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This sounds familiar

I swear I heard this in 2004 and 2008, but that can't be right.

Quote# 89212

Will Obama Keep Power 'by Any Means Necessary'?

Let's go there: if Obama thinks he's losing, will he allow safe and fair elections on November 6? And if he does lose, will he peacefully turn over power to Mitt Romney on January 20, 2013? Or will he cling to power "by any means necessary," as a highly placed insider alleges?

Now, I'm truly sorry to raise such disgusting, un-American, crazy-sounding questions, but, alas, they're not crazy, and I've got a disquieting amount of evidence. The Democrats have already accused Romney of murdering a woman with cancer, financial felonies, and not filing taxes for ten years -- the last charge delivered by Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid on the Senate floor, on the basis of absolutely no evidence whatsoever.

By Democrat standards, I've got enough proof to put away Obama, et al. for life without parole.

Whatever chicanery Obama and his investors may be contemplating, it will probably unfold against some gargantuan crisis, manufactured or otherwise.


Stella Paul, American Thinker 31 Comments [8/28/2012 3:31:12 AM]
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Ludd

Speaking of subverting a fair election, isn't it the Republicans who are attemtping to pass voter ID laws to rig the election in their favor? Oh right, facts. Sometimes they get past you.

8/28/2012 10:43:47 AM

checkmate

Stella Paul is absolutely right.

Come election night, Obama will address the nation and announce that American Idol was fixed (oh the shock). That being a national crisis, he'll grab control of the Weather Channel and send out an army of neighborhood ice cream trucks and sidewalk hot dog vendors to take hold of the nation.

He'll keep the redneck militias at bay simply by using correct English against them. He'll defeat the Republicans by throwing a roll of tens and ones on the floor. That'll keep the greedy bastards busy for hours.

Oh yes, he'll be cunning. His force will be as strong as the Greek economy.

We're in for it. Doom lies ahead. Buy your Christmas presents right now before it's too late!

Btw, 2004 and 2008? Bah, they were saying the same thing about Nixon back in 1972.

8/28/2012 12:39:14 PM

Skyknight

@Onelife: Well, Hera certainly tried it while Herakles was battling the Lernaean Hydra...

8/28/2012 3:03:25 PM

Wehpudicabok

You're an idiot.

Whoever ran the ad blaming Romney for the woman's death is also an idiot. But saying so does not make you less of an idiot.

You have absolutely no evidence whatsoever that Obama is either willing or able to do what you say he will.

8/28/2012 5:11:43 PM

Old Viking

I heard that Obama will create a national panic by depriving the citizenry of hot dog relish at a well-chosen time.

8/28/2012 5:32:43 PM

JohnTheAtheist

The only thing that made sense was "crazy sounding questions".

8/28/2012 6:25:53 PM
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