OscarTheOnion #fundie rr-bb.com

Hey, I've got an idea for new show for NBC - check this out:

Two gay lovers are visited by an angel in their bedroom one night and have a change of heart. They both begin to read the bible and each episode centers around a bible lesson where they learn something new, repent of their sins, and make changes in their lives. In the last episode of season one, they discover Exodus International (an ex-gay) ministry and cry tears of joy as they realize the sinful nature of their lifestyle. In the last few minutes, they cry together and say their final goodbyes to each other as the last burning embers of their rainbow flag and ACLU membership cards smolder in the trashcan.

The gnashing of teeth and sheeking from the left would be deafening...

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