This should prove very interesting... especially since it will 'destroy' Christianity just in time for the creation of the New World Religion at the end of 2012, and the change into The Age of Aquarius.
Christians will be made a 'laughing stock' and poked fun of, ridiculed and persecuted as the religion dies away after members of the churches won't admit that they were believers. Donations will stop, churches will sit vacant, and they'll eventually be boarded up, then torn down when they become derelict.
Between new historical 'discoveries', and books and movies such as the DaVinci Code, people will discover that there was no real person named Jesus, and that all the stories about him were in actuality allegorical tales describing aspects of the Sun as it travels it's path through the Zodiac during the Age of Pisces.
The other two main religions are also already set up for destruction....
Islam is being wiped out right now through war, and poisoning the Middle Eastern population through depleted uranium.
Even more false flag 'terror' events will be happening which will cause further bombing throughout that region. The citizens of that part of the world won't be responsible, but it won't stop and ignorant public to demand bombing them all back to the stone age... which is exactly what we've been doing.
Judaism will be the scapegoat for the global financial collapse now in progress.
Attacks on Jews will increase as people lose everything they own, and demand retribution. It won't be the Jews' fault, it'll be the International Zionists, but people won't see that through their anger. The International Zionists have been doing their aggressions while hiding behind Judaism for years, setting all this up.
It's all foretold in the 'genocide mural' at Denver International Airport.
Harry Mobley, Reality 101 24 Comments
[9/10/2012 12:18:53 PM]
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Submitted By: zipperback
All this for a trippy 60's song? Please, tell me more. I got my bong ready.
9/10/2012 1:02:37 PM
Smells a bit Edgar Allen-ish to me.
9/10/2012 1:27:02 PM
Yeah, I'm smelling Poe with this one too.
9/10/2012 2:43:45 PM
9/10/2012 4:05:33 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT AIRPORT.
People treat that place with more deference and awe than the goddamn river Styx.
9/10/2012 4:55:08 PM
I admit that the Denver Airport is a bit strange (I swear I saw a swastika shape in the runways when I was flew in there once, but that was probably my imagination), but you...probably should lay off the drugs while browsing conspiracy and New Age websites.
9/10/2012 9:04:28 PM
Percy Q. Shunn
9/10/2012 9:14:07 PM
That "age of Pisces" thing makes me think of some kind of shitty Homestuck fanfic.
THE BATTERWITCH IS COMING.
9/11/2012 1:32:45 AM
This is a very ironic use of the word reality.
9/11/2012 2:48:08 AM
No, nobody is conspiring to make "Christians" a laughingstock. They do it too well themselves.
9/11/2012 4:54:45 AM
Christianity will be destroyed, but not for the reasons you claim. Christianity will be destroyed because science and progress will continue in spite of Christianity's attempts to hold them back, and Christianity will continue to look like the backwards superstition it is and become less and less relevant in modern life. Churches are already being abandoned in Europe because of a roughly 50% atheism rate. I hate the fact that the United States is lagging so far behind Europe in this area but I'm hopeful when I look to the next 20 years or so.
The information age is killing religion, which won't be any big loss.
Oh and I had to LOL at the last line.
9/11/2012 6:44:22 AM
"Christians will be made a 'laughing stock' and poked fun of, ridiculed and persecuted as the religion dies away..." The trouble with that idea is that ridiculing them tends to strengthen them in their beliefs, since it says in the Bible that they will be ridiculed.
"churches will sit vacant, and they'll eventually be boarded up, then torn down when they become derelict." That's already happened to several churches in the town where I live, however they don't tear them down, they just use them for different purposes, usually for nefarious capitalistic commerce, which I must admit I don't like to see in an old church.
"The DaVinci Code". What? That bad, naff potboiler novel? Who takes that seriously as a source?
" all the stories about him were in actuality allegorical tales describing aspects of the Sun as it travels it's path through the Zodiac during the Age of Pisces". There's truth to this, but it's a bit garbled. I do indeed think that most of the stories come from the tradition of a dying and rising sun god, but that doesn't mean there wasn't a historical Jesus whose story got conflated with these older myths, in much the same way as there was probably a real King Arthur whose story got conflated with a bunch of old Celtic myths.
