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Jesus Christ was actually NOT A JEW. Don't care what anyone else says.
[8/23/2012 12:52:46 PM]
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Submitted By: Wykked Wytch
"Jesus Christ was actually NOT A JEW. Don't care what anyone else says."
Yeah, I believed that Christianism was a jewish sect which became more and more autonomous and that it was Paul who separated Christianism from its roots.
8/23/2012 1:41:51 PM
So what was he then?
8/23/2012 2:30:23 PM
Oh My Dog!
Yes, because we all know Jesus was from Sweden.
8/23/2012 2:34:09 PM
I have the feeling that as a Christian, he is desperate to both be an anti-Semite and love Jesus at the same time.
Pathetic, sad man.
8/23/2012 3:01:30 PM
Uh, I was under the impression that the Bible is very clear on the fact that Jesus (provided he existed) was a Jew.
According to the profile, this moron is actually a woman.
8/23/2012 3:13:44 PM
reminds me of the idiot who thought moses was christian. at least he's honest on not caring about reality. his pseudonym leaves to be desired though...
8/23/2012 3:22:27 PM
Percy Q. Shunn
L O L
8/23/2012 8:58:21 PM
That's the problem. You DON'T care what anyone says, even if they are right and you are full of shit.
8/23/2012 9:49:24 PM
Cabbage is NOT A VEGETABLE! I don't care what anyone else says.
8/23/2012 10:34:39 PM
so why the circumcision
8/24/2012 2:09:40 AM
Well, he is reported to have said he was, so who are you going to believe, Hitler or Jesus?
8/24/2012 2:10:22 AM
How is that racist? Jesus may as well have been Arabian for all we know. And don't lots of liberals and Blacks babble on about Jesus being a Negro? And you know they are Sub-Saharans in the African continent.
8/24/2012 4:03:16 AM
Yeah, his last name was "Christ," not "Christowitz."
Sorry, but Jesus was Jewish:
He went into his father's business.
His mother thought he was God.
He thought his mother was a virgin.
8/24/2012 5:32:33 AM
"Jesus Christ was actually NOT A JEW...."
....He was a VULCAN!
Sorry, just being a goofus, here....
8/24/2012 6:16:07 AM
You do realize Judaism is a religion compromising many ethnic groups, right? There are black and Medaterrainian Jews. It doesn't matter if he was an ethnic Jew or not. He was a follower of Judaism, and thus a Jew.
8/24/2012 8:18:45 AM
In denial, poor sap.
8/24/2012 2:28:04 PM
Clearly you don't care what the Bible says either so why believe he existed at all?
8/25/2012 12:08:33 AM
The stunning force of the logic of your argument has convinced me! Jesus Christ was not a Jew - he was a ????????
8/25/2012 12:27:38 PM
I assume that 'Leaguer' is your surname and your parents chose to call you Ivy as a sort of pun. The alternative is too horrible to contemplate.
8/26/2012 3:42:38 AM
The OP sounds like one of those "Christian Identity" (more like 'Puritan Insanity')...goobers.
8/26/2012 6:45:56 AM
He was a bastard from a fornicating Jew and a Roman soldier.
happier? no? well so much for making shit up
8/27/2012 6:51:40 PM
He was a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose. He was KOSHER! He was a RED SEA PEDESTRIAN, and PROUD OF IT!
8/28/2012 6:49:16 AM
Jesus himself said it. I guess you just confirmed you don't care what Jesus thinks.
8/29/2012 9:34:20 AM
IvyLeaguer is actually NOT CORRECT. Don't care what anyone else says.
12/11/2013 5:11:31 AM
But…but…but if he wasn’t a Jew, then where did
12/11/2013 6:31:29 AM