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#1445477
anevilmeme
The jokes are getting more aggressive at writing themselves.
9/10/2012 3:50:18 AM
#1445481
Frostythesnowman
Not this clown again. Where did you buy your degrees more like. He's another Hovind.
9/10/2012 4:06:17 AM
#1445486
whatever
Ah, the Pensacola College constitution.
9/10/2012 4:15:00 AM
#1445489
Nerikull
O....kay. I have to do this now.
*ahem*
WELL, ISN'T THAT SPECIAL? /churchlady
9/10/2012 4:17:04 AM
#1445490
gravematter
Homeschooled by God, eh? You must be very proud.
9/10/2012 4:17:12 AM
#1445492
Filin De Blanc
He insists that everyone call him doctor, then when asked for a reference proving that he actually is he won't answer. What a fraud.
9/10/2012 4:22:00 AM
#1445493
Lets hear it for the University of Anus graduating class of still working on it.
9/10/2012 4:23:06 AM
#1445494
Philbert McAdamia
"Deeploma? DeePLOma? Wha' 'deeploma'? I don't go' no deeploma --- I don' nee' no esteenkin' deeploma!"
9/10/2012 4:23:35 AM
#1445500
Table Rock
Since God gave me the education, He gets the credit.
And a special thanks goes out to Kinko's.
9/10/2012 4:32:29 AM
#1445508
D Laurier
So in other words... Dr David Tee is an uneducated buffoon.
9/10/2012 4:50:08 AM
#1445511
Doubting Thomas
That's because "Dr." Tee bought his diploma just like Kent Hovind. That is, if he didn't just print one out himself at home.
9/10/2012 4:52:56 AM
#1445512
Filin De Blanc
I wonder if his thesis begins "Hello, my name is David Tee".
9/10/2012 4:57:36 AM
#1445514
Pule Thamex
That's interesting. I've always wanted to meet someone who was learned in the art of genocide, was taught well in practical lying for the deluded, and who has had official tutelage in the art of bigotry. I bet your schoolmaster, Bible God, taught you how to screech properly when practicing vehement hatred. I wouldn't mind guessing that your also fluent in misogyny as well.
And to think, all this time I had you down as a lowly tee boy. I suppose I shouldn't be so rash with my assumptions.
9/10/2012 5:07:39 AM
#1445517
Mister Spak
It's not even a cereal box degree, it's completely imaginary.
9/10/2012 5:24:54 AM
#1445539
breakerslion
So God gives you free shit, like the Captain Morgan guy when he visits the bar?
Get over yourself.
9/10/2012 6:19:43 AM
#1445541
Horsefeathers
"none of your business. Since God gave me the education, He gets the credit."
Couldn't even get accepted to Patriot University then, is that what you're saying?
9/10/2012 6:32:58 AM
#1445545
Swede
Then you get no credit. Most real scientists acquire their education on their own, and get credit for their own hard, hard work.
9/10/2012 6:38:20 AM
#1445549
SpukiKitty
He's got a B.S. in B.S!
9/10/2012 6:52:10 AM
#1445554
Prager
He got it out of a cerial box.
9/10/2012 6:59:21 AM
#1445555
Justanotheratheist
I bet nobody that graduated Harvard or Princeton ever answered that question like that.
9/10/2012 7:07:57 AM
#1445566
Ebon
In other words, you're a fucking liar.
9/10/2012 7:38:57 AM
#1445570
louislois
Translation:
I don't have a college degree.
9/10/2012 7:48:02 AM
#1445572
The Crimson Ghost
Spoken like a true fraud.
9/10/2012 7:50:22 AM
#1445582
Osiris
It kind of is our business if you're running around calling yourself "Dr." David Tee.
9/10/2012 8:05:45 AM
#1445583
J. James
Sketchy as fuck. But we all knew this was how it is anyway, with all those so-called "Ph.D doctors."
9/10/2012 8:06:59 AM
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