9/11/2012 7:52:05 AM
"Islam is being wiped out right now". That's directly contrary to what is usually claimed by conspiracy-minded people. The writer of this has a very loose and simplistic approach to world politics, by the sounds of it.
"Judaism will be the scapegoat". Unlikely. Who are these "International Zionists" exactly?
9/11/2012 7:57:49 AM
"In 1929 the International Astronomical Union defined the edges of the 88 official constellations. The edge established between Pisces and Aquarius technically locates the beginning of the Aquarian Age around 2600 AD. "
The age of aquarius ought to be interesting, as "the water bearer" is actually Zeus' twink Ganymede, carrying whatever it is that the gods drink.
9/11/2012 10:44:36 AM
Conceding that that post was written in March 2012, 9-10 months is an absurdly short time to wipe a major religion off the face of the earth, let alone 3 major ones, at least by the methods he seems to be proposing. Even nuking indiscriminately wouldn't work, because there's no way you hit everyone without hitting yourself as well. Well, maybe if you retreat to your moon base and nuke everything...but that's the domain of fictional supervillains, and it leaves Earth uninhabitable, which probably isn't the desired outcome.
9/11/2012 10:50:09 AM
Reality 101? You haven't even passed Reality 090, 080, 070...
9/11/2012 12:21:48 PM
I still have yet to figure out why conspiracy theorists love DIA. Its an airport. Planes fly from there. Its a little funny looking from the outside since its all pokey and white (OMG KKK CONSPIRACY), but its nothing fancy.
And wtf is the genocide mural? The only mural that springs to my mind at all is the one with all the stereotypical people from various cultures all gathering and being merry and not being genocidal.
9/11/2012 1:08:15 PM
For those of you wondering how the "International Zionists" aren't Jews, I have a hunch Mobley is taking the same cues as such chimerae as Pawns in the Game did--that the International Zionists claim to be Jews, but are really Illuminati and Satanists. (I am NOT interested in defiling my browser history with the source site...)
9/11/2012 4:28:09 PM
[...]Islam is being wiped out right now through war, and poisoning the Middle Eastern population through depleted uranium.
Even if this was true, this guy does realize that there are muslims in other areas of the world, right? Muslim does not equal Arab...
9/12/2012 4:54:04 AM
I feel so bad for this guy. He's such a terrible poe.
9/12/2012 8:15:31 AM
The Plum Axe
"...especially since it will 'destroy' Christianity just in time for the creation of the New World Religion at the end of 2012..."
Except I think you'll find that it'll be a different 2012 to the one we're in now, perhaps a 2012 in Andromeda, or even a 2012 in a different reality.
However, if it is this reality you mean then, consulting the magic internet, you'll find that all loony derived dates will increase by one as each year passes before they come true. So the events you describe will certainly happen in 2012, no, 2013, no, 2014, no, 2015 and so on for ever, until it's the last day of the universe and then ... there'll be no more then.
So, it seems in that event, your forecast will never happen, but that's not your fault. You were perfectly correct in your prediction and it definitely would have happened if the universe hadn't very conveniently decided to end. Very convenient and more than a little suspicious.
9/12/2012 4:26:18 PM
It's the "it's all foretold in denver airport" part that makes me think this is a Poe.
9/12/2012 7:02:47 PM
@Doubting Thomas - While Europe is much more secular than the US its atheism rate is nowhere near 50%. Some of the countries have an irreligion (which is not specifically atheism) rate of 30-60% but many of them are smaller countries. The good news is people who are religious in Europe don't tend to be fundies.
Except for the Far-Right movements that seek to restore "Christendom". Many of the far-right movements in Europe ironically support a secular government, however (or at least CLAIM to), like Geert Wilders' party.
9/12/2012 8:32:31 PM
If you think DIA is evil, try DFA or LAX.
9/15/2012 11:31:35 AM