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Quote# 88947

[But what about the talking donkey!]

If Eddie murphy can make a 'dunkey' talk then I do not see it as such a big stretch for the God of creation to do the same.

Drich, Atheist Forums 53 Comments [8/13/2012 3:45:56 AM]
Fundie Index: 50
Submitted By: Stimbo
WTF?! || meh

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Percy Q. Shunn

I am weeping for humanity...

8/13/2012 3:58:01 AM


Dr. Dolittle was not a documentary!

8/13/2012 4:12:24 AM

Leighton Buzzard

Yeah, but can he make a green ogre with a bad Scots accent?

8/13/2012 4:28:09 AM


Is that creature actually called a "dunkey" in the movie?

8/13/2012 4:33:30 AM

Doubting Thomas

Um, you do know that "Shrek" was just a cartoon and didn't have real animals, don't you?

8/13/2012 4:45:25 AM


Praise Eddie Murphy, our one true God!

8/13/2012 4:52:11 AM

Raised by Horses


8/13/2012 4:55:36 AM


Stupid stupid stupid

8/13/2012 5:10:32 AM

Mister Spak

It seems to be a big stretch for you to distinguish between fantasy and reality.

8/13/2012 5:12:20 AM


@shykid: He meant 'Shrek'.

@Gawd: No, that's how Shrek pronounced Donkey's name with a Scottish accent.

As to the quote, as others have already pointed out, 'Shrek' was a cartoon. "Donkey" wasn't real.

But, then, you religious types seem to have an awful time with fiction and reality, don't you?

8/13/2012 5:15:36 AM


Is this guy suggesting that the Old Testament was, in fact, a computer-generated film?

8/13/2012 5:28:04 AM


I have no words


8/13/2012 5:37:44 AM


Now we've breached a whole new level of stupid.

8/13/2012 5:49:33 AM

D Laurier

There is no record of Shiva making a "dunkey" talk.
Of course as the gOd of creation, he was too busy playing his drum.

8/13/2012 5:56:44 AM


Further proof that fundies are not able to distinguish between fiction and reality...

Or do they think that Eddie Murphy is a prophet?

8/13/2012 6:03:10 AM


That wacky God!

8/13/2012 6:11:04 AM


Eddie Murphy didn't make a Donkey talk, he provided the voice and the CGI team made him. Are CGI artists God now?

8/13/2012 6:26:15 AM


"If Eddie murphy can make a 'dunkey' talk then I do not see it as such a big stretch for the God of creation to do the same."

You know that wasn't a real donkey, don't you?

8/13/2012 6:33:08 AM


I can show you Eddie Murphy making a donkey talk.

Show me a donkey talking specifically because your God is making it.

If you can't, I'll have no other choice but to conclude that Eddie Murphy is more powerful than your God.

8/13/2012 6:48:08 AM


So God was a voice actor and Balaam's donkey was CGI?

8/13/2012 6:54:36 AM

Double A

There is no way this is real. No one is that stupid.

8/13/2012 6:55:53 AM


Fantasy. Reality. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.

... on second thought, is this a poe?

8/13/2012 7:56:45 AM


If Eddie murphy can make a 'dunkey' talk then I do not see it as such a big stretch for the God of creation to do the same.

You do realize Eddie Murphy making a donkey (what the hell is a 'dunkey?') talk was just a cartoon, right? The donkey wasn't real, it was just Eddie Murphy pretending.

As opposed to your story, where you believe an actual donkey somehow grew vocal chords and spoke in perfect whatever language they were using at the time.

8/13/2012 8:05:13 AM


I really can't believe that anyone could be this stupid. This has to be a poe.

8/13/2012 8:07:04 AM


This ranks up with the unexplained rainbows quote and the light coming from somewhere on a cloudy day quote.

8/13/2012 8:47:51 AM
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