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The definition of marriage is the union of a man and a woman before God and in accordance with church procedure and God’s blessings.

How can the church condone homosexual marriage when the bible says it is an “abomination in the eyes of God”?

How can you perform ANYTHING but blasphemy and an assault on God by FORCING a church to commit blasphemy?!?!?

Now if you are a member of the church of Satan, THEY may have no issues with performing such an insult and foul ceremony….but NO-ONE has the right to tell any preacher or priest or holyman that THEY must abandon THEIR faith and prostitute their beliefs so that the devil can join two perverts in a church and thus defile it and destroy it’s sanctity.

If this is allowed to go on, then it should become common-practice to enter a gay couple’s house and take a dump on their supper-table.

Turn-about is fair play.

msbsod, Infowars.com 73 Comments [8/5/2012 3:51:43 AM]
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Aspergus

1. Churches will not be required to perform or sanction same-sex unions unless they voluntarily agree to do so.

2. There are numerous denominations under the umbrella of Christianity, so don't get all pissy just because some don't agree with your personal views.

3. Breaking into a gay couple's home and defecating therein is not comparable to churches voluntarily opting to sanction same-sex unions because the former is breaking and entering.

8/5/2012 3:59:45 AM

Malitia

The definition of marriage = The definition of marriage in a given culture. The concept of visiting marriage would probably make this guys head explode. :D

Also I always thought marriage equality meant the secular, legal contract part of it, because what religious ritual was performed (if any) is ultimately meaningless. And several religions (like Wicca) already marry same sex couples just without the contract it doesn't mean much in court for example. So he is probably talking shit (in the last sentence even literally).

8/5/2012 4:06:46 AM

Mudak

Just like we've forced the catholic church to recognize divorce, right?

8/5/2012 4:12:02 AM

fishtank

No one is forcing anyone, now shut up and put up you dumb fear-monger.

8/5/2012 4:14:02 AM

Justanotheratheist

Who gives a flying fuck what it says in the bible?

8/5/2012 4:20:38 AM

Arctic Knight

1) The government will not "force" churches to perform same sex marriages.

2) The first marriage, according to the Bible was between a man and his female clone. Why don't you support cloning so that marriage can be closer to the way your god supposedly created the first marriage?

8/5/2012 4:27:30 AM

Filin De Blanc

My God the religious right is a bunch of hysterical crybabies.

8/5/2012 4:28:29 AM

C_V


I would really like one of these bible-humping idiots to show me where in the bible it says marriage is between one man and one woman only.

8/5/2012 4:38:47 AM

whatever

Same old whaargarbl. Nothing to see here...

8/5/2012 4:44:55 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

msbsod probably breaks into DOZENS of gay homes every day and craps all over their furniture

... because he's that full of shit.

8/5/2012 5:11:31 AM

D Laurier

"The definition of marriage is the union of a man and a woman before God and in accordance with church procedure and God’s blessings."
Or the exchange of land between two powerfull dynastys.
Or the alliance of two clans or tribes.
Or the purchase of a group of women by one man.
or.....

8/5/2012 5:34:40 AM

\m/>_<\m/

"If this is allowed to go on, then it should become common-practice to enter a gay couple’s house and take a dump on their supper-table. "

well, that escalated quickly!

8/5/2012 5:39:19 AM

Quantum Mechanic

bullshit

8/5/2012 5:46:32 AM

carnerojo

In 2008 an older co-worker made the same argument that "all churches will be forced to marry the gays" by law if prop. 8 didn't pass here in California. I informed her that the first amendment would forbid such a requirement by the government. She said that she heard on the radio that the "gay lobby" was going to overturn the first amendment to make sure their "agenda" would completely corrupt all that is good in this country.

Within the last week, she's been talking about how gay activist judges will force "perverted marriages" in her church, based on what she's been hearing on the radio.

It's really scary that these people vote.

8/5/2012 5:57:35 AM

Creedence Leonore Gielgud

"How can the church condone homosexual marriage when the bible says it is an “abomination in the eyes of God”?"

A better question is, how can I give a fuck what you think that your non-existent god, who dreamt up by savages thinks?

"If this is allowed to go on, then it should become common-practice to enter a gay couple’s house and take a dump on their supper-table."

It should be allowed provided you have their permission beforehand. Some people are into that sort of thing--it does seem like fundies are the most into it per capita of any group, because every discussion normals have regarding homosexuality with you people, ultimately gets steered towards an in depth discussion on the many ways one, if so inclined, could play with, or eat shit for sexual gratification, by the fundie. Just go post an ad on Craig's List, and leave those of us not interested in it, out of your personal fantasies and kinks.

8/5/2012 5:59:53 AM

Seeker Lancer

Every day I'm amazed that they continue to harp on this one passage while ignoring all the others from the same chapter that instructs them to not do things they do all the time.

