was supposedly rainwater, (Read: "water from heaven") not water from the interior of the Earth.
Come on. Read your own stupid book.
1/24/2008 1:29:53 AM
Let me guess, you slept through every science class after grade 3, right?
1/24/2008 5:48:00 AM
Kent Hovind uses this same line. It makes him sound stupid too.
1/1/2009 5:28:11 PM
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"The rift probably split the continents asunder, created the mountains, and even tilted the earth off an even 0-degree axis to a 23-degree angle to its orbit..."
And then poured billions of tonnes of volcanic ash into the air suffocating Noah and his animals and destroying his arc with huge Earthquakes and tsunamis
1/1/2009 5:59:14 PM
a mind far far away
Well, it might fool fundies. However, for anyone who actually knows how to use their brain, it's nothing but bullshit.
1/1/2009 6:41:15 PM
I thought dinosaurs died out because they were made of "dinomite" and exploded.
1/1/2009 6:45:59 PM
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