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Quote# 88947


[But what about the talking donkey!]

If Eddie murphy can make a 'dunkey' talk then I do not see it as such a big stretch for the God of creation to do the same.

Drich, Atheist Forums 53 Comments [8/13/2012 3:45:56 AM]
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#1433914
Percy Q. Shunn

I am weeping for humanity...

8/13/2012 3:58:01 AM
#1433927
shykid

Dr. Dolittle was not a documentary!

8/13/2012 4:12:24 AM
#1433940
Leighton Buzzard

Yeah, but can he make a green ogre with a bad Scots accent?

8/13/2012 4:28:09 AM
#1433947
Gawd

Is that creature actually called a "dunkey" in the movie?

8/13/2012 4:33:30 AM
#1433957
Doubting Thomas

Um, you do know that "Shrek" was just a cartoon and didn't have real animals, don't you?

8/13/2012 4:45:25 AM
#1433963
Onelife

Praise Eddie Murphy, our one true God!

8/13/2012 4:52:11 AM
#1433968
Raised by Horses



WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

8/13/2012 4:55:36 AM
#1433977
Prager

Stupid stupid stupid

8/13/2012 5:10:32 AM
#1433979
Mister Spak

It seems to be a big stretch for you to distinguish between fantasy and reality.

8/13/2012 5:12:20 AM
#1433983
Dark_Lord_Prime

@shykid: He meant 'Shrek'.

@Gawd: No, that's how Shrek pronounced Donkey's name with a Scottish accent.

As to the quote, as others have already pointed out, 'Shrek' was a cartoon. "Donkey" wasn't real.

But, then, you religious types seem to have an awful time with fiction and reality, don't you?

8/13/2012 5:15:36 AM
#1433998
Pup

Is this guy suggesting that the Old Testament was, in fact, a computer-generated film?

8/13/2012 5:28:04 AM
#1434004
Ebon

I have no words

*headdesk*

8/13/2012 5:37:44 AM
#1434018
ChakatBlackstar

Now we've breached a whole new level of stupid.

8/13/2012 5:49:33 AM
#1434023
D Laurier

Drich.
There is no record of Shiva making a "dunkey" talk.
Of course as the gOd of creation, he was too busy playing his drum.

8/13/2012 5:56:44 AM
#1434028
Kuno

Further proof that fundies are not able to distinguish between fiction and reality...

Or do they think that Eddie Murphy is a prophet?

8/13/2012 6:03:10 AM
#1434035
John_in_Oz

That wacky God!

8/13/2012 6:11:04 AM
#1434044
rebel

Eddie Murphy didn't make a Donkey talk, he provided the voice and the CGI team made him. Are CGI artists God now?

8/13/2012 6:26:15 AM
#1434048
Horsefeathers

"If Eddie murphy can make a 'dunkey' talk then I do not see it as such a big stretch for the God of creation to do the same."

You know that wasn't a real donkey, don't you?

8/13/2012 6:33:08 AM
#1434055
emau99

I can show you Eddie Murphy making a donkey talk.

Show me a donkey talking specifically because your God is making it.

If you can't, I'll have no other choice but to conclude that Eddie Murphy is more powerful than your God.

8/13/2012 6:48:08 AM
#1434058
dionysus

So God was a voice actor and Balaam's donkey was CGI?

8/13/2012 6:54:36 AM
#1434059
Double A

There is no way this is real. No one is that stupid.

8/13/2012 6:55:53 AM
#1434082
Sporkman!

Fantasy. Reality. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.

... on second thought, is this a poe?

8/13/2012 7:56:45 AM
#1434094
tmarcl

If Eddie murphy can make a 'dunkey' talk then I do not see it as such a big stretch for the God of creation to do the same.

You do realize Eddie Murphy making a donkey (what the hell is a 'dunkey?') talk was just a cartoon, right? The donkey wasn't real, it was just Eddie Murphy pretending.

As opposed to your story, where you believe an actual donkey somehow grew vocal chords and spoke in perfect whatever language they were using at the time.

8/13/2012 8:05:13 AM
#1434096
Nagol

I really can't believe that anyone could be this stupid. This has to be a poe.

8/13/2012 8:07:04 AM
#1434121
DevilsChaplain

This ranks up with the unexplained rainbows quote and the light coming from somewhere on a cloudy day quote.

8/13/2012 8:47:51 AM
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