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National Weather Service Stocks Up on Ammo

Our monstrously bloated and relentlessly intrusive federal government is currently controlled by leftist ideologues opposed to everything this country stands for. Their relationship with the American people is wary if not yet openly hostile. This is why even the National Weather Service is stocking up on ammunition, presumably to shoot us with. Remember the party hounds at the General Services Administration, who blew $820,000 of our money on an outrageously frivolous Las Vegas shindig? Here’s something a little more sobering from their official website:

The DOC NOAA National Weather Service – Western Acquisition Division ? Boulder requires the following items, Purchase Description Determined by Line Item, to the following:

LI 001, 16,000 rounds of ammunition for semiautomatic pistols to be factory-loaded .40 S&W caliber, 180-grain jacketed hollow point (JHP). …

LI 002, 24,000 rounds of ammunition for semiautomatic pistols to be factory-loaded .40 S&W caliber, 180-grain jacketed hollow point (JHP). …

LI 003, 6,000 rounds of frangible, 125-grain CFRHT .40 caliber.


Why does even the weatherman need piles of ammo if he works for the government? Possibly because every federal employee in the country might become deputized once Obamunism truly hits the fan in the form of total economic collapse or a disputed 2012 election.

Meanwhile, DHS has just purchased another 750 million rounds of ammo, in addition to the 450 million rounds they bought with our money earlier this year. I doubt they plan on using all these bullets to defend the open southern border.

Dave Blount, Moonbattery 13 Comments [8/21/2012 3:47:24 AM]
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The ammo is actually going to some kind of marine fisheries law enforcement agency. A clerical error listed that as the NWS making that request. The officers may need that to defend themselves against people poaching fish stocks.
http://www.businessinsider.com/this-is-why-the-noaa-supposedly-ordered-46000-rounds-of-ammunition-2012-8

8/21/2012 4:20:00 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

jesus, David; are you just an idiot, or willfully ignorant. Can you do no research on your own?

8/21/2012 4:27:07 AM

Ebon

I deeply hope that you get shot.

8/21/2012 4:28:53 AM

Shax

You're so ridiculously stupid. But you know what? I'll play along. I really do hope They're going to take over the country. I hope They--whoever They are--require random cameras in houses and GPS bugs implanted in all citizens for identification. I hope that the implant is completely covered in sixes and pentagrams, that it's placed in the center of the skull, and that it's volatile and prone to explode at random, or that it causes you to shit your pants whenever you get too close to a cell phone tower. I hope it's required that you submit to an implant check if you want to buy ANYTHING. Furthermore, I hope that They require every citizen to give up a plug of meat out of their ass, several teeth, a finger and an eye for added identification purposes, and have a backup barcode tattooed on everyone's cheek. The look on your face would be completely priceless.

Do you know why? I'm honestly curious as to whether people like you would merely knuckle under and go along with it, or if you'd actually do what you've all been threatening on random internet message boards to do for years and take up arms against the oppressors.


8/21/2012 4:35:16 AM

Doubting Thomas

I knew this would be making the conspiracy rounds as soon as I heard about it. Apparently it's really strange that the NOAA Fisheries Enforcement office (yes actual law enforcement officers) shouldn't have any need for ammunition and paper targets.

And of course now it's because Obama is declaring martial law.

8/21/2012 5:50:12 AM

Dr. Razark

You do realize that various government agencies have law enforcement/security agents?

Hell, even NASA has armed security and a law enforcement/investigations branch.

(Or maybe this is just a cover so that Obama can supply his private army of dentists, nurses, and doctors?)

8/21/2012 6:20:22 AM

Filin De Blanc

These people are all for guns, unless the guns are owned by people who actually have legitimate cause to use them. Then it's evil.

8/21/2012 7:15:05 AM

fapwank

What's worse than this paranoid drivel is that other wingnuts believe it's true. Unfortunately Obama isn't rounding them up and shooting them which is disappointing.

8/21/2012 9:25:20 AM

nazani14

News flash- People who seek employment at DHS, BAT, the FBI, etc. are very seldom leftists of any type.

8/21/2012 11:15:31 AM

Zagen30

Meanwhile, DHS has just purchased another 750 million rounds of ammo, in addition to the 450 million rounds they bought with our money earlier this year. I doubt they plan on using all these bullets to defend the open southern border.

Why do I think that if this had happened under Bush, there'd be no outcry from the conservatives, and that many of them would be hoping that ammo would end up in some dark-skinned folks?

8/21/2012 3:01:26 PM

Raised by Horses

@Percy Q. Shunn

He's too busy jumping to the conclusions he's been eyeing this whole time.

8/21/2012 7:43:12 PM

michael3ov

"federal government is currently controlled by leftist ideologues"

Oh how I wish I could take you back in time to our founding.

People like you were saying similar things about Paine, Jefferson, Adams, Washington, etc.

8/23/2012 4:03:29 AM

michael3ov

@Percy Q. Shunn

"jesus, David; are you just an idiot, or willfully ignorant. Can you do no research on your own? "

Even if he can people like him will not believe anything that contradicts what they so desperately want to believe is true.

He would more than like say the article from buisnessinsider.com was written by a government shill and anyone who believes it is a sheep.

8/23/2012 4:07:55 AM
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