[Where did you earn your degrees?]
none of your business. Since God gave me the education, He gets the credit.
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That's interesting. I've always wanted to meet someone who was learned in the art of genocide, was taught well in practical lying for the deluded, and who has had official tutelage in the art of bigotry. I bet your schoolmaster, Bible God, taught you how to screech properly when practicing vehement hatred. I wouldn't mind guessing that your also fluent in misogyny as well.
And to think, all this time I had you down as a lowly tee boy. I suppose I shouldn't be so rash with my assumptions.
"none of your business. Since God gave me the education, He gets the credit."
Couldn't even get accepted to Patriot University then, is that what you're saying?
You could have a more intelligent debate with a five-year-old.
Oh wait...
[font=comic sans ms]You could have a more intelligent debate with a five-year-old.[/font]
There we go, that sounds much more professional.
Since God gave me the education, He gets the credit.
In otherwords, you didn't get an education. Why not just so?
Wait, we don't need to go to school, pay lots of money, work hard and party hard, then owe even more money in student loans just to get a degree? We can just be awarded doctorates by imaginary god-beings? Sweet! I shall be referred to as Dr. Penguis from now on by the power and authority of the almighty Anubis. Screw the rules, I'm a doctor!
I'm sorry, Dr. Tee. I see that you've applied for the position of ditchdigger with our organization, but looking at your resume here, I don't think you have the intelligence or the skillset needed to perform this task. Thank you for applying, though.
Since you're trying to add import to your opinions by using your title (or a title) you owe everyone some details about where, when and in what subject you got that degree.
Too bad God didn't give you several more active brain cells.
God (like University of Maryland University College) isn't an accredited academic establishment.
I'm sorry, but your degrees are more worthless than a Theatre Arts degree. Mostly because typing your name on the line in Microsoft Word's diploma template with "Dr." in front of it doesn't make you a doctor. If it did I wouldn't be in college.
I checked the blog comments. This is the nicest it gets. The other comments left by him and his obvious sockpuppet, theologyarchaeology, are even more defensive, accusatory and self-righteous, and contain even less information (if that's possible).
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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