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Quote# 89315

Newsweek does not impress me. I will not consider them to be fair and unbiased until EVERY story they do is written from a strong, conservative point of view.

Mike Yuscavage, OneNewsNow 41 Comments [10/1/2012 6:36:19 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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#1453433
fishtank

Dictionary, NOW.

10/1/2012 6:38:30 AM
#1453437
The Crimson Ghost

Nope, not biased there!

Perhaps Newsweek is too complicated for him.

10/1/2012 6:41:45 AM
#1453440
Filin De Blanc

"I won't consider them unbiased until they become biased in my favour."

10/1/2012 6:43:57 AM
#1453453
militantchick

You keep using that word.... I do not think it means what you think it means...

10/1/2012 6:54:29 AM
#1453457
CleverScreenName

On the upside, even his fellow OneNewsNow posters are lambasting him for his stupidity.

10/1/2012 6:56:29 AM
#1453459
derpin dots

God dangit... Mike this is why we can't have give things

10/1/2012 6:57:26 AM
#1453473
motobreath

POE!If it was real it would have sounded crazier with lots of mental gymnastics instead of a simple statement

10/1/2012 7:06:14 AM
#1453477
dionysus


10/1/2012 7:08:36 AM
#1453481
Apatheist

I won't consider them unbiased until they are exactly biased like I am.

10/1/2012 7:16:10 AM
#1453482
John

Translation: I don't want fair and unbiased. I want them to agree with ME!

10/1/2012 7:16:30 AM
#1453492


Do you even know what unbiased means?

10/1/2012 7:24:28 AM
#1453493
Anon-e-moose

I hereby nominate this quote for the 'Missing the Point' Award.

10/1/2012 7:26:50 AM
#1453496
Mayhem

I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic to an article that complained about Newsweek's style of reporting.

10/1/2012 7:29:40 AM
#1453588
OhJohnNo

This is a bit too blatantly stupid to be anything but a poe.

10/1/2012 8:38:49 AM
#1453616
UHM

Please be Poe, Please be Poe, Please be Poe… *mumbles on while roling into the fetus position*

10/1/2012 9:01:57 AM
#1453645
Mister Spak

My facepalm made a sonic boom.

10/1/2012 9:19:20 AM
#1453774
Often Partisan

poe or conservapedian.

10/1/2012 12:23:17 PM
#1453810
Old Viking

Newsweek does not impress me.

Well there's the death blow for Newsweek.

10/1/2012 12:57:50 PM
#1453820
Thinking Allowed


10/1/2012 1:07:22 PM
#1453822
Meeeh

"fair and unbiased" and "a strong, conservative point of view" does not compute.

Did you get this book for Christmas?


10/1/2012 1:09:48 PM
#1453826
Tempus

So you'll consider them unbiased when they're completely biased?

Sounds about right.

10/1/2012 1:13:55 PM
#1453827
Jezebel's Evil Sister

I will not consider them fair and balanced until they are totally unfair and unbalanced.

10/1/2012 1:14:55 PM
#1453829
Mad_Jester

I'm beginning to think these tools use cognitive dissonance in their bloodstream the way humans use iron, or Vulcans copper.

10/1/2012 1:19:18 PM
#1453836


This has to be a poe.

10/1/2012 1:25:45 PM
#1453879
Ebon

"I will consider them unbiased only when they are heavily biased in my favour".

10/1/2012 3:06:58 PM
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