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I was contacted by a woman who complained that criminal Jews dominate the Ohio government and have been pestering her for decades. If she had contacted me prior to the 9/11 attack, I would have dismissed her as insane. For one reason, she claims some Jews slipped drugs into her drinks three different times, thereby causing three miscarriages. I would have responded,

"Sure, lady! And I suppose your hair is turning gray because the Jews put something in your food!"

However, for the past couple of years I have wondered if the Jews induced a miscarriage in William Rodriguez's wife, although I don't think I mentioned this to anybody because I didn't want people claiming I'm losing my mind. So, when this woman complained to me that Jews had induced two miscarriages in her, it made me wonder if perhaps my speculations were valid!

Have Jews been poisoning us?

Her accusations got me thinking about how our ancestors have been complaining for centuries about the Jews poisoning wells and spreading disease.

Eric Hufschmid, www.erichufschmid.net 23 Comments [8/5/2012 3:53:37 AM]
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#1431022
fishtank

Eric, you are batshit insane.

8/5/2012 4:17:08 AM

#1431029
cdcdrr

Jews are as likely to poison your food to cause a miscarriage as the next person. And there aren't all that many malicious people who'd do that. Make of that as you will.

The reason medieval folk thought their wells were poisoned by jews was simply because when everyone else was dying of plague, Jews got off fairly lightly. This is because they didn't share the same superstitions as most christians and had better hygiene regulations, which made all the difference in preventing plagues. Christians mistook their own unsanitary practices as the works of jews.

8/5/2012 4:30:12 AM

#1431037
Reynardine

The onset of psychosis is so unpleasant to watch.

8/5/2012 5:01:41 AM

#1431063
Brendan Rizzo

I don't know what to say. Why is America the place where medieval superstition still lives? I simply cannot enjoy my country with the knowledge that at any moment, the reactionaries more vile than even Franco could take over, and much of the public would welcome them with open arms.

8/5/2012 6:24:25 AM

#1431078
Flah

@Brendan Rizzo

The US is not the only country that's dominated by medieval superstitions. It just happens to be one of the few where the superstitious are likely to have internet access.

8/5/2012 7:15:49 AM

#1431084
HappyGazpacho

Where's that "I bet the Jews did this" image?

8/5/2012 7:39:16 AM

#1431091
Raised by Horses

"Why, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream! It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Joo works."

8/5/2012 7:48:23 AM

#1431094
Doubting Thomas

Um, sure. Jews are secretly running around dropping poison in women's food just so they'll have miscarriages. I am imagining some Orthodox Jews silently sneaking around like ninjas slipping some liquid into food, then scaling up the wall of a restaurant while nobody notices.

8/5/2012 7:52:52 AM

#1431111
Leighton Buzzard

I'm left feeling sorry for William Rodriguez here (supposing him to be the long-suffering husband of the insane lady). Oh, and, Eric: you're barking mad.

8/5/2012 9:10:46 AM

#1431113
fmitchell

Paranoid delusions + anti-semitism = FAIL

Hufshmid and the anonymous woman should check themselves into a mental institution as soon as possible. The right medication will make those bad old Jewish poisoners go away.

8/5/2012 9:17:14 AM

#1431127
werewolf

And here I thought the 9/11 attackers used planes as weapons? Who knew there were drugs involved?

Either way, I blame President Obama because the Bush presidency never happened.

Again, drugs could have been involved.

8/5/2012 9:59:18 AM

#1431133
Street Sharks

Trust me Eric, nobody will ever suggest that you are merely in the process of LOSING your mind. That shit is long gone.

8/5/2012 10:47:17 AM

#1431149
Meishayuri

Because we all know Jews have little hand held remote controls that control everything in the world, even who is pregnant or not pregnant. I should probably look for one for my friend who is a Jew so we could make sure you never procreate.

8/5/2012 11:40:03 AM

#1431177
Greater Good

Brendan's back? Dammit, I figured that he had either been institutionalized or banned, and either would have made me happy.

And I think Eric here has given us a twofer.

8/5/2012 2:20:49 PM

#1431178
farpadokly

Notice the tactic of posing it as a question, "Have Jews been poisoning us?" thus introducing a little note of suspicion. The question is never answered, importantly, so it's left almost like an "open question".
Certain news networks are guilty of the same thing. They'll have a graphic that says something like, "Are atheists too militant?" meaning, "we think atheists are militant". Not being brave enough to state this, they just insinuate it with a rhetorical question. It's a cowardly tactic.

8/5/2012 2:22:02 PM

#1431189
J. James

Are Hindus tap-dancing on our roofs while playing the fiddle?

Just asking questions, man.

8/5/2012 4:00:54 PM

#1431484
jgc

To answer your question, no: they have not.

8/6/2012 10:49:55 AM

#1431762
whatever

@Brendan Rizzo
You should try Africa for a look at places where medieval superstitions still dominate. There, people have their own children put to death because they are apparently demon-possessed.

8/7/2012 3:58:29 AM

#1431763
whatever

How come everything bad that happens is the result of "oragnised jewry", but nobody has ever seen or heard those Jews?

8/7/2012 3:59:50 AM

#1431801
D Laurier

But jews are people now...
You have to blame muslims for everything.

8/7/2012 5:15:05 AM

#1431842
Noneofyourbusiness

"However, for the past couple of years I have wondered if the Jews induced a miscarriage in William Rodriguez's wife"

Which Jews specifically? There is no The Jews.

"Her accusations got me thinking about how our ancestors have been complaining for centuries about the Jews poisoning wells and spreading disease."

Because said ancestors were scapegoaters and paranoids.

8/7/2012 6:39:06 AM

#1432285


" For one reason, she claims some Jews slipped drugs into her drinks three different times, thereby causing three miscarriages."

So, Jews induced THREE miscarriages...

"So, when this woman complained to me that Jews had induced two miscarriages in her"

Jesus Christ... can't you keep your fucking lies straight for just a couple of paragraphs?!?

8/8/2012 10:21:39 AM

#1433162
Oh My Dog!

Yes, you're insane. Next!

8/10/2012 12:01:43 PM
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