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It is Dr. Tee to you and no permission has been granted to address me otherwise. First off, those who go with alternatives to the Bible are not Christians unless they are new believers and learning the difference between their old beliefs and biblical ones.
Secondly, You know nothing of scripture. Science is not is not what God said to use. He said--use faith-- as that pleases HIm. So you reject what God says pleases Him to go with something He did not say to use.
the only arrogant one is you.

Dr. David Tee, Exploring Our Matrix 38 Comments [8/30/2012 5:32:17 AM]
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Tempus

@Skyknight: Seems he was a Korean public school teacher who self-published a couple of books. And these are the source of his Doctor's credentials:



Also, his archaeology book was printed entirely in Comic Sans. So, yeah. He's a doctor in exactly the same sense that Kent Hovind is a doctor.

8/30/2012 7:42:10 PM

rubber chicken

Dave, your doctor is a verb, isn't it ?

8/30/2012 8:17:43 PM

Frostythesnowman

Well 'Dr', it seems that you've bought yourself some qualifications that Hovind himself would be proud of. You are, of course, a fraud, but I'm a nice person so I hope that you stay out of jail longer than Hovind managed.

Oh, and pleasing your imaginary god is not something that I'm required to do.

8/30/2012 11:53:54 PM

Justanotheratheist

Dr, my ass.

8/31/2012 5:43:03 AM

Doubting Thomas

Excuse me, Mr. Tee, but why have all our medical advances been based on science and not the bible? Fuck your god. I'd much rather rely on hundreds of years of medical science to cure any illness I might have rather than prayer, laying on of hands, or casting out demons.

I can just see this guy saying, "That's Doctor Tee to you. I didn't pay $5000 to a diploma mill to be called Mr. Tee, thank you."

8/31/2012 6:28:24 AM

fapwank

Science is not is not what God said to use. He said--use faith-- as that pleases HIm.

I wish he could convince rational people to reject science, that way he can pray for a computer and an Internet to magically appear in a world where nobody knows how to build a computer with which to post inane theological mumbo-jumbo for like-minded religious primates to agree with.

No science = no physics = no computers = no theologists posting on the Internet. Sounds good to me.

8/31/2012 6:58:26 AM

Anon-e-moose

@Tempus

If Dr. Piss here wants new challenges, then I challenge him to navigate a new Korean Educational System...

...in Pyongyang. >:D

8/31/2012 7:01:27 AM

fapwank

Dr. Seuss was also an author and just as much of a real doctor.

"The study of theology, as it stands in the Christian churches, is the study of nothing; it is founded on nothing; it rests on no principles; it proceeds by no authority; it has no data; it can demonstrate nothing; and it admits of no conclusion." -- Thomas Paine

8/31/2012 7:11:42 AM

farpadokly

There's a long, long list of things God (or rather, the authors of the Bible) didn't say to use. That includes many products of that product of science called technology. You know, things like computers and the internet.

8/31/2012 8:41:52 AM

Swede

Davey, don't be arrogant. I don't wait for permission how to address people; those customs are totally antiquated in my country. My brother-in-law and his wife both have doctorates, but nobody addresses them as Dr Pettersson.

God didn't say anything about using transistors, computers or the Internet, so stop using them right now, before you're damned to Hell, Davey-boy.

8/31/2012 9:01:24 AM

Darwin

"It is Dr. Tee to you..."

Hmmm, sounds a bit like that 'pride' thingie that's on the list of deadly sins.

8/31/2012 8:21:09 PM

UHM

Can we call you Teeheeheefuckoffifeeldirtyaroundyou?

Edit: I think Dr. doesn't mean Doctor in this instance, but is an abbreviation for "don't read"

9/1/2012 1:12:09 PM



What exactly are you a doctor of? Not any sciences, that's for sure. And your many typos prove it has nothing to do with literature, so...

10/23/2012 12:34:54 PM
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