Newsweek does not impress me. I will not consider them to be fair and unbiased until EVERY story they do is written from a strong, conservative point of view.
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The Crimson Ghost
Nope, not biased there!
Perhaps Newsweek is too complicated for him.
Filin De Blanc
"I won't consider them unbiased until they become biased in my favour."
You keep using that word.... I do not think it means what you think it means...
On the upside, even his fellow OneNewsNow posters are lambasting him for his stupidity.
God dangit... Mike this is why we can't have give things
POE!If it was real it would have sounded crazier with lots of mental gymnastics instead of a simple statement
I won't consider them unbiased until they are exactly biased like I am.
Translation: I don't
fair and unbiased. I want them to agree with ME!
Do you even know what unbiased means?
I hereby nominate this quote for the 'Missing the Point' Award.
I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic to an article that complained about Newsweek's style of reporting.
This is a bit too blatantly stupid to be anything but a poe.
Please be Poe, Please be Poe, Please be Poe… *mumbles on while roling into the fetus position*
My facepalm made a sonic boom.
poe or conservapedian.
10/1/2012 12:23:17 PM
Newsweek does not impress me.
Well there's the death blow for Newsweek.
10/1/2012 12:57:50 PM
10/1/2012 1:07:22 PM
"fair and unbiased" and "a strong, conservative point of view" does not compute.
Did you get this book for Christmas?
10/1/2012 1:09:48 PM
So you'll consider them unbiased when they're completely biased?
Sounds about right.
10/1/2012 1:13:55 PM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
I will not consider them fair and balanced until they are totally unfair and unbalanced.
10/1/2012 1:14:55 PM
I'm beginning to think these tools use cognitive dissonance in their bloodstream the way humans use iron, or Vulcans copper.
10/1/2012 1:19:18 PM
This has to be a poe.
10/1/2012 1:25:45 PM
"I will consider them unbiased only when they are heavily biased in my favour".
10/1/2012 3:06:58 PM