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What a COMPLETE and FULL BLOWN "I D 1 0 T". Do you think I was even implying that the Moon was only 6,000 years old? What a freakin' JOKE. It's a spaceship with dirt on it. I don't know where the surface dirt came from and how old it is. WHO CARES? That's not even the issue or TOPIC. The aliens put the Moon there. Not a couple astroids knocking into a planet to form it like someone with a feeble mind might think (like YOU).

realanswers, Above Top Secret 30 Comments [8/10/2012 4:13:10 AM]
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Leighton Buzzard

If it's a spaceship, the steering is fucked.

8/10/2012 4:42:23 AM

Doubting Thomas

I've heard this "the moon is an artificial space ship" claim before. However, what nobody ever seems to be able to explain adequately is why aliens would go to the trouble to build a spaceship that's 1/6th the size of earth and make it look like a natural celestial body, bring it across the galaxy, and put it in orbit around Earth. Especially when other planets have natural moons, too.

8/10/2012 5:30:29 AM



Poe. It has to be. I mean, just look at it.

8/10/2012 5:33:40 AM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

A spaceship with dirt on it?! Oh, stupid me...

8/10/2012 6:00:52 AM

Power Skunk

I made it to the second sentence before projectile snotting my soda across the room. Then I laughed until my boss came over to see if I was okay. Now he's the one spraying coffee and giggling like a maniac.

8/10/2012 6:35:03 AM

Dr. Razark

Yes, it's a spaceship made of solid rock, covered with an outer shell of more rocks, as well as some pulverized rock.

And just why would aliens put the moon there, anyway?

8/10/2012 6:37:39 AM

Tempus

I've read this book.


8/10/2012 7:16:03 AM

Ryushikaze

@Thomas- it's so the antispirals can monitor our development. You know they fear us destroying all existence with our spiral energy.

I mean, if you're going to be as divorced from reality as to think the moon is a spaceship, you might as well replace it with over the top awesome.

8/10/2012 8:09:20 AM

Flah

Gurren Lagan is not a documentary.

8/10/2012 8:23:20 AM

HappyGazpacho

Damn it! Flah beat me to it.
Well played, Flah. Well played.


Now I feel like watching Gurren Lagann.

8/10/2012 8:34:17 AM

zipperback

*insert relevant Star Wars line*

8/10/2012 10:10:29 AM

Serpensium

So many people made the gurren lagann reference before me, sad that I wasn't first but happy I'm not the only one. If the anti-spiral is watching earth he's doing a terrible job, though.

8/10/2012 10:17:07 AM

werewolf

Because Death Star, that's why.


8/10/2012 11:55:46 AM

Anonymous

Wouldn't it be easier for alien invaders to just bring a small fleet of ships and fire a bunch of nukes from orbit? What's the point of wasting a perfectly good Deathstar on a planet like this and making it sit there for billions of years doing nothing?

8/10/2012 12:39:16 PM

JeanP

Hey realanswers,

Three awards for you:
-You fail astronomy forever (obvious)
-You fail logic forever
(go ask Doubting Thomas)
-You fail physic forever
(well, planets and satellites are created by condensation of matter; gravity is the cause for the relation planet-satellite. High school program)

(yes, I know that these tropes have changed their names but these names were more relevent for realanswers's case)

8/10/2012 2:40:46 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

Stupid, dirty spaceship.

8/10/2012 8:36:46 PM

shykid

I'm pretty sure your username qualifies as false advertisement.

8/10/2012 9:06:21 PM

Raised by Horses

Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Well, you're ugly... uh, POOPY-HEAD!

I'm back in kindergarten.

8/11/2012 12:52:09 AM

fishtank

Something sensible at last..

8/11/2012 2:58:53 AM

Ebon

Dear Lord, please be a Poe.

8/11/2012 4:24:46 AM



If the Moon is a spaceship, I'm totally gonna steal it and ram it into the Earth to put us all out of our misery.

8/12/2012 2:50:23 PM

shykid

@#1433820: People Who Play Majora's Mask One Too Many Times Say The Dardnest Things?

8/13/2012 6:22:20 AM

Lordgenome

That is my flagship, the Cathedral Terra.

8/13/2012 10:03:55 AM

Karana

Yes, because its's just SOOO logical to think that the moon is a giant spaceship. I mean, it's just so fucking obvious right?

8/13/2012 4:08:38 PM

NonProphet

BWAHAHAHA!

Oh man, this is gold.

8/13/2012 4:42:25 PM
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