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okay anyways i have been watched for like 2 years now, every single night by i dont know either 3 spaceships or 1 spaceship acting as 3 light dots, but yeah also recently i have been attacked or something - about 6 m ago i tryed communicating with the spaceship and i got an massive headache and had it for 2 days, now i have the same headache and last night something weird happened
i woke up and felt this MASSIVE pressure going through my whole back like it was massive, like something was going out or in and i dont know but i have 1000000times been paralyzed in sleep and had to fight off "demons" or "aliens" with my mind and recently i have started winning those mind battles
and i have a power word that helps me i dont know why but i dont believe in god in the big white bearded guy figure but i believe in universal energy, anyways when i say JESÚS "my language for jesus" then i somehow win the battle and the aliens/entities leave me i dont know if it is cause i gain extreme confidence when i say jesus or something but yeah anyways i will try to cover last nights story for u here

4am : trying to fall asleep
5am : smoked a cig
6am : almost fallen asleep
6:30 : so close to sleep then massive pressure comes over my whole back and i get paralyzed and cant speak i struggle to talk and fight with my mind and i somehow knew something was going in or out of me, i wasnt exatly scared more like shocked since i have had the paralyzed thingie happen almost every night for years now, but this was something new the pressure thing on my back
then i got to say Jesus and i felt as the grip of the entitiys got off me and i could speak, so i woke my gf up and noticed i was laying in a pool of sweat (that happens everynight also) and then went back to sleep, i know that something happens everynight, but i cant remember it everynight

so anyways does anyone know, or have any suggestions or ideas of what this might have been?

newindego, Indigo Society 19 Comments [8/23/2012 12:06:23 PM]
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Mech610

Wait.

Conspiracy theories. Is very crazy. Smokes cigarettes in decidedly inappropriate places?



This reminds me of someone, but I can't remember who...

8/23/2012 12:28:28 PM

Mech610

Double post for some reason.

8/23/2012 12:29:01 PM

Zagen30

You suffer from recurrent isolated sleep paralysis. I'm sorry that you're afflicted, but there's nothing supernatural or extraterrestrial going on.

about 6 m ago i tryed communicating with the spaceship and i got an massive headache and had it for 2 days

If I had to hazard a guess this communication involved you running headfirst into the wall. I'm not surprised you got a massive headache. You might want to see a doctor to check if you have a concussion.

i woke up and felt this MASSIVE pressure going through my whole back like it was massive

You would make a good candidate for the open position at the Department of Redundancy Department, wouldn't you?

like something was going out or in

That narrows it down.

nyways when i say JESÚS "my language for jesus" then i somehow win the battle and the aliens/entities leave me i dont know if it is cause i gain extreme confidence when i say jesus or something

Sleep paralysis affects the jaw muscles; I believe the only thing capable of moving is the eyes. You're able to say Jesus once it starts wearing off.

but i have 1000000times been paralyzed in sleep

At one time per day, that works out to him having lived for 2739.7 years. Are we sure he isn't an alien?

8/23/2012 1:12:14 PM

farpadokly

Sleep paralysis. I've had similar things happen to me in the past.
You wake up but your body is still asleep, and you struggle to move it but it's paralysed. Sometimes this would be accompanied for me with a drop in blood pressure, giving that rushing sensation, and even, immediately after waking, hypnagogic hallucinations.

8/23/2012 2:00:31 PM

J. James

This is a BAD case of sleep paralysis. You're literally dreaming while you're awake and immobile.

Mystery solved.

8/23/2012 4:36:54 PM

wtfpudding

I can't even Finnish reading thus. I'm not sure thus person is old enough to smoke

8/23/2012 7:52:58 PM

Micharion

I don't know maybe he got hungary.

8/23/2012 9:25:30 PM

Mikgof

"okay anyways i have been watched for like 2 years now, every single night by i dont know either 3 spaceships or 1 spaceship acting as 3 light dots"


Simple answer. You're fucking insane. I hope that helps.

8/23/2012 11:41:18 PM

michael3ov

You just described sleep paralysis you twit.

As far as saying Jesus, you could say fus ro dah, ignorance is bliss, or scream for your mommy and it would stop. Anything that will snap you back to full consciousness. I have experienced sleep paralysis about 3 times in my life. The last time it happened I got out the word cheeseburger and it stopped. You can say anything once it begins to stop and then it stops immediately.


8/24/2012 4:28:06 AM

Doubting Thomas

Someone really should go see a doctor.

8/24/2012 5:23:33 AM

Stonespiral

Go to a doctor in the field of sleep disorders. They might be able to help you.

8/24/2012 7:13:49 AM



Sleep paralysis: now caused by aliens.

Also, JESUS: a word newindego made up that means Jesus.

8/24/2012 10:22:38 PM

Ebon

"so anyways does anyone know, or have any suggestions or ideas of what this might have been?"

It's called sleep paralysis. I suffer from it all the time myself and feelings of dread, pressure and auditory hallucinations are not uncommon.

8/25/2012 12:04:32 AM

John_in_Oz

You think there have been space aliens watching you sleep every night for the past two years.

You're right, but only by coincidence.





(Hat-tip Terry Pratchett.)

8/25/2012 7:46:03 AM

pete

Sleep paralysis and, perhaps, some other mental affliction. Seek help and ask yourself; "why would beings capable of interstellar travel visit earth to give illiterate hicks bad dreams"?

8/28/2012 5:25:09 PM

Skeppio

Helpful hint: Go see a fucking doctor.

8/29/2012 11:15:57 PM

Mix Master Mikaeus

He sounds like he's describing sleep paralysis. If only my sleep paralysis gave me powers, I'd be happier having them.

Ah well, a man can dream.

12/20/2012 8:38:30 AM

DFM

Hallucination. If it returns, seek psychiatric help.

4/7/2013 5:00:05 PM

A. Square

A hell of a bad acid trip.

8/17/2013 7:07:46 PM
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