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I have often said that Al-Qaeda foolishly choose indiscriminate terrorism.

Instead, if they packaged their message into a slick media campaign that explains why Western feminism is destructive, while keeping violence to a minimum, they could have gotten a lot more traction in the West.

TFH, The Spearhead 35 Comments [9/3/2012 8:21:07 AM]
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Veras_the_Brujah

So you agree then that the beliefs of Al-Qaeda aren't that different than American conservatives?

Wait... this has to be a Poe.

9/3/2012 8:37:28 AM

Robespierre

Just go ahead and admit you lack the cojones to be a real taliban.

9/3/2012 8:40:01 AM

Oh My Dog!

So you are saying feminists are like a slick version of Al-Qaeda?

Yes, women wanting equal rights - the big bad meanies.

9/3/2012 8:46:17 AM

Often Partisan

So you support the goals of all Qaeda.

9/3/2012 8:47:53 AM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

@Oh My Dog!

Actually I believe what he's saying is that if Al-Qaeda focused combatting the "evils" of feminism and chose feminist targets to attack (remember, he said keep violence to a minimum, not eliminate it altogether) then they would have had a larger following in the West, including, presumably, the OP.

9/3/2012 8:48:32 AM

Filin De Blanc

"Western feminism is destructive"

To your chances of getting a woman to sleep with you. That's what you really mean, isn't it?

9/3/2012 8:48:37 AM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

Also, in b4 BobsOldSocks starts defending the OP.

9/3/2012 8:52:45 AM

Oh My Dog!

@Rabbit of Caerbannog

Not surprising considering the source.

9/3/2012 9:03:19 AM

BobsOldSocks

@Rabbit of Caerbannog

You're disgusting.

9/3/2012 9:04:33 AM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

U mad, Bob?

9/3/2012 9:11:28 AM

zipperback

I suspect that if, instead of The Pentagon, the 9-11 terrorists crashed into the IRS headquarters in Washington D.C. just before tax time the sort of conservatives that usually get featured on FSTDT would be converting to Islam left and right.

9/3/2012 9:20:02 AM

BobsOldSocks

@Rabbit of Caerbannog

It would take a helluva lot more than that to make me mad, rabbit. I'm disappointed and disgusted that a seemingly intelligent person would stoop so low. But hey, on your conscience be it.

9/3/2012 9:37:58 AM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

"It would take a helluva lot more than that to make me mad, rabbit. I'm disappointed and disgusted that a seemingly intelligent person would stoop so low. But hey, on your conscience be it."

So you're not going to grace us with your mental ejaculations about how feminism is teh evulz? Oh no, I am so deeply saddened over that.

9/3/2012 9:41:18 AM

Papabear

Possibly true, but they do not seek traction in the west. They are almost univesally anti-west.

It does say important things about your character that you lament not being able to ally yourself (and your cronies) with Al-Qaeda.

9/3/2012 10:03:44 AM

Jesus Klingon

Or if they just not committed acts of terrorism, but instead blathered on about the evils of Western feminism, we could just ignore them.

9/3/2012 10:21:56 AM

Reynardine

My word, Bob is going to entertain us with more of his narcissistic rages!

9/3/2012 10:22:11 AM

freako104

So you share al Qaeda's goals? At least you admit it

9/3/2012 10:57:29 AM

Axel

The sad part is, they probably could have.

9/3/2012 11:16:12 AM

J. James

"The Spearhead?" That sounds like "The Glans Penis." Or maybe "sausagefest" or "he-man woman-haters?"

9/3/2012 11:29:07 AM

Old Viking

What they should have done -- and it may not be too late -- is wear those fake glasses with the big nose and bushy eyebrows, and play guitars. That would render them unidentifiable, and utterly distract the West.

9/3/2012 12:18:42 PM

JeanP

You're not thinking that Al-Qaeda has hateful and despisable ideas, you believe the problem with them is they use "indiscriminate terrorism" (who should be the "right" victims?) and they will gain western followers if they change tactics and keep violence to a minimum.

You're thus an Al-Qaida sympathiser.

9/3/2012 12:25:38 PM

farpadokly

I'm fed up of these quotes from these MRA losers. I only like the religious ones.

9/3/2012 12:31:31 PM

Ebon

Except for teh small problem that anti-feminism is a pretty minor part of their theology. At core, their theology is anti-West.

9/3/2012 12:42:42 PM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

@farpadokly

Well there's one on the mainpage about rebuking a hurricane :D

9/3/2012 1:06:06 PM

Pule Thamex

Dear Al,

Allow me to present a slick message on your behalf in order to prevent Western feminism and to save you from engaging in indiscriminate terrorism.

1. O lovely, kindly ladies of the West, please arrange to cut off your external sexual organs. You will find that you will be much less destructive in such an organless state.

2. Then, O delightful Western girls, please to be wearing a tent when you go out in public. That way you may curb your violent ways and will not any longer be the target of righteous rapists. Also, as an added bonus thy radiant beauty will be enhanced ten-thousand-fold.

3. O sublime and intelligent Western women, by Allah's (bless His little heart) good graces, convert thyselves to Islam that thou may achieve a fundamental peace with the world.

4. O lovely Western ladies, as Muslims you may then engage with men, pleasuring them, fixing them sandwiches, giving them bouncing baby rabids, etc

5. Finally, dear Western girls, sadly, if thou do find thyselves coming over all apostate, then do arrange for your own beheading. I'm sure your diligent husbands will accommodate you in that profound task if your having difficulty doing it yourselves.

There you are Al. All sorted. Now you can relax safe in the knowledge that your message of love has been slickly sent and gratefully received. No more terrorism for you Al.

9/3/2012 1:10:00 PM
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