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In a stunning surprise, the American womyn won gold in Olympic soccer (er, football), making team Japan their little bitches.

The entire United States is frantically celebrating this awesome display of grrrlpower, which lesbians are marking by having carnal relations at least once this month with their spouses/domestic partners.

American men are putting on aprons, baking cakes, and knitting soccer leggings for their female betters. Fathers across the land are getting misty-eyed thinking of how wonderful it would be if their daughters could grow up to be deep-voiced, fuzzy-faced ball-kickers — just like the American womyn’s soccer team.

I am so proud to be an American today. It really chokes me up…

But I have this nagging feeling that we still haven’t quite yet achieved the greatness of the 1983 East German “women’s” track and field squad.

W. F. Price, The Spearhead 52 Comments [10/1/2012 7:15:02 AM]
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Mayhem

So, America won in the Olympics and..... you're pissed? I guess there's no pleasing some people.

10/1/2012 7:18:30 AM

Filin De Blanc

Hey Price, how many gold medals have you won? None? Then I suggest you shut the fuck up and stop criticizing your superiors.

10/1/2012 7:22:26 AM

Apatheist

Yeah, female soccer players are tough, but they aren't built like linebackers. Speed is a factor.

10/1/2012 7:23:19 AM

Anon-e-moose

And your precious - and previously unbeaten - Wheelchair Rugby team were beaten by Canada in the 2012 London Paralympics (as per the Ice Hockey in 2010 Vancouver; there's now a new Red Machine to deal with!).

Your point, F.U. Price...?

10/1/2012 7:24:20 AM

SpukiKitty

You're just jealous that a bunch of ladies are stronger & better than you, W.T.F Lice!

10/1/2012 7:39:14 AM

Dr.Shrinker

So Price, the spearhead groupie, is afraid of strong women.

Well, I'm shocked all to heck by this, you?

10/1/2012 7:41:20 AM

Scorpius

Wow, and I thought The Spearhead was insane afore. And as a man who likes to cook and bake (and is a maintenance worker to boot) I encourage you to shut the fuck up.

10/1/2012 7:44:31 AM

afacelessatheist

That site is an utter cesspool of total losers who can't stand the fact that someone without a penis can do shit they can't. Someone needs to bitchslap them and scream: "Grow the fuck up already!"

10/1/2012 7:47:04 AM

Tatsukun

It's sad when a findy can't let his inner sub out, or find a nice girl to dominate him like he so clearly craves.

10/1/2012 8:08:45 AM

Zim!

womyn?

10/1/2012 8:10:58 AM

Reynardine

They're crossing their hands over their flies at The Peterhead again.

10/1/2012 8:25:26 AM

Amadaun

The women's soccer team is fairly girly, actually, and most of them are damn hot. Apparently he thinks female soccer players all take steroids?

XD I'm going to fixate on the 'at least once a month.' I think most people have been married a while before they cut back to once a month, and I'm pretty sure that doesn't count as celebratory sex.

Is he insinuating that lesbians don't actually like having sex with one another? Is that the point? O.o

10/1/2012 9:05:52 AM

Leighton Buzzard

Louisa Necib. (OK, she plays for France, but she's a damn good player and smoking hot.)

Actually I preferred the way Japan played; not having the speed and strength of the US, they rely more on skill and fast passing. Fair play, though, the US played to their strengths and won.

10/1/2012 9:13:05 AM

UHM

"deep-voiced, fuzzy-faced ball-kickers" Meet Hope Solo, goalkeeper of the womens US soccer team.

Guys, I don't know about you, but I'd sell my soul to the devil to make my (future) daughter look like that.


" lesbians are marking by having carnal relations at least once this month with their spouses/domestic partners." If you think once a month is a lot, you might wanna have a talk with your sex doll.

10/1/2012 9:13:44 AM

Doom Nugget

Reading all that, I'm left with only one qualified response....

Dafuq?

10/1/2012 9:42:27 AM



Have you SEEN the women's soccer team? They're fucking knockouts.

You fail sports, you fail a very enticing eye exam, you fail manhood mister.

10/1/2012 9:54:17 AM

John_in_Oz

Well no. They were much manlier than you.

10/1/2012 10:19:11 AM



This is at least marginally