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[This is from an article titled "Dream Invasion: What It Is and How to Stop It".]

I had someone try this on me a few years ago. They thought they would frighten me and appear as a werewolf in the corner of the room. It woke me up halfway and I could see the outline of the werewolf. I decided to have some fun. I went back to sleep and there they were, acting like a werewolf with mange. I said, "You did a very poor werewolf; this is a real werewolf!" I changed into a real werewolf in the dream and they vanished. The next day, I saw the person in a store. They saw me and ran out of the store, shouting, "Do not look at her, do not look at her!"

Nita Hickok, Kajama 41 Comments [8/6/2012 3:27:47 AM]
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Submitted By: Wykked Wytch
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Onelife

Wow. Cocaine really is one Hell of a drug.

8/6/2012 4:05:37 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

What.
The.
Fuck.

8/6/2012 4:10:29 AM

Leighton Buzzard

What a rotten liar. (As in, not very good at it).

8/6/2012 4:27:39 AM

Prager

A bad trip!

8/6/2012 4:35:18 AM

Doubting Thomas

OK you seriously need mental help.

8/6/2012 5:10:26 AM

Iczer-four


8/6/2012 5:13:48 AM

Filin De Blanc

what is this i don't even

8/6/2012 5:20:16 AM

Raised by Horses

Should be retitled "Bath Salt: What It Is and How Not To Sniff It."

8/6/2012 5:20:23 AM

Lady Evil

That's not a werewolf, this is a werewolf!

8/6/2012 6:02:56 AM

Mister Spak

I would have shot you with a dream phaser and disintegrated you. Then you would have been dream dead.

8/6/2012 6:10:40 AM

Robert

That's some trick, turning into a "real" werewolf in a dream.

8/6/2012 6:12:58 AM

Lady

I haven't read the site this comes from, so she might be saying there's aliens or something stupid like that, but this post in and of itself isn't too fundy. If you have very good control of your mental facilities you can control what you dream fairly easily and it's actually quite cool.

Oh never mind, she's saying OTHER PEOPLE are invading her dreams.

8/6/2012 6:14:47 AM

Brendan Rizzo

@ Lady:

In that case, ought this be in CSTDT?

8/6/2012 6:25:42 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I had someone try this on me a few years ago. They thought they would frighten me and appear as a werewolf in the corner of the room."

Who then said 'Here's a howler for ya:

A kid says to his mother "Mummy, why am I a werewolf?" She replies "I dunno. Now shut up, and comb your face!"

"I used to be a werewolf, but I'm all right nAARRGH!"'

[/"Nightingales"] ('Anybody here?!' 'There's nobody here, but us chickens!') X3

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@Iczer-four

I'll see your pic, and raise you a Wolfrun, from "Smile Precure":


8/6/2012 6:32:01 AM

Horsefeathers

What the holy fuck?

8/6/2012 6:38:05 AM

The Anonymous

What the utter hell is this shit? You are insane, get help.

8/6/2012 6:59:14 AM

Berny

I wish people with psychotic delusions could all get the help they so desperately need before they wind up trying to kill a theatre full of innocent people.
Get help NIta.

8/6/2012 7:09:19 AM

Mayhem

Oh, wait. I think I got this. Nita got drunk at a furry convention and tried to rape another wolf-furry. The next day, the other furry recognized Nita in a store and ran for their life.

8/6/2012 7:20:18 AM

Thinking Allowed

Pics or it didn't happen.

8/6/2012 7:53:32 AM

Ebon

Dude, you have a serious mental illness. Seek help.

8/6/2012 8:51:30 AM

werewolf

There, wolf. There, castle.

8/6/2012 9:44:22 AM

Ludd

Well the important thing is you are not insane. Oh wait, you totally are.

8/6/2012 10:32:38 AM

breakerslion

I think the fear of eye contact was because of previous conversations like this one, not actual dream encounters.

8/6/2012 10:39:21 AM

Potentate Argyros

You must be one ugly chick.

8/6/2012 11:11:23 AM

whatever

Cool.

8/6/2012 11:14:56 AM
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