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#1453433
fishtank
Dictionary, NOW.
10/1/2012 6:38:30 AM
#1453437
The Crimson Ghost
Nope, not biased there!
Perhaps Newsweek is too complicated for him.
10/1/2012 6:41:45 AM
#1453440
Filin De Blanc
"I won't consider them unbiased until they become biased in my favour."
10/1/2012 6:43:57 AM
#1453453
militantchick
You keep using that word.... I do not think it means what you think it means...
10/1/2012 6:54:29 AM
#1453457
CleverScreenName
On the upside, even his fellow OneNewsNow posters are lambasting him for his stupidity.
10/1/2012 6:56:29 AM
#1453459
derpin dots
God dangit... Mike this is why we can't have give things
10/1/2012 6:57:26 AM
#1453473
motobreath
POE!If it was real it would have sounded crazier with lots of mental gymnastics instead of a simple statement
10/1/2012 7:06:14 AM
#1453477
dionysus
10/1/2012 7:08:36 AM
#1453481
Apatheist
I won't consider them unbiased until they are exactly biased like I am.
10/1/2012 7:16:10 AM
#1453482
John
Translation: I don't want fair and unbiased. I want them to agree with ME!
10/1/2012 7:16:30 AM
#1453492
Do you even know what unbiased means?
10/1/2012 7:24:28 AM
#1453493
Anon-e-moose
I hereby nominate this quote for the 'Missing the Point' Award.
10/1/2012 7:26:50 AM
#1453496
Mayhem
I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic to an article that complained about Newsweek's style of reporting.
10/1/2012 7:29:40 AM
#1453588
OhJohnNo
This is a bit too blatantly stupid to be anything but a poe.
10/1/2012 8:38:49 AM
#1453616
UHM
Please be Poe, Please be Poe, Please be Poe… *mumbles on while roling into the fetus position*
10/1/2012 9:01:57 AM
#1453645
Mister Spak
My facepalm made a sonic boom.
10/1/2012 9:19:20 AM
#1453774
Often Partisan
poe or conservapedian.
10/1/2012 12:23:17 PM
#1453810
Old Viking
Newsweek does not impress me.
Well there's the death blow for Newsweek.
10/1/2012 12:57:50 PM
#1453820
Thinking Allowed
10/1/2012 1:07:22 PM
#1453822
Meeeh
"fair and unbiased" and "a strong, conservative point of view" does not compute.
Did you get this book for Christmas?
10/1/2012 1:09:48 PM
#1453826
Tempus
So you'll consider them unbiased when they're completely biased?
Sounds about right.
10/1/2012 1:13:55 PM
#1453827
Jezebel's Evil Sister
I will not consider them fair and balanced until they are totally unfair and unbalanced.
10/1/2012 1:14:55 PM
#1453829
Mad_Jester
I'm beginning to think these tools use cognitive dissonance in their bloodstream the way humans use iron, or Vulcans copper.
10/1/2012 1:19:18 PM
#1453836
This has to be a poe.
10/1/2012 1:25:45 PM
#1453879
Ebon
"I will consider them unbiased only when they are heavily biased in my favour".
10/1/2012 3:06:58 PM
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