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By the way, I guarantee the Muslims (and I don't care what others think about this, they are ALL monsters deep in their hearts) are making worse jokes about Christians.

Islam is a terrible religion. A moderate Muslim is just a Muslim that would rather we died from poisoning than beheading.

Stucky, Rapture Ready 44 Comments [8/13/2012 3:37:42 AM]
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Leighton Buzzard

I can see you're an expert on Islam. I don't have to do the name-swap thing, do I? I think we can all take it as read.

8/13/2012 4:26:00 AM

Filin De Blanc

It's fascinating how these people hate a religion that's basically the exact same as theirs. They see Muslims as we see Rapturites.

8/13/2012 4:27:52 AM

WWWWolf

> By the way, I guarantee the Muslims [...] are making worse jokes about Christians.

I don't know if the Muslims are told to turn the other cheek, but I pretty distinctly remember your holy book saying that.

Grin and bear it.

8/13/2012 4:39:20 AM

Reynardine

That's strange. I have been married to two of them, and I outlived them both.

8/13/2012 4:52:20 AM

Doubting Thomas

A moderate Christian is just a Christian who would rather have a Muslim die from a bullet than from a bomb.

8/13/2012 5:14:06 AM

Mister Spak

A moderate christian is just a christian that would rather heathens would sort of fade away than go out and shock and awe then all to death.

8/13/2012 5:14:37 AM

John_in_Oz

Sort of like your ex-girlfriends then, huh?

8/13/2012 5:29:15 AM

Ebon

There needs to be a "blood for the blood god" gif for these posts.

8/13/2012 5:41:24 AM

Paler_Face

Hey, look! Interface relations!

This is why atheists say that religion is a divisive force.

8/13/2012 6:12:35 AM

Philbert McAdamia

A moderate Muslim is just a Muslim that would rather we died from poisoning than beheading.

I'm not Muslim. I think you should be allowed other choices.
There are many effective ones available.

8/13/2012 6:23:10 AM

dionysus

A moderate Muslim is just a Muslim that would rather we died from poisoning than beheading.

I knew a couple of Muslims at work and they were some of the nicest people there. Even after I accidentally ordered a sausage pizza when our IT group went out for lunch (because I seriously wasn't thinking) they simply bought their own pizza and they were always nice to me even after that. Granted, that doesn't represent the entire population of Muslims in the world but at least I know that unlike you, you stereotyping asshole.

8/13/2012 7:03:23 AM



Wow. An entire group of religious people are monsters. At least they're not mincing words.

And that little "joke" posted by the OP was pretty darn tasteless. Where is the Christian love and tender tolerance and righteousness that is supposed to make you so darn superior...?

8/13/2012 7:58:42 AM

Nagol

I just love how fundies seem to think they know how everyone else in the world thinks and feels. Their arrogance is simply amazing.

8/13/2012 8:00:08 AM

nobody

re: the heart of religious monsters. Takes one to know one I guess

8/13/2012 8:13:58 AM

Mayhem

"A moderate Muslim is just a Muslim that would rather we died from poisoning than beheading. "

I'm an atheist and I don't care how, just so long as you die.

8/13/2012 8:28:20 AM

Firewing

What is it with Christians and their total lack of self-awareness? Despite how much they deny it, they're exactly the same, right down to the genocidal tendencies and unbridled lust for power.

8/13/2012 8:36:28 AM

Swede

All the Muslims I know (and I bet I know at least three times as many as you do, Stucky), are nice, decent, hardworking and productive members of society. None of them have made any jokes (good or bad) about Christians, and neither of them want me (or anyone else) dead, either by poisoning or beheading.

One of them got a bit shirty with me at one time, when I asked how they know that the Koran verses are read out loud the same way as when Muhammad lived. I wasn't trying to attack; I was just curious from a linguistic point of view. But I still don't think she wanted me dead...

8/13/2012 8:40:00 AM

Joe Mama

(and I don't care what others think about this, they are ALL monsters deep in their hearts)

But yet Christians are all about love and not judging, right?

8/13/2012 9:20:17 AM

yeah

yeah, he pretty much nailed this one.

8/13/2012 9:31:45 AM

Mad_Jester

Everbody makes jokes about everybody, as it should be. Difference is, most of us can manage to do so without malice or butthurt.

8/13/2012 10:11:34 AM

Mad_Jester

@1434164:

Good to see you, Stucky. Now fuck off.

8/13/2012 10:13:59 AM

Papabear

I think all religions are dangerous and a waste of money and brain-power, but, at least I know a fair amount about quite a few of them. I'd bet dollars to grains of sand you don't know much about Islam OR even Christianity.

8/13/2012 10:41:57 AM

beehummingbird

There's over a billion muslims in the world, if they are all monsters, wouldnt we see people dying of poisoning all the time?

8/13/2012 11:00:21 AM

Old Viking

That's harsh. I, too, happen to be a monster deep in my heart, but that doesn't make me a bad person.

8/13/2012 11:35:00 AM

checkmate

jokes about Christians.

Where's Lenny Bruce when you need him?

"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses." (LB)

8/13/2012 2:19:15 PM
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