Bigfoot vs Martians! Take your bets, folks!
10/1/2012 9:04:36 AM
A UFO flown by Bigfeet caused 9/11!!!!
10/1/2012 9:18:23 AM
Is anybody else thinking Chewbacca here?
10/1/2012 9:19:02 AM
Of course, it all makes so much sense now! Bigfoot is really an alien come to earth looking for our beef jerky*! And the crop circles are just the aliens walking around trying to find where the jerky-trees are hidden!
*For those who are confused, look up Jack Link brand jerky's commercials called "Messin' with Sasquatch"
10/1/2012 9:26:14 AM
"The Six Million Dollar Man" was not a documentary.
(Context: they did a couple of episodes where Bigfoot had been given bionic limbs by [IIRC] space aliens. Andre the Giant starred as Bigfoot.)
10/1/2012 10:41:40 AM
as if cryptozoology needed more nuts to decredibilize it... i want to believe as well, but as far as cryptids go, i'll stick with the giant flying fox, hugeass (tm) butterfly, and rat-eating venus rat-trap. (ok, that one's cryptobotany...)
you know, plausible critters that are friggin' rare and/or unseen. not jetpack-bigfoot
10/1/2012 12:28:05 PM
Why does it make total sense that cryptozoologists inhabit Wisconsin?
10/1/2012 12:28:32 PM
That explains literally everything...
Said the guy from Chicago. So maybe I have a subtle bias.
But I agree with you J.James, it makes perfect sense in every way, especially if he's from rural Wisconsin.
Also, to the OP, name ONE Native American tribe that has a myth about anything resembling Bigfoot. Go ahead, take your time, I'll wait.
10/1/2012 2:08:57 PM
10/1/2012 3:52:21 PM
You just reminded me of Banzai!
Bigfoot vs Martians!
Place your bets now!
10/1/2012 5:03:02 PM
The Face of Rove
Bigfoot and the Hendersons was conditioning us to accept our alien masters into our homes all along. Who knew?
10/1/2012 5:56:07 PM
That makes sense.
10/2/2012 4:07:11 AM
Percy Q. Shunn
Yep, just look at him flying around with his human captives!
10/2/2012 4:16:18 AM
At least that doesn't sound very dangerous - although if these search parties are made up of vry hairy guys…
10/2/2012 5:50:01 AM
So... Bigfoot is really Chewbacca?
10/2/2012 6:58:54 AM
Wow, two kinds of crazy in one comment.
10/2/2012 9:34:50 AM
Okay, I hang out in some of the weirder areas of the Internet now and then, and I've never seen any stories of Bigfoot entering/leaving any UFOs.
I feel cheated.
10/2/2012 9:55:09 AM
They really need to rename their site "Cryptonutcase.com."
10/2/2012 11:45:19 AM
Researchers with big feet are not uncommon.
10/2/2012 12:54:47 PM
Sasquatches from space! That sounds like a title from a really cheesy and low budget sci-fi B movie.
10/2/2012 1:39:24 PM
I guess its easier to keep track of your lunacy if you combine it all into one conspiracy.
Will bigfoot be meeting with the NWO any time soon.
10/2/2012 11:19:06 PM
As a fellow Wisconsinite to The Collective, I believe I am best equipped to answer this question. No, he will not, because (And this is common knowledge in Wisconsin) he is the leader of the NWO; as well as the Anti-Christ, having usurped both roles from the co-leadership of Elvis and the Chupacabra some time in the mid 2000s.
10/2/2012 11:24:24 PM
It's because lots of people have caught glimpses of apes and bears and let their imagination run away with them.
10/3/2012 9:07:56 AM
10/3/2012 10:48:13 AM
so when bigfoot isn't starring in grainy home movies and trying to scare hikers he hangs out with members of a race so indescribably advanced that they're capable of interstellar travel. or he might actually is a member of that race. neat.
10/3/2012 12:53:30 PM