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Quote# 89377

Go Mittens!
You’re makin’ all the right people foam at the mouth!
While you’re contemplating why the media are having such a hissy fit (and always do) when the subject of BLACK PEOPLE comes up, it’s because, although you’d never know it from television and politics, there just ain’t that many of them.
And some of us WHITE PEOPLE are fed up with being played by them. When food stamp people get pounds of sliced roast beef at the deli while I’m there to get the discount rolls for my lunch, something is totally rotten in Denmark! I’m PAYING FOR THEIR roast beef, yet can’t afford it, myself, because I’m taxed to frikkin’ DEATH!
If mentioning that way too many blacks and illegals are on welfare pleases whites and makes blacks sad, go for it!
Again, like queers, there just ain’t that many of them. If they didn’t always lie and cheat, they’d never win crap!

John J, Pajamas Media 26 Comments [9/5/2012 6:55:30 AM]
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#1443598
fishtank

Quit your whining and get a better job.

9/5/2012 7:18:50 AM
#1443636
Raised by Horses

Polling at zero percent among blacks = probably not going to do so well during the election. To say nothing of Mitt's own "base", which as recently as the RNC was passive-aggressively begging guys like Chris Christie to run. If he can't even fire up his own base, what chance does he stand come election day?

9/5/2012 7:50:27 AM
#1443637
Stonespiral

The false public assistance assumption aside, does this guy not realize that good ol' Mit would happily tax him even more than he's getting right now?

9/5/2012 7:55:22 AM
#1443660
Ebon

Racist to the core and pissed at his taxes when he's paying the lowest tax rate in fifty years.

9/5/2012 8:18:46 AM
#1443729
Warlike1919

More Whites are on food stamps, than any other group

9/5/2012 9:17:37 AM
#1443755
Doubting Thomas

If there aren't that many of them, then why complain that some of your tax dollars are being used to feed them? And you mean to tell me you can't afford friggin' roast beef? Why don't you go out and get a job, lazy ass?

9/5/2012 10:08:52 AM
#1443775
D Laurier

Most welfare recipients are white.
Most multi-generational welfare familys are white.

9/5/2012 10:35:46 AM
#1443777
Dr. Razark

"Go Mittens!
You’re makin’ ... people foam at the mouth!"

That just sounds like you're cheering that your cat has rabies. I am unable to take anything you have to say seriously.

9/5/2012 10:41:17 AM
#1443811
SpukiKitty


CROW: "Joe Don Baker IS...MITTENS! He's a cop!"

Sorry, couldn't help myself!

9/5/2012 12:39:30 PM
#1443903
J. James

Dam them welfare queens with their pink cadillacs! How dare they depend on our rapidly diminishing pool of social services?!

9/5/2012 3:38:38 PM
#1443945
Creedence Leonore Gielgud

@SpukiKitty

How do you like your scotch?

9/5/2012 4:31:32 PM
#1443955
Tempus

What keeps liberals up at night is the idea that someone, somewhere, isn't getting what he needs.

What keeps conservatives up at night is the idea that someone, somewhere, is getting what he doesn't deserve.

9/5/2012 4:39:27 PM
#1443966
Dr. Razark

@Tempus

What keeps conservatives up at night is the idea that someone, somewhere, is getting what he doesn't deserve, and it's not them.


Fixed that for you.

9/5/2012 5:01:37 PM
#1443990
Raised by Horses

@ Tempus & Dr. Razark

A liberal is a conservative who's just been arrested and a conservative is a liberal who's just been mugged.

9/5/2012 5:43:28 PM
#1444009
Darwin

"...I’m taxed to frikkin’ DEATH!"

Oh, if only that were true...

9/5/2012 8:10:14 PM
#1444034
Vox

Well what about young black men like me whose federal payroll taxes and state withholding taxes are going to pay for Medicare and Social Security* for old white people while I'm less likely than a white person to ever get to collect Social Security?**

Social Security and Medicare are far more expensive programs than the usual "welfare" programs (STAMP, Section 8 and TANF) all combined (almost $2 trillion for the former vs. $120-180 billion for the latter).

Why should I have to pay for old white people who only live to vote Republican and raise taxes on people like me while cutting taxes for people like Paris Hilton?



*Contrary to popular belief Social Security and Medicare aren't paid for like a debit card out of the account of what you saved away. You aren't getting back the exact same money that you put in. The old people who are collecting those programs (most of whom no longer work) are having it paid by the younger (18-55), able-bodied people who are still working and paying payroll and withholding taxes.

**African-Americans are also less likely to collect Social Security and are more likely to get significantly less money if they do collect it:

http://www.ssa.gov/policy/docs/ssb/v38n4/v38n4p30.pdf

http://assets.aarp.org/rgcenter/ppi/econ-sec/fs201-economic.pdf (Page 2)

9/5/2012 9:25:49 PM
#1444192
Churchy LaFemme

In this state, food stamp funds are put on a debit card indistinguishable from any other debit card. How do you know the person at the deli is paying for their roast beef with food stamps?

Oh, right -- they're black, so they must be on welfare.

9/6/2012 6:20:12 AM
#1444649
JB Mason

I love this attitude. It's obvious this guy can't do basic math (which is why his salary obviously sucks).

Let's do a quick experiment... let's say he's a single guy, making $40k a year. So his federal tax liability is about $4300. $0.06 of every tax dollar goes to welfare programs for those who can't support themselves, so he contributed $258 dollars last year to welfare programs. Sliced roast beef runs around $7/pound. So, he theoretically purchased about 37 pounds of roast beef for someone in need last year, let's call it about 3 pounds per month.

$20/month he's contributing to the plight of the poor. He's being taxed to death so someone can survive on nothing but 3 pounds of roast beef a month. Makes total sense.

9/7/2012 11:47:45 AM
#1444673
SaneTeenageNerd

Foam at the mouth, you say? Like this guy?



Also, leave Denmark and Hamlet out of your stupid-ass arguments. :C

9/7/2012 12:26:16 PM
#1444823
J. James

"If they didn’t always lie and cheat, they’d never win crap!"

This, from the party based ENTIRELY on lies and deception. Budget? Falls apart on any level of scrutiny. Attacks? Utterly fabricated. Ideology? Incoherent and baseless.

And cheating? You mean like the crackdown on early voting in Ohio, by the Secretary who happens to break the tie between 2-2 R/D district supervisors? Or all the voter ID poll tax bureaucratic bullshit that excludes seniors, minorities and the poor? The same ones a state official said would win his state for Mitt Romney?

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a shiny shiny mirror here.

9/7/2012 11:11:03 PM
#1444861
LDM

"When food stamp people get pounds of sliced roast beef at the deli while I’m there to get the discount rolls for my lunch, something is totally rotten in Denmark! I’m PAYING FOR THEIR roast beef, yet can’t afford it, myself, because I’m taxed to frikkin’ DEATH!"

Yet somehow I get the feeling you always have enough money for a carton of cigarettes, a case of beer and a new game for your Playstation.

9/8/2012 7:08:00 AM
#1445427
His4Life

Vox, well said, brother.

9/9/2012 5:12:58 PM
#1445432
His4Life

Also... just for old time's sake... LOL, I see white people. :)

9/9/2012 6:41:19 PM
#1446507


Mittens is a sick bastard who would eat your roast beef just to fuck with you before he cuts off all the oxygen in the room.

9/12/2012 11:37:17 AM
#1447853
Dr. Steve Brule

Racist Sentence of the Year:"I’m PAYING FOR THEIR roast beef, yet can’t afford it, myself, because I’m taxed to frikkin’ DEATH!"

9/15/2012 3:38:52 PM
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