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Jesus Christ was actually NOT A JEW. Don't care what anyone else says.

IvyLeaguer, Skadi Forum 26 Comments [8/23/2012 12:52:46 PM]
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Submitted By: Wykked Wytch
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JeanP

"Jesus Christ was actually NOT A JEW. Don't care what anyone else says."

Yeah, I believed that Christianism was a jewish sect which became more and more autonomous and that it was Paul who separated Christianism from its roots.

8/23/2012 1:41:51 PM



So what was he then?

8/23/2012 2:30:23 PM

Oh My Dog!

Yes, because we all know Jesus was from Sweden.

8/23/2012 2:34:09 PM

Skatepunk

I have the feeling that as a Christian, he is desperate to both be an anti-Semite and love Jesus at the same time.

Pathetic, sad man.

8/23/2012 3:01:30 PM

ScrappyB

Uh, I was under the impression that the Bible is very clear on the fact that Jesus (provided he existed) was a Jew.

According to the profile, this moron is actually a woman.

8/23/2012 3:13:44 PM

\m/>_<\m/

reminds me of the idiot who thought moses was christian. at least he's honest on not caring about reality. his pseudonym leaves to be desired though...

8/23/2012 3:22:27 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

IvyLeaguer?

L O L

8/23/2012 8:58:21 PM

J. James

That's the problem. You DON'T care what anyone says, even if they are right and you are full of shit.

8/23/2012 9:49:24 PM

cdcdrr

Cabbage is NOT A VEGETABLE! I don't care what anyone else says.

8/23/2012 10:34:39 PM

Mihangel apYrs

so why the circumcision

8/24/2012 2:09:40 AM

Leighton Buzzard

Well, he is reported to have said he was, so who are you going to believe, Hitler or Jesus?

8/24/2012 2:10:22 AM



How is that racist? Jesus may as well have been Arabian for all we know. And don't lots of liberals and Blacks babble on about Jesus being a Negro? And you know they are Sub-Saharans in the African continent.

8/24/2012 4:03:16 AM

Doubting Thomas

Yeah, his last name was "Christ," not "Christowitz."

Sorry, but Jesus was Jewish:

He went into his father's business.
His mother thought he was God.
He thought his mother was a virgin.

8/24/2012 5:32:33 AM

SpukiKitty

"Jesus Christ was actually NOT A JEW...."

....He was a VULCAN!



Sorry, just being a goofus, here....

8/24/2012 6:16:07 AM

ScrappyB

@ #1438579

You do realize Judaism is a religion compromising many ethnic groups, right? There are black and Medaterrainian Jews. It doesn't matter if he was an ethnic Jew or not. He was a follower of Judaism, and thus a Jew.

8/24/2012 8:18:45 AM



In denial, poor sap.

8/24/2012 2:28:04 PM

Ebon

Clearly you don't care what the Bible says either so why believe he existed at all?

8/25/2012 12:08:33 AM

Colgate

The stunning force of the logic of your argument has convinced me! Jesus Christ was not a Jew - he was a ????????

8/25/2012 12:27:38 PM

BlackMageJ

I assume that 'Leaguer' is your surname and your parents chose to call you Ivy as a sort of pun. The alternative is too horrible to contemplate.

8/26/2012 3:42:38 AM

SpukiKitty

The OP sounds like one of those "Christian Identity" (more like 'Puritan Insanity')...goobers.

8/26/2012 6:45:56 AM

myheadhurts

He was a bastard from a fornicating Jew and a Roman soldier.

happier? no? well so much for making shit up

8/27/2012 6:51:40 PM

Pikachukid

He was a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose. He was KOSHER! He was a RED SEA PEDESTRIAN, and PROUD OF IT!

8/28/2012 6:49:16 AM



Jesus himself said it. I guess you just confirmed you don't care what Jesus thinks.

8/29/2012 9:34:20 AM

Goomy pls

IvyLeaguer is actually NOT CORRECT. Don't care what anyone else says.

12/11/2013 5:11:31 AM

Kuno

But…but…but if he wasn’t a Jew, then where did Saturn’s rings come from?

12/11/2013 6:31:29 AM
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