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The reason why Whales and Panda's are used by Liberals to promote "green" issues is because both animals skins are a mix of Black and white. It's psychological mind-manipulation designed to trick the masses into accepting multi-culturalism. Do they ever use ethnically pure white animals to promote their cause? No. What a surprise.

CADFAEL3000, KurzweilAI 20 Comments [10/1/2012 6:52:15 AM]
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#1453455
Rabbit of Caerbannog

You...can't be serious....

This is a Poe, right?

10/1/2012 6:55:52 AM
#1453504
Hasher

Most whales are grey.

Polar bears are a common icon of the effects of global warming.

10/1/2012 7:33:52 AM
#1453534
Scorpius

Hasher beat me to it.

10/1/2012 8:00:11 AM
#1453554
wintermute

Ah, but polar bears aren't "ethnically pure" - they'll happily interbreed with grizzlies, when their ranges overlap. And grizzlies are suspiciously brown...

10/1/2012 8:14:52 AM
#1453560
Veras_the_Brujah


10/1/2012 8:18:21 AM
#1453566
SpukiKitty

No, it's because they tend to be threatened or endangered...plus, pandas are cute. Shallow, yes, but it gets folks' attention.

And like others stated, polar bears are cream-white, your argument is invalid!

Now, please hug that big, cute polar bear, over there! Go ahead...I DARE YA!

*grabs popcorn & a safe distance*

10/1/2012 8:23:52 AM
#1453625
Greater Good

Polar bears. Beluga whales. Your Argument Is Invalid (tm)

10/1/2012 9:08:02 AM
#1453780
Alcari

Yes, he's right!
It can't possibly be because they're both cute/majestic and nearly extinct.

10/1/2012 12:27:47 PM
#1453907
Matante

No no no guys, polar bears have black skin under their white fur*. I bet that's twice as scary to those guys XD


*: I don't remember the source for that so don't put that in your thesis ok? :P

10/1/2012 3:52:00 PM
#1453913
JB Mason



Ethnically pure whales, amiright?

10/1/2012 3:58:17 PM
#1453917
Ebon

Please be a Poe.

10/1/2012 4:01:47 PM
#1453935
dfmfundies

I'll bet he read Moby Dick and rooted for the whale.

10/1/2012 4:45:29 PM
#1453976
The Face of Rove

@Matante

Polar Bears do indeed have black skin, and their fur is actually transparent rather then white.

Cadfael3000 probably looks at them in the same way as European Jews. "They look white but they aren't really!"

10/1/2012 5:50:53 PM
#1454020
nazani14

There aren't many white animals except in arctic regions. What do you think would happen to a white animal in grasslands or jungle?

10/1/2012 8:06:06 PM
#1454074
DHGM

Baby seals are constantly used against anti-fur campaigns. Baby seals are pure white, fuzzy, and adorable.

10/1/2012 11:13:30 PM
#1454116
fishtank

Bill Bailey made a song about that.

10/2/2012 4:35:13 AM
#1454259
Berny

The reason they use whales and pandas is because they are endangered, you moron.

@Hasher
Polar bears may be covered in white fur but their skin is jet black. It's an evolutionary thing to keep in the heat.

10/2/2012 9:45:01 AM
#1454556
Doubting Thomas

Only orcas are black & white. Other whales are different colors.

But this is the most stupid argument against environmentalism I've ever heard.

Oh, BTW, polar bears.

10/3/2012 6:33:13 AM
#1454660
LAchlan

Polar Bears. NEXT! (I know they've got clear fur and black skin, but they look white)

10/3/2012 11:43:18 AM
#1457720
anothga

A boss of a certain fictional super hero in a certain movie once said:

*laugh* *even more laugh* You serious?

10/12/2012 10:07:27 AM
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