8/5/2012 6:21:21 AM

LAchlan

Now I've read the bible. Well, up to page 23. And I didn't find anything at all about "homosexual marriage" being an abominable snowman or anything else like that.

8/5/2012 6:24:24 AM

checkmate

the bible says it is an “abomination in the eyes of God”

Jesus said literally and explicitly that divorce is forbidden. The Southern Baptist Convention allows divorce.

Jesus not only drank alcoholic beverages, he even created wine for a party that had run out. The Southern Baptist Convention forbids alcohol.

The Southern Baptist Convention has clearly turned away from God and can be seen as the church of Satan.

Southern Baptists will all go to Hell, with or without gay marriage.

8/5/2012 6:37:59 AM

Jeff D.

It's infowars, I don't expect rational, intelligent thoughts there.

8/5/2012 6:44:36 AM

SpukiKitty

"If this is allowed to go on, then it should become common-practice to enter a gay couple’s house and take a dump on their supper-table."

Ah...the "Gerald Finneran" school of protest! (He was a bank executive guy who got stinkin' drunk on a United Airlines flight, went on a rampage & crapped on a service cart...he's since passed away from Alzheimer's, which probably explains the nature of his behavior. I mean, crapping on a service cart?!).

8/5/2012 6:46:20 AM

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8/5/2012 6:53:43 AM

Doubting Thomas

The definition of marriage is the union of a man and a woman before God and in accordance with church procedure and God’s blessings.

Or one man, a dozen wives, and a few concubines like in the bible.

How can the church condone homosexual marriage when the bible says it is an “abomination in the eyes of God”?

Maybe they're not all intolerant and bigoted like you, and leave it up to God to decide if he's really angry with it or not. I don't see anyone running around all upset at people eating shellfish, yet it's also an "abomination in the eyes of God," as well as other mundane things like working on the sabbath or wearing clothes of mixed fibers. Why is it you Christian homophobes always focus on just that particular one "abomination?"

How can you perform ANYTHING but blasphemy and an assault on God by FORCING a church to commit blasphemy?!?!?

No one anywhere is going to force any churches to do anything. The First Amendment says that the government can't.

NO-ONE has the right to tell any preacher or priest or holyman that THEY must abandon THEIR faith

And NO-ONE has the right to tell any gay person that THEY must abandon THEIR rights.

If this is allowed to go on, then it should become common-practice to enter a gay couple’s house and take a dump on their supper-table.

You have a very strange fetish.

8/5/2012 7:40:30 AM

BlackWolfe Coyoten

The definition of marriage is the union of a man and a woman before God and in accordance with church procedure and God’s blessings.

mar·riage [mar-ij] noun
1. a. the social institution under which a man and woman establish their decision to live as husband and wife by legal commitments, religious ceremonies, etc. Antonyms: separation.
b. a similar institution involving partners of the same gender: gay marriage. Antonyms: separation.

How can the church condone homosexual marriage when the bible says it is an “abomination in the eyes of God”?
The same way they can condone eating shellfish, sleeping with your wife when she is on her period, or any of a number of other things that were considered abominations in the Old Testament.

How can you perform ANYTHING but blasphemy and an assault on God by FORCING a church to commit blasphemy?!?!?
An assault on God? I'd love to see the court documents on that one!

Now if you are a member of the church of Satan, THEY may have no issues with performing such an insult and foul ceremony….but NO-ONE has the right to tell any preacher or priest or holyman that THEY must abandon THEIR faith and prostitute their beliefs so that the devil can join two perverts in a church and thus defile it and destroy it’s sanctity.
No one has.

If this is allowed to go on, then it should become common-practice to enter a gay couple’s house and take a dump on their supper-table.
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HOW DO YOU REACH THIS CONCLUSION? Are gay people coming into your house and shitting on your supper table? If so, maybe you should make sure you don't have a classified ad out asking them to.

Turn-about is fair play.
No, you see, turn-about would be allowing churches to choose to marry opposite-sex couples... which we do.

8/5/2012 7:47:45 AM

Jesus Klingon

I was going to say something constructive about the subject, but since this is Infowars, I'll just say this: Fuck you, Alex Jones.

8/5/2012 7:49:43 AM

John

How can the church condone homosexual marriage when the bible says it is an “abomination in the eyes of God”?

Same way they condone eating shrimp when the bible says it is an "abomination" in the eyes of God: just come up with their opinions first, then cherry-pick the Bible until they find something that can be twisted to agree with them.

Churches don't have to perform same-sex marriage. You're confusing that with various laws that say if they rent space to the general public for non-church related functions, they can't pick and choose who they rent to. They can probably get around this by making it a private facility and renting only to church members or using it only for church-related function.

8/5/2012 7:59:13 AM
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