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"Free thinkers" are actually bondage thinkers because they are still trapped in their sin, they are blind and refuse to admit they are locked in their own cages but Jesus holds the key to eternal life for them; all they have to do is open their eyes and freely receive Jesus' salvation; only then can they become free in their thinking.

buzzardhut, rapture ready 45 Comments [9/3/2012 8:48:18 AM]
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whats with this guy

8/26/2012 8:10:29 PM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

More importantly, what's wrong with bondage?

9/3/2012 8:49:58 AM


Eh, run of the mill for Rapture Ready.

9/3/2012 8:50:50 AM

Freedom is slavery --> Jesus. QED

9/3/2012 8:54:31 AM


Sin only exists in the minds of those who wish to subjugate others and in those who have already been subjugated. It's a myth, a fantasy, just like the Jesus as described in the bible.

9/3/2012 8:55:07 AM


So sayeth Buzzardnuts, in bondage to a doctrine that not only enslaves the likes of him to unjustifiable thinking, but also to an 'event' that'll never happen.

No thanks, Buzzy. I prefer my absolute freedom that being an Atheist gives me.

Religion has no right to tell people what to do. We atheists have the right to tell your 'God' what to do, and he has no right to think in any other way but to bow down and worship we superior Atheists. Deal with it, Ruptured Retards.

9/3/2012 9:34:26 AM


Double post there. Damn this iPad (in a branch of Tesco's).

Arse. XP X3

9/3/2012 9:35:19 AM

Arctic Knight

Jesus eh? The very same Jesus that Bible quotes as saying,

Luke 14:26 If any [man] come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Strong’s Concordance: G3404 - Hate – miseo (µ?s??);
1) to hate, pursue with hatred, detest
2) to be hated, detested

This is the same word used in Luke 6:22, “Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you,….”

Sorry, I'd rather not follow a man who requires people to hate everyone around them in order to gain his favor.

9/3/2012 9:42:46 AM


No they are not. You want them to be as you are far from a free thinker. And I see nothing wrong with bondage at that.

9/3/2012 9:51:07 AM


You fail to explain how free thinking is "bondage thinking." What does that even mean? If I am free to think whatever I want, how am I the one who is blind?

As a free thinker, I am free to explore religions including Christianity and I have done so. They don't hold up to examination.

Rememeber, the deluded always wonder why the rest of the world doesn't see the visions and hear the voices they do.

9/3/2012 9:55:12 AM

Filin De Blanc

You think you're free in your thinking? You can't even read Harry Potter lest you get possessed by the debbil. Some freedom.

9/3/2012 9:56:58 AM


9/3/2012 10:00:56 AM


Hey, Buzz, I hate to tell you which side you're seeing those cage bars from, but...

9/3/2012 10:17:19 AM

Well, I think about bondage* all the time, but I can't speak for any other "freethinkers."
*I'm not into the torture or violent stuff, though. Just not my thing.

9/3/2012 10:23:57 AM


I'm a bit unsure about how fundie this is. Surely just about any Christian (or any member of any religion featuring a divine revelation to believers) must think this way.

9/3/2012 10:26:43 AM


Bondage sounds fun... Wait, what was I saying? Oh! Free thinkers are, well, FREE TO THINK. Unlike Raptards, who are confined by the chains of dogma and Bronze-Age attitudes. We don't believe in 'sin, and therefore, there is no need for anyone to 'save' us.

9/3/2012 10:36:57 AM

cool story bro

9/3/2012 10:51:47 AM



9/3/2012 11:20:31 AM


If you were not such a Pharisee (see what Jesus says about Pharisees as you fit the mould!) you would acknowledge that all are sinners in need of God's grace and forgiveness. There is nothing that says that accepting Jesus makes you less a sinner. I mean doesn't you handbook say: Who is without sin but God alone?"

And waht does Jesus say about those who call him "Lord, Lord"?

And what about the biblical injunct5ion not to judge others.

Somehow I see you as a whited sepulchre...

@ Rabbit

Bonds and bondage both have their place in the spectrum of human pleasure - no?

@ Papabear,

you surely know what bondage is...? "Take these chains from my..." etc.

9/3/2012 11:25:11 AM

J. James


9/3/2012 11:26:07 AM

Oh My Dog!

bondage? Sounds kinky. ;}

Who is free; certainly not the one who thinks everything is a sin.

Jesus is the cage. If you are a bible literalist, then you have to know that God set up Adam and Eve to fail. According to the story, they had no clue what sin was. They wouldn't have been able to make a rational decision whether to eat the fruit or not. So when the snake comes along and does convince them to eat the fruit, sin is brought into the world. A few thousand years later God, as Jesus, has to come and die to wipe out that original sin.

And... and... God knew all of this beforehand. That makes him a bit of a sadist too, don't you think?

9/3/2012 11:26:28 AM



When we are dead my Lord, we pray that you keep our dust free of consciousness and that our mouldy carcass has a Jesus-magic done on it. Let our zombie bodies rise only with the bountiful single expansive thought of Jesus resounding through our bit where the brain used to be, with just the occasional mumbling of "brains" to interrupt the universal Jesus mantra as we lurch to lunch.

If, as we hope, that we live until 'soon', say anytime within the next trillion years, then it will be glorious that we, as "constricted thinkers", will soar to our ethereal mansions with not a trace of "free thinking" and the total absence of, er sin. Whatever that is? No doubt you'll explain when we get there. Wherever 'there' is?

While we yet live my Lord, let us forgo all flights of fancy and all human sinfulness, like odious compassion, hateful education, pinko tolerance, degenerate sciencey things, etc.

We promise O Mighty Lord Of Ignorance and Deceit to do thy rabid bidding and to promote the bracing joys of torture and the delightful playfulness of cunning lies. We promise to champion the rightful cause of degenerate hatred based on delusion, laziness and righteous jealousy.


9/3/2012 11:44:32 AM


"He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother."

9/3/2012 12:28:57 PM


Woohoo, it's opposite day!

9/3/2012 12:35:24 PM

The Duelist

Ad hominem. Since most Christians are stupid and generally inferior to free thinkers, I guess I shouldn't be too surprised.

9/3/2012 1:22:53 PM

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