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So do you believe that EVERY dream your eleven year old daughter has is some literal prophecy?
8/28/2012 6:15:33 AM
Because, y'know, it's just not possible for eleven-year-olds to have perfectly ordinary dreams about stuff like that. Just not possible at all.
8/28/2012 6:16:33 AM
What if he meant Sept. of the year 5000? Or you know your kid had a dream.
8/28/2012 6:17:03 AM
Which september? 2012 or 2013 or what? What a lot of muppets
8/28/2012 6:17:40 AM
This isn't RR?
8/28/2012 6:29:19 AM
Yeah sure, this September. Defintely positively for sure, just like every other time it hasn't happened.
8/28/2012 6:31:18 AM
That's quite a dream your daughter had. I once dreamt that I could fly by flapping my arms and cycling my legs fast enough.
She, to this day, still says Jesus told her, 'I am coming some September.'
Well I'm glad he was so specific. I mean, how many Septembers could there possibly be in the 4 billion years Earth has left?
8/28/2012 6:37:58 AM
What everyone else said.
8/28/2012 6:46:57 AM
Percy Q. Shunn
I am going to LOL every October 1st from this point on.
8/28/2012 6:48:26 AM
I can't make heads nor tails of this.
8/28/2012 6:54:01 AM
You lot have been predicting the Rapture ever since it was completely invented about a century ago.
8/28/2012 7:13:04 AM
In the dream, Jesus also said "Run, a giant lime gelato is chasing you around the Carousel"
8/28/2012 7:22:20 AM
" What it means I don't know for sure, "
It means your daughter is mentally ill, possibly because she inherited it from her father.
8/28/2012 7:26:06 AM
Jesus also told the people standing face to face with him that many would not die until he came back. That was 2,000 years ago and none of those people are alive today, and Jesus hasn't returned. Jesus has a history of breaking promises.
8/28/2012 7:35:27 AM
Because being raised in a family of fundies absolutely can't cause a little girl to dream about Jeebus and the Rupture... [/sarcasm]
8/28/2012 7:44:42 AM
Yeah. I had the same thing with my daughter (only it was Cybermen coming for her). Don't give her any more cheese late at night.
8/28/2012 7:50:29 AM
Kyla has my sympathy.
No-one should have to make up shit like this just to get some parental attention.
Suggestion to Cyndee: Daughter first. Jesus later. He needs you less.
8/28/2012 7:51:27 AM
Or? Maybe the poor kid is so full of religious BS, courtesy of her idiotic parents, that Jesus has invaded her subconscious?
8/28/2012 7:52:31 AM
"God also told her that her family, meaning her siblings, and me, her Mother and her Dad,..."
Huh? What is your relationship to this girl? You list yourself (Jim) as not a sibling nor her mother or father.
8/28/2012 8:12:58 AM
Because the omnipotent diety is going to confide in, and only in, a solitary eleven year old girl in some mid-western trailer park.
8/28/2012 8:20:18 AM
Jesus also told the people standing face to face with him that many would not die until he came back.
Or? Maybe ... Jesus has invaded her subconscious?
Jesus; the lying bastard is like Freddy Krueger. He'll get you in your sleep.
8/28/2012 8:20:31 AM
Filin De Blanc
Trust these people to treat eleven year-olds as the epitome of wisdom.
8/28/2012 8:22:46 AM
The Crimson Ghost
"I am coming some September". That's really pinning it down! Will these geniuses EVER learn?
Hopefully ol' Jeezus will make some silly faces or noises to let us all know when he's coming so we can all make sure we're indoors.
8/28/2012 9:15:02 AM
I'm betting Kyla and the other kids refer to you as "creepy uncle Jim" when you're not around.
8/28/2012 9:17:26 AM
So on October first....
8/28/2012 9:19:25 AM
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