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The definition of marriage is the union of a man and a woman before God and in accordance with church procedure and God’s blessings.

How can the church condone homosexual marriage when the bible says it is an “abomination in the eyes of God”?

How can you perform ANYTHING but blasphemy and an assault on God by FORCING a church to commit blasphemy?!?!?

Now if you are a member of the church of Satan, THEY may have no issues with performing such an insult and foul ceremony—.but NO-ONE has the right to tell any preacher or priest or holyman that THEY must abandon THEIR faith and prostitute their beliefs so that the devil can join two perverts in a church and thus defile it and destroy it’s sanctity.

If this is allowed to go on, then it should become common-practice to enter a gay couple’s house and take a dump on their supper-table.

Turn-about is fair play.

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