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Katrina was the greatest natural disaster ever to hit America. Now seven years later, to the day, another hurricane is heading towards this city. The fact the events are seven years apart is very significant as this number is biblically important. It is the number of completion: God created the universe in seven days. The church, city and nation have not repented and the homosexual agenda is far worse than it was in 2005.

New Orleans is still hosting Southern Decadence with open homosexuality manifesting in the streets of the city. It could be that God is putting an end to this city and its wickedness. The timing of Hurricane Isaac with Southern Decadence is a sign that God’s patience with America’s sin is coming to an end. Let’s all watch this very closely, because if New Orleans is destroyed, it is a sure sign that the final judgment for the national sin of America has arrived.

Pastor John McTernan, Joe. My. God. 50 Comments [9/5/2012 6:38:22 AM]
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Doubting Thomas

The church, city and nation have not repented and the homosexual agenda is far worse than it was in 2005.

And yet, Isaac was far less severe than Katrina was. Either your god is getting less powerful, or else the two hurricanes hitting 7 years apart is just a coincidence.

if New Orleans is destroyed, it is a sure sign that the final judgment for the national sin of America has arrived.

Well, it wasn't destroyed, so does that mean no "final judgment" is coming?

Get back to me when a hurricane levels San Francisco.

9/5/2012 6:40:00 AM

whatever

So... if the meteorological services monitored homosexuality levels they would be able to forecast hurricanes more accurately?

9/5/2012 6:45:40 AM

John_in_Oz

Proof that God is not behind your wickedness toward your homosexual neighbor!

9/5/2012 6:48:10 AM

Dr. Razark

"God created the universe in seven days."

No, According to your book, he did it in six. The seventh was the day of rest. And you're a pastor? Shouldn't you learn this bullshit if you are going to claim authority to lead others in it?

9/5/2012 6:50:57 AM



Wow, this pastor is worse than vultures or hyenas.
Scavengers usually stop picking at corpses after the first month.

9/5/2012 6:52:13 AM

Kuno

[…] God created the universe in seven days. […]

No, he didn’t. Read your fucking bible, he did it in six days! And you call yourself a “pastor”?

[…]New Orleans is still hosting Southern Decadence with open homosexuality manifesting in the streets of the city. It could be that God is putting an end to this city and its wickedness. […]

Well, as far as I know, New Orleans exists now for quite a while and its more “easier” culture does so, too. So what is God taking so long?

I find it more interesting that Isaac had quite an effect on the RNC. Why didn’t you mention that?

EDIT: Dr. Razark beat me to the six/seven days issue. Damn my slow typing! ;-)

9/5/2012 6:55:19 AM

Mudak

It still seems to me that god is taking out a lot more of his own followers than those who deny him. Or has the drought completely abated?

9/5/2012 7:24:38 AM

Arctic Knight

And all this time I thought Hurricane Isaac was god's attempt at wiping out all of the Republicans attending the RNC.

9/5/2012 7:25:27 AM

OhJohnNo

Nah, the fact that it's happening 7 years later just means that Bungie have finally gained the ability to control the weather.

9/5/2012 7:35:19 AM

John

The parts of New Orleans where homosexuals are concentrated was mostly spared by Katrina. On the other hand, it destroyed at least nine Baptist churches. Either God has lousy aim or His "final judgment" may be against hate-filled, holier-than-thou God-botherers likeyou.

9/5/2012 7:39:33 AM

Justanotheratheist

Funny how no hurricane ever seems to hit San Francisco.

9/5/2012 7:39:43 AM

UHM

Meanwhile people in Argentina, Belgium, Canada, Denmark, Iceland, Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, South Africa, Spain, Sweden are just too much for god to handle.

But the most conservative parts of the United States get's hit hard during the Republican Convention. Ya sure God's talking to the gayz?

9/5/2012 7:42:23 AM

Ebon

My, you're a hateful fuck, aren't you?

9/5/2012 8:12:43 AM



sorry but New Orleans is still there, a bit wetter but there nontheless.

Perhaps its all the cars (iron chariots) preventing God from smiting them ?


9/5/2012 8:17:39 AM

gravematter

How apt that you'd choose Katrina as the "greatest natural disaster ever to hit America". It is in fact the costliest monetarialy, but in terms of deaths, it's far behind many others. Just check out Wikipedia. And what the connection is with homosexuality is anyone's guess. Honestly, you'd think the Bible was predominantly a gay-bashing journal, rather than a book that condemns homosexuality a couple of times.

9/5/2012 8:17:44 AM

The Crimson Ghost

Seeing as how the French Quarter in N'Awlins is still around & suffered minimal damage from Katrina; I'd say you are, as usual, incorrect. Isaac didn't do much either-less than Katrina from what I've read. So...you're wrong. Again.

And BTW- I & no one else has anything to "repent" for. I am a FAR more moral or decent person than you could ever hope to be, you fucking greedy charlatan. I hope you choke on some crawfish gumbo.

9/5/2012 8:18:15 AM

dionysus

Who would have thought that two hurricanes, seven years apart, would hit an area that gets hurricanes and tropical storms every 4-7 years? I mean what are the chances of that? It's like an earthquake occurring at a fault line or a tornado hitting tornado alley. It's clearly too much of a coincidence and therefore the work of God.

9/5/2012 8:25:57 AM

Raised by Horses

So, in other words, gays and lesbians have more power over creation than God Almighty, given that they can cause natural disasters? I mean, the best the big G has done since the dark ages is cheap celebrity appearances on pieces of toast.

9/5/2012 8:35:26 AM

Swede

America is a city? I thought it was two continents.

God supposedly created the universe in SIX days, stupid, he had to rest on the seventh.

Dearie, the Bible barely mentions homosexuality. If this was really the One Great Sin, it ought to be mentioned more than in passing in one or two verses, right? Why isn't it included in the Ten Commandments, or the Seven Deadly Sins.

Weren't the Republicans holding their convention in New Orleans when Isaac hit? Stockholm is holding a Pride festival each year, and gay people are getting married and having children here, but it has never seen any hurricanes whatsoever. It seems God is more pissed off at the Republicans than at the homosexuality.

Or, it's simply that time of the years, when storms are raging hard on the Northern Hemisphere...

9/5/2012 8:45:18 AM

Mister Spak

Katrina blew away all the fundie churches, but left the gay bars intact. What do you think god was trying to tell you?

Now you get a hurricane just in time for the Republic convention. Probably because you're a slow learner and didn't pay attention the first time.

9/5/2012 8:47:24 AM

Fundies Make Me Sick

You are a monster, not a pastor. DIAF.

9/5/2012 9:05:11 AM

JeanP

"New Orleans is still hosting Southern Decadence with open homosexuality manifesting in the streets of the city. It could be that God is putting an end to this city and its wickedness.[...] [I]f New Orleans is destroyed, it is a sure sign that the final judgment for the national sin of America has arrived."

Thus your god want to destruct a town because some pratice consensual acts between consenting adults but said he love mankind.

9/5/2012 9:14:14 AM



Surely God should be resting this seventh year since He's apparently as predictable as a kappa or a werewolf.

9/5/2012 9:28:33 AM

Pilotess

Explain to me why there was a hurrican at the GOP Convention last week, please! Did god mess up?

9/5/2012 9:59:32 AM

Oh My Dog!

Minneapolis is also very Gay friendly and yet has had no hurricanes. I realize Minneapolis is nowhere near the Gulf coast, but still couldn't God have sent one up if he had really wanted too? I mean he's God after all isn't he? Get back to me when Minneapolis is destroyed by a hurricane.

9/5/2012 10:00:53 AM
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