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The reason why Whales and Panda's are used by Liberals to promote "green" issues is because both animals skins are a mix of Black and white. It's psychological mind-manipulation designed to trick the masses into accepting multi-culturalism. Do they ever use ethnically pure white animals to promote their cause? No. What a surprise.

CADFAEL3000, KurzweilAI 20 Comments [10/1/2012 6:52:15 AM]
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Rabbit of Caerbannog

You...can't be serious....

This is a Poe, right?

10/1/2012 6:55:52 AM

Hasher

Most whales are grey.

Polar bears are a common icon of the effects of global warming.

10/1/2012 7:33:52 AM

Scorpius

Hasher beat me to it.

10/1/2012 8:00:11 AM

wintermute

Ah, but polar bears aren't "ethnically pure" - they'll happily interbreed with grizzlies, when their ranges overlap. And grizzlies are suspiciously brown...

10/1/2012 8:14:52 AM

Veras_the_Brujah


10/1/2012 8:18:21 AM

SpukiKitty

No, it's because they tend to be threatened or endangered...plus, pandas are cute. Shallow, yes, but it gets folks' attention.

And like others stated, polar bears are cream-white, your argument is invalid!

Now, please hug that big, cute polar bear, over there! Go ahead...I DARE YA!

*grabs popcorn & a safe distance*

10/1/2012 8:23:52 AM

Greater Good

Polar bears. Beluga whales. Your Argument Is Invalid (tm)

10/1/2012 9:08:02 AM

Alcari

Yes, he's right!
It can't possibly be because they're both cute/majestic and nearly extinct.

10/1/2012 12:27:47 PM

Matante

No no no guys, polar bears have black skin under their white fur*. I bet that's twice as scary to those guys XD


*: I don't remember the source for that so don't put that in your thesis ok? :P

10/1/2012 3:52:00 PM

JB Mason



Ethnically pure whales, amiright?

10/1/2012 3:58:17 PM

Ebon

Please be a Poe.

10/1/2012 4:01:47 PM

dfmfundies

I'll bet he read Moby Dick and rooted for the whale.

10/1/2012 4:45:29 PM

The Face of Rove

@Matante

Polar Bears do indeed have black skin, and their fur is actually transparent rather then white.

Cadfael3000 probably looks at them in the same way as European Jews. "They look white but they aren't really!"

10/1/2012 5:50:53 PM

nazani14

There aren't many white animals except in arctic regions. What do you think would happen to a white animal in grasslands or jungle?

10/1/2012 8:06:06 PM

DHGM

Baby seals are constantly used against anti-fur campaigns. Baby seals are pure white, fuzzy, and adorable.

10/1/2012 11:13:30 PM

fishtank

Bill Bailey made a song about that.

10/2/2012 4:35:13 AM

Berny

The reason they use whales and pandas is because they are endangered, you moron.

@Hasher
Polar bears may be covered in white fur but their skin is jet black. It's an evolutionary thing to keep in the heat.

10/2/2012 9:45:01 AM

Doubting Thomas

Only orcas are black & white. Other whales are different colors.

But this is the most stupid argument against environmentalism I've ever heard.

Oh, BTW, polar bears.

10/3/2012 6:33:13 AM

LAchlan

Polar Bears. NEXT! (I know they've got clear fur and black skin, but they look white)

10/3/2012 11:43:18 AM

anothga

A boss of a certain fictional super hero in a certain movie once said:

*laugh* *even more laugh* You serious?

10/12/2012 10:07:27 AM
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