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Biologists are not real scientists. They are the right fielders and catchers of the adult male softball leagues. This means, in plain English, they suck at science.

TLM, The Spearhead 40 Comments [9/10/2012 3:40:49 AM]
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anevilmeme

Translation: the evidence disagrees with my big ass book of myths therefore biology is wrong and biologists aren't real scientists.

9/10/2012 3:49:14 AM

gravematter

Sadly, a lot of physicists have said similar things about biology (and chemistry for that matter), though probably not for the same reasons that creationists like TLM have.

9/10/2012 4:15:59 AM

Passerby

Translation: biology says my insane beliefs about women and their animal/alien nature are insane, therefore it is not science.

Remember this is spearhead.

9/10/2012 4:29:00 AM



Wow. An anti-science and anti-woman two-fer.

9/10/2012 4:31:22 AM

LDM

Yeah, how can they possibly know more than some homeschooled doofus who's "science" book was a 2000 year old work of fiction.

9/10/2012 4:31:49 AM

Often Partisan

^^^Yeah, according to the Spearhead, all women are hypergamous bitches who ONLY want to shag "alpha males".

9/10/2012 4:32:15 AM

Filin De Blanc

"Yeah, according to the Spearhead, all women are hypergamous bitches who ONLY want to shag "alpha males"."

I think "hypergamous" is just code for "will only date men who aren't complete losers like me".

9/10/2012 5:12:26 AM

Mister Spak

Creationists are the derangned fan who get carried away by police of the adult male softball leagues.

9/10/2012 5:26:39 AM

Reynardine

Damn, not only anti-women, but anti-biology, too. They must really not like where they came from.

9/10/2012 5:30:49 AM

Doubting Thomas

And TLM is the bench warmer.

9/10/2012 5:37:27 AM

breakerslion

As Yogi Berra might say, "If you don't know what you're saying, you might never know when to stop."

Or, as he did say, "It's not the heat, it's the humility."

That means, in plain English, you suck.

9/10/2012 6:34:24 AM

Horsefeathers

Biologists are why you haven't died of some common bacterial infection and why you haven't starved to death or been forced to grow your own crops.

Show some respect, jackass.

9/10/2012 6:35:44 AM

Dr.Shrinker

Guess who's mom & dad are making him re-take biology in summer school?

9/10/2012 6:38:08 AM

VoiceofKane

While I personally have taken many cracks at biology for not being as cool as physics, I would never insult the intelligence of a biologist or claim it isn't a real science. It's just as useful as physics and chemistry, just less interesting.

9/10/2012 7:08:47 AM

Justanotheratheist

No, it's fundies who suck - at almost everything.

9/10/2012 7:23:51 AM

louislois

I'm sure you have the academic experience and the college degree/s to make that call...

9/10/2012 7:31:14 AM

Ebon

You just resent people being smarter than you.

9/10/2012 7:39:58 AM

The Crimson Ghost

Is this guy serious?! How can an adult be this stupid & still remember to breathe?

I'd much prefer that knuckle draggers like this unfortunate critter right here continue to think I'm a martian; keeps them from pestering me.

I doubt he possesses the fortitude to say this R. Dawkins' face.

9/10/2012 8:01:21 AM

Fundies Make Me Sick

Science > The Bible. Get over it.

9/10/2012 8:09:16 AM

Name

The catchers are one of the most difficult positions in baseball/softball second only to the pitcher. He knows even less about sports than he does about science.

9/10/2012 8:19:44 AM

Prager

Someone is still having difficulty accepting that F in highschool bio class.

9/10/2012 8:30:52 AM

Uhura

Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler would disagree.

9/10/2012 9:08:33 AM

pete

The next time you have a bacterial infection? Just let it run its course; especially if it's one of the "super bugs".

9/10/2012 9:42:14 AM

freako104

Or you suck at biology. It's a science. Just cause the facts don't back you doesn't change that

9/10/2012 9:46:59 AM

Ludd

Yes, what with all their bumbling around curing diseases and saving humanity and all. Those losers.

9/10/2012 10:26:56 AM
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