Percy Q. Shunn
9/7/2012 4:12:57 AM
Nurse! He got to the internet again!
9/7/2012 4:22:09 AM
Stargate was not a documentary.
9/7/2012 5:39:44 AM
Maybe he saw the Wormhole X-treme episode and assumes that they were lampshading the true-nature of the show to make people think that there's no way the Air Force would let a show about their stargate be made, then suggest the idea that it's to cover up any leaks as a crazy Stargate fan on their own show. But there's no way someone would come up with a plan that convoluted....would they?
9/7/2012 5:43:57 AM
Rabbit of Caerbannog"You guys think this one is also a stargate?"
Nein! It's the FARGATE!
9/7/2012 9:39:00 AM
@ChakatBlackstar: In the infinitesimal chance that that's true, I would applaud them, right after geeking out about the fact that stargates are real.
9/7/2012 9:40:56 AM
If stargates were real, Sheldon Adelson and the Koch brothers wouldn't bother trying to buy elections. They'd be asking Obama to pose for a photo inside this "decorative frame."
9/7/2012 11:07:32 AM
9/7/2012 1:04:48 PM
percy nailed what i said to myself
9/7/2012 3:31:17 PM
Raised by Horses
9/8/2012 9:36:25 AM
No, I just think you're batshit.
9/8/2012 2:28:26 PM
We are no longer at war with Iraq. Didn't you get the memo?
9/8/2012 11:17:26 PM
A stargate? Looks like someone has been watching too much television!
9/9/2012 1:58:53 PM
Look Dutch, I know your a smart feller and all that, but I've been asked by my superior, Colonel Indigo, to offer you some good advice. We know you are very clever to have sussed out what's going on but, believe me, the general population is totally unaware, and it's Top Secret, in fact, it's Above Top Secret. So we would appreciate you cooling it a little.
Of course, the Colonel is being leaned on by the top guy, General Dribble, and trust me, you don't want Dribble on your case. You may think the General's a couple of galaxies away but he can be here in a matter of seconds if needs be. I think you know how.
So, nudge, nudge, wink, wink, a word to the wise etc. Just carry on as normal, as though you know nothing.
By the way, Tinfoil, Indigo and Dribble are not our real names so don't try Googling us.
Thanks, Capt. Tinfoil
9/10/2012 8:04:47 AM
Sadly, I almost want to believe him. How awesome would it be if all the crazy fundies in government were secretly possessed by head-snakes bent on universal domination instead of being actual snakes bent on world domination? The state of humanity wouldn't be as nearly as depressing then.
9/10/2012 9:28:40 AM
+300 Internets to Rabbit of Caerbannog. That is all.
9/10/2012 11:13:27 AM
Captain Tinfoil! Hah! Brillaint posts. all of them.
9/24/2012 1:20:42 AM