"We respect the original intent (of Bible authors). We are pealing away the political bias. We are purifying the Bible."
So why then, aren't you equally eager enough to actually publish your 'Conservative Bible'; your 'purified' Bible has believers crying out for such 'Truth' eh, Andy Schaftafly? With as many 'Conservatives' out there - and by definition Christian - it would fly out of the bookshops, surely...?!
...oh yes, that's right. Your 'Conservative Bible has be universally - that's as in outside your own little dimension of lickspittles and cocksuckers - panned:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservapedia#Conservative_Bible_Project
'The Bible project has met with extensive criticism. Rod Dreher, a conservative editor and columnist, described the project as "insane hubris" and "crazy"; he further described the project as "It's like what you'd get if you crossed the Jesus Seminar with the College Republican chapter at a rural institution of Bible learnin'". Ed Morrissey, another conservative Christian writer, wrote that bending the word of God to one's own ideology makes God subservient to an ideology, rather than the other way around. Joseph Farah, editor-in-chief of WorldNetDaily, stated: "I've seen some incredibly stupid and misguided initiatives by 'conservatives' in my day, but this one takes the cake" and "There's certainly nothing 'conservative' about rewriting the Bible".'
Nope, not seeing anyone, outside of Conservapoodia, agreeing with what you've done to their beloved KJV, Andy. What are you afraid of, re. your 'Conservative Bible' in actual book form - even as an e-book? Whassamatter? Scared that it'll be placed in the Humour sections of said bookshops, next to, say, "The Old Testament According to Spike Milligan"?! Oh, and one more thing, Andy Schaftafly. The word 'Conservative'. As per the definitive lexicon of the English Language (and not American; not seeing you speaking Klingon, nor any of the Native American languages), the Oxford English Dictionary (emphasis added):
http://oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/conservative?q=Conservative
conservative (con|ser¦va|tive) Pronunciation: /k?n's??v?t?v/
Definition of conservative
adjective
1 averse to change or innovation
Averse to change. Haven't you just changed the Word of God, Andy Schaftafly? Remember Revelation 22:18-19...?!
...or have you, in your 'Bizarro World' called the Andy Schaftafly residence, redefined 'Conservative' to mean Liberal? After all, in Bizarro World, black is white, up is down, right is left, and Change & Innovation is the new Conservatism; where hypocrisy isn't Doublethink, and 2+2=5.
I love the smell of annihilated arguments - and deep-fried fundies - in the morning. Smells like... Superiority. >:D