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#1432911
Leighton Buzzard
If it's a spaceship, the steering is fucked.
8/10/2012 4:42:23 AM
#1432947
Doubting Thomas
I've heard this "the moon is an artificial space ship" claim before. However, what nobody ever seems to be able to explain adequately is why aliens would go to the trouble to build a spaceship that's 1/6th the size of earth and make it look like a natural celestial body, bring it across the galaxy, and put it in orbit around Earth. Especially when other planets have natural moons, too.
8/10/2012 5:30:29 AM
#1432952
Poe. It has to be. I mean, just look at it.
8/10/2012 5:33:40 AM
#1432973
Rabbit of Caerbannog
A spaceship with dirt on it?! Oh, stupid me...
8/10/2012 6:00:52 AM
#1433007
Power Skunk
I made it to the second sentence before projectile snotting my soda across the room. Then I laughed until my boss came over to see if I was okay. Now he's the one spraying coffee and giggling like a maniac.
8/10/2012 6:35:03 AM
#1433009
Dr. Razark
Yes, it's a spaceship made of solid rock, covered with an outer shell of more rocks, as well as some pulverized rock.
And just why would aliens put the moon there, anyway?
8/10/2012 6:37:39 AM
#1433029
Tempus
I've read this book.
8/10/2012 7:16:03 AM
#1433065
Ryushikaze
@Thomas- it's so the antispirals can monitor our development. You know they fear us destroying all existence with our spiral energy.
I mean, if you're going to be as divorced from reality as to think the moon is a spaceship, you might as well replace it with over the top awesome.
8/10/2012 8:09:20 AM
#1433077
Flah
Gurren Lagan is not a documentary.
8/10/2012 8:23:20 AM
#1433090
HappyGazpacho
Damn it! Flah beat me to it.
Well played, Flah. Well played.
Now I feel like watching Gurren Lagann.
8/10/2012 8:34:17 AM
#1433137
zipperback
*insert relevant Star Wars line*
8/10/2012 10:10:29 AM
#1433138
Serpensium
So many people made the gurren lagann reference before me, sad that I wasn't first but happy I'm not the only one. If the anti-spiral is watching earth he's doing a terrible job, though.
8/10/2012 10:17:07 AM
#1433158
werewolf
Because Death Star, that's why.
8/10/2012 11:55:46 AM
#1433177
Anonymous
Wouldn't it be easier for alien invaders to just bring a small fleet of ships and fire a bunch of nukes from orbit? What's the point of wasting a perfectly good Deathstar on a planet like this and making it sit there for billions of years doing nothing?
8/10/2012 12:39:16 PM
#1433203
JeanP
Hey realanswers,
Three awards for you:
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You fail astronomy forever (obvious)
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You fail logic forever
(go ask Doubting Thomas)
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You fail physic forever
(well, planets and satellites are created by condensation of matter; gravity is the cause for the relation planet-satellite.
High school program)
(yes, I know that these tropes have changed their names but these names were more relevent for realanswers's case)
8/10/2012 2:40:46 PM
#1433269
Percy Q. Shunn
Stupid, dirty spaceship.
8/10/2012 8:36:46 PM
#1433273
shykid
I'm pretty sure your username qualifies as false advertisement.
8/10/2012 9:06:21 PM
#1433297
Raised by Horses
Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Well, you're ugly... uh, POOPY-HEAD!
I'm back in kindergarten.
8/11/2012 12:52:09 AM
#1433312
fishtank
Something sensible at last..
8/11/2012 2:58:53 AM
#1433331
Ebon
Dear Lord, please be a Poe.
8/11/2012 4:24:46 AM
#1433820
If the Moon is a spaceship, I'm totally gonna steal it and ram it into the Earth to put us all out of our misery.
8/12/2012 2:50:23 PM
#1434042
shykid
@#1433820: People Who Play Majora's Mask One Too Many Times Say The Dardnest Things?
8/13/2012 6:22:20 AM
#1434190
Lordgenome
That is my flagship, the Cathedral Terra.
8/13/2012 10:03:55 AM
#1434320
Karana
Yes, because its's just SOOO logical to think that the moon is a giant spaceship. I mean, it's just so fucking obvious right?
8/13/2012 4:08:38 PM
#1434340
NonProphet
BWAHAHAHA!
Oh man, this is gold.
8/13/2012 4:42:25 PM
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