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#1447159
Al (Not Bundy)
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
9/14/2012 4:19:22 AM
#1447160
Leighton Buzzard
I'm going with the guard.
9/14/2012 4:19:52 AM
#1447182
Xotan
The first thing this would-be exorcist needs is classes in English. The second sentence has the word 'like' used twice quite unnecessarily. It serves no purpose and the usage is incorrect.
"...they heard... curses..." And the next "...she was drunk as fuck...". Come on! I think I know someone else who may have been drunk. Try not to insult our intelligence. It only demonstrates your own ignorance.
"cuz", not English.
There is much evil in this posting.
Get an education! Your lack of one is pathetic.
9/14/2012 4:51:33 AM
#1447183
Filin De Blanc
There might be a demon left in her? So did the omnipotent God just do a poor job, or what?
9/14/2012 4:53:13 AM
#1447184
Badger
I. Don't. Believe. You.
9/14/2012 4:57:16 AM
#1447193
John_in_Oz
J. K. Rowling's stories are better.
9/14/2012 5:08:57 AM
#1447194
Doubting Thomas
I'm thinking Nutella is not the only thing this person is addicted to. Or else the FDA needs to check what's in that stuff.
9/14/2012 5:11:02 AM
#1447208
Mister Spak
"But there might still be 1 demon left in her cuz a guard came in and kicked them out cuz they didn't believe the story he just thought she was drunk."
Because what does a stupid non christian guard know?
9/14/2012 5:33:45 AM
#1447236
Stonespiral
Cool story bro.
9/14/2012 6:35:55 AM
#1447238
Sammettik
I wonder if this guy is related to nautical999
9/14/2012 6:36:10 AM
#1447239
Often Partisan
The guard - the only person with any sense in this scenario.
(Assuming it's not ShitThatDidn'tHappen.txt).
9/14/2012 6:36:20 AM
#1447241
drugs are neat, arent they?
9/14/2012 6:39:13 AM
#1447248
kuribo
of course she attacked you, you interrupted her buzz
I mean, if I'm drunk, the last thing I need is some asshole snatching me up and speaking in tongues at me
Also, loneliness is not a demon. It's an emotion.
also why would demons possess a woman and lead her to holy ground?
9/14/2012 6:48:32 AM
#1447261
Horsefeathers
"She was possessed with like five different demons!"
I call bullshit.
It was probably just one demon with multiple personalities.
/sarcasm
"But they talked to the demons and kept asking for their names and idk all of them but one of them said he was loneliness."
Emotional states are not demons you stupid fucker.
9/14/2012 7:00:05 AM
#1447263
Dr. Razark
"...walking around campus after a party..."
Yeah. College. Party. Your brother and friends were drunk and/or high.
9/14/2012 7:00:53 AM
#1447268
Dr.Shrinker
"...a guard came in and kicked them out cuz they didn't believe the story he just thought she was drunk."
- IT'S PERSECUTION I TELLS 'YA!!!
9/14/2012 7:10:57 AM
#1447270
Prager
Making stuff up doesn't make it true.
9/14/2012 7:11:36 AM
#1447276
dionysus
They don't put much effort into these Christian fanfics. Where's the character development? Where's the drama?
9/14/2012 7:19:32 AM
#1447281
Oh My Dog!
so I have a story
Yes, yes you do.
Also Nutella = LSD?
9/14/2012 7:23:26 AM
#1447294
OhJohnNoI hate to steal Anon-e-Moose's thunder, but I think I know of the girl you're talking about.
Hint: She's not real. Neither are demons.
9/14/2012 7:45:49 AM
#1447295
Binky
Lying for Jesus. Possibly just Hallucinating for Jesus if I'm feeling charitable.
9/14/2012 7:46:12 AM
#1447309
Mayhem
Bad acid trip for Jesus?
9/14/2012 8:17:19 AM
#1447334
freako104
I call poe on this. She says the girl was drunk
9/14/2012 9:38:01 AM
#1447344
Frank
"
She was possessed with like five different demons!"
More like five different spirits LoL.
9/14/2012 9:53:54 AM
#1447350
The Crimson Ghost
You must be, like, possessed by the, like, stupidity demon.
9/14/2012 10:11:09 AM
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