Percy Q. Shunn
Maybe the pyramid is hiding an alien device deigned to steal the energy from our sun, put there by a race of giant, transforming robots from the planet Cybertron.
8/28/2012 6:22:32 AM
I couldn't get past the first sentence without face palming, what an victory.
8/28/2012 6:35:58 AM
"Aztec Pyramid of the Moon blasts energy vortex from apex."
8/28/2012 7:08:08 AM
Please do n't bring up that abomination of a movie.
8/28/2012 7:12:38 AM
Raised by Horses"Aztec Pyramid of the Moon blasts energy vortex from apex."
That's been done
8/28/2012 7:31:36 AM
Damn, Percy beat me to it.
8/28/2012 7:33:08 AM
Dang, Raised by Horses beat me to it, too...
I call dibs on any Tok'ra symbiot you might find, though.
8/28/2012 8:45:14 AM
Dammit, you guys took the best jokes.
All you guys left for me is that terrible SyFy original movie.
8/28/2012 9:19:44 AM
A movie abomination that hasn't been mentioned!
Maybe the pyramid is actually a spaceship holding the bodies of the ancient alien archaeologists from another dimension?
8/28/2012 9:27:43 AM
So, they're Xel'Naga Temples?
8/28/2012 1:25:33 PM
"Well, maybe the United States Air Force knows."
Please tell me this is some kind of viral marketing campaign for a new Stargate DVD.
8/28/2012 3:06:38 PM
Looks like bongs and bad sci if movies don't mix.
8/28/2012 3:07:52 PM
The pyramid is obviously full of xenomorph eggs to provide a hunting grounf for extraterrestial big game hunters. Duh.
8/28/2012 3:54:41 PM
8/28/2012 6:41:27 PM
Hey you stole my Indiana Jones, Stargate crossover. Give me credit for it, I mean seriously did this guys get high at a scifi convention or something.
8/28/2012 6:57:12 PM
I knew Terry Pratchett was a prophet! Where is Dios when you need him?
8/28/2012 9:49:01 PM
That's not how pyramids work.
8/29/2012 6:08:03 AM
OK, where is this video evidence?
8/29/2012 7:26:03 AM
Were some pyramids actually designed by alien ‘gods’ that created a worldwide network of advanced city-states based on their superscience?
8/29/2012 2:20:39 PM
Whatever drug you're fucked up... give me some.
8/31/2012 3:01:13 PM
"Were some pyramids actually designed by alien ‘gods’ that created a worldwide network of advanced city-states based on their superscience?"
This theory has never made sense to me.
There's no denying that the pyramids were an amazing achievement.
But personally I think that aliens capable of interstellar travel would have built something even more awe inspiring.
Especially when you consider modern day buildings like the Burj Khalifa, which were built without the benefit of this so called alien superscience.
9/1/2012 3:27:00 PM
Suvorov loves you. He loves you with a love greater than that of a brother, knowing that the two of you are joined by bonds that only Discworld fans may know.
1/12/2013 9:30:38 PM
I never got the „pyramids have to be something special“-CTs. The pyramid form is one that happens almost automatically as soon as you start piling stones or other things on another. It’s basically a mound with the sides a bit straightened. When small kids build sand castles they start with this form, FFS!
Also, I hear your Stargate, Transformers, Indiana Jones and Pterry references and raise you one “The Fifth Element”…
1/16/2013 2:52:29 AM