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Well, i guess its safe to say that the entire World has bought into the sexual hedonism mantra of 'get it while you can' ; looks like London has signed up to be the international STD Mecca to the World (since Condoms DONT stop all STD's plus they tear, rip, and come off in times of passion) . Another obvious outcome will be a trip to Ones local Walk-in Abortion Mill due to sexual hedonism gone further wrong.

Just when you think societal moral degradation had topped off .....

TheyCallMeDave, Christian Forums 51 Comments [8/12/2012 5:08:15 AM]
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'since Condoms DONT stop all STD's'

Aside from the minute possibility that they split, yes they do.

'plus they tear, rip, and come off in times of passion'

Very rarely. Also, they aren't meant to come off. If they do, you've probably put them on wrong. Or you've got the wrong size.

'will be a trip to Ones local Walk-in Abortion Mill'

What? Also, if 'Ones local' is a joke about how we speak, I reserve the right to introduce you to ones fist.

'Just when you think societal moral degradation had topped off .....'

Nah, I've met worse people than you. Not many, mind.

8/12/2012 5:24:38 AM

Mudak

I don't get it. Sexual expression -- with all its wonderful complexities -- is one of the few things that distinguish us from other animals, many of whom only copulate for reproduction.

Why reduce us to sex for reproduction only? Are you saying we're no better than a dog when it comes to sex and sexual expression?

8/12/2012 5:29:51 AM

SaneChick

Just knowing that somewhere in the word this guy wrote "times of passion" creeps me out.

8/12/2012 6:02:41 AM

Filin De Blanc

I think this guy is in need of a few "times of passion" himself.

8/12/2012 6:07:47 AM

KittyKaboom

Methinks Dave may be in dire need of some 'times of passion'. Preferably after buying condoms that aren't too big for him. Slippage and all that.

8/12/2012 6:42:23 AM

SpukiKitty

Well, all I can say is....

(I drew this middle picture, by the way. I'm known as BarbarellaSteele1975 on DeviantArt)

8/12/2012 6:47:45 AM

Percy Q. Shunn


8/12/2012 6:48:10 AM

Horsefeathers

Who the hell made you the Sex Police, Dave?

8/12/2012 7:00:40 AM

The Duelist

Hey retard. Condoms do stop all STDs as long as they're intact. Lying for your worthless hippie god is still lying.

8/12/2012 7:43:31 AM

Philbert McAdamia

I don't think societal moral degradation ha[s] topped off .

By Zeus, I hope not. I've MUCH more depravity to generate. Or is that degenerate?

8/12/2012 7:50:26 AM

Nerikull

"Another obvious outcome will be a trip to Ones local Walk-in Abortion Mill due to sexual hedonism gone further wrong."

Wait, what?

I've traveled thru the country quite a bit, and I've not seen ONE of these 'Walk In Abortion Mills'.

Have they been hiding?

8/12/2012 8:07:14 AM

freako104

Dave you FAIL!

8/12/2012 8:22:35 AM

Papabear

Yeah! Damn those people for having more fun than me.

8/12/2012 8:32:16 AM

LAchlan

You've not had any in a while, have you?

8/12/2012 9:04:07 AM

Mayhem

Every Olympics since they began were orgy central. Get a shitload of young, healthy, energetic people together in one spot for weeks and they're going to fuck a lot.

8/12/2012 9:11:35 AM

J. James

Oi, Spukikitty, you know the rules! No pornographic or otherwise NSFW material! Take that down before some admin gets you in trouble!

Okay, harping aside, this person needs to take their righteous indignation elsewhere. "Moral degradation"? Bitch, please. We are living in the most peaceful and productive time in all of human history.

8/12/2012 9:37:54 AM

Doubting Thomas

You just can't stand the fact that people are having sex for fun, can you?

8/12/2012 9:49:14 AM

Canadia

Dave sure likes telling people how to have sex. It's a wonder he doesn't just demand to sit in and conduct, or wire up those heathens like marionettes and smack them together like a disturbed child with dolls.

Or is that last quip by him a warning that he's going to start?

8/12/2012 10:09:25 AM

Draken

Na, J. James, it's just Syd Barrett on a Satyrday.

8/12/2012 12:17:56 PM

checkmate

Condoms DONT stop all STD's plus they tear, rip, and come off in times of passion

Right. So we might as well also forget seatbelts, airbags, parachutes, lifevests, helmets, surgical gloves and masks, any and all safety regulations, handrails, ...

8/12/2012 1:24:55 PM

Firewing

Yeah, yeah, I get it. Yet another Christian being pouty about rape being illegal therefore he's unable to get away with it. Since that was the only way they can get any, they don't want anyone else getting any the right way, through C-O-N-S-E-N-T!

I do wish they'd get over their collective god complex, and quit being sociopaths while they're at it.

8/12/2012 1:55:10 PM

WWWWolf

> Well, i guess its safe to say that the entire World has bought into the sexual hedonism mantra of 'get it while you can'

As opposed to the good Christian methodology of "get it while you can't"?

8/12/2012 2:06:47 PM

Darwin

There is hardly any mention of sex in the bible, but its adherents seem to be infatuated with the subject. There is more talk of loving one another, taking care of one another, tending to the sick, etc., but all they want to do is talk about sex. I'll bet that most of them are keyboarding with one hand in their pants.

8/12/2012 2:51:07 PM

Ebon

Condoms do stop all STDs and the chance of them splitting is fairly minute. Also, don't take the piss out of how we speak.

8/12/2012 4:16:18 PM

John_in_Oz

They call him 'Dave', because 'Dumber than a box of rocks' was already taken.

8/12/2012 4:28:23 PM
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