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Quote# 89442

[Where did you earn your degrees?]

none of your business. Since God gave me the education, He gets the credit.

Dr. David Tee, Scotteriology comments 51 Comments [9/10/2012 3:41:03 AM]
Fundie Index: 65
WTF?! || meh

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The jokes are getting more aggressive at writing themselves.

9/10/2012 3:50:18 AM


Not this clown again. Where did you buy your degrees more like. He's another Hovind.

9/10/2012 4:06:17 AM


Ah, the Pensacola College constitution.

9/10/2012 4:15:00 AM


O....kay. I have to do this now.


9/10/2012 4:17:04 AM


Homeschooled by God, eh? You must be very proud.

9/10/2012 4:17:12 AM

Filin De Blanc

He insists that everyone call him doctor, then when asked for a reference proving that he actually is he won't answer. What a fraud.

9/10/2012 4:22:00 AM

Lets hear it for the University of Anus graduating class of still working on it.

9/10/2012 4:23:06 AM

Philbert McAdamia

"Deeploma? DeePLOma? Wha' 'deeploma'? I don't go' no deeploma --- I don' nee' no esteenkin' deeploma!"

9/10/2012 4:23:35 AM

Table Rock

Since God gave me the education, He gets the credit.

And a special thanks goes out to Kinko's.

9/10/2012 4:32:29 AM

D Laurier

So in other words... Dr David Tee is an uneducated buffoon.

9/10/2012 4:50:08 AM

Doubting Thomas

That's because "Dr." Tee bought his diploma just like Kent Hovind. That is, if he didn't just print one out himself at home.

9/10/2012 4:52:56 AM

Filin De Blanc

I wonder if his thesis begins "Hello, my name is David Tee".

9/10/2012 4:57:36 AM

Pule Thamex

That's interesting. I've always wanted to meet someone who was learned in the art of genocide, was taught well in practical lying for the deluded, and who has had official tutelage in the art of bigotry. I bet your schoolmaster, Bible God, taught you how to screech properly when practicing vehement hatred. I wouldn't mind guessing that your also fluent in misogyny as well.

And to think, all this time I had you down as a lowly tee boy. I suppose I shouldn't be so rash with my assumptions.

9/10/2012 5:07:39 AM

Mister Spak

It's not even a cereal box degree, it's completely imaginary.

9/10/2012 5:24:54 AM


So God gives you free shit, like the Captain Morgan guy when he visits the bar?

Get over yourself.

9/10/2012 6:19:43 AM


"none of your business. Since God gave me the education, He gets the credit."

Couldn't even get accepted to Patriot University then, is that what you're saying?

9/10/2012 6:32:58 AM


Then you get no credit. Most real scientists acquire their education on their own, and get credit for their own hard, hard work.

9/10/2012 6:38:20 AM


He's got a B.S. in B.S!

9/10/2012 6:52:10 AM


He got it out of a cerial box.

9/10/2012 6:59:21 AM


I bet nobody that graduated Harvard or Princeton ever answered that question like that.

9/10/2012 7:07:57 AM


In other words, you're a fucking liar.

9/10/2012 7:38:57 AM



I don't have a college degree.

9/10/2012 7:48:02 AM

The Crimson Ghost

Spoken like a true fraud.

9/10/2012 7:50:22 AM


It kind of is our business if you're running around calling yourself "Dr." David Tee.

9/10/2012 8:05:45 AM

J. James

Sketchy as fuck. But we all knew this was how it is anyway, with all those so-called "Ph.D doctors."

9/10/2012 8:06:59 AM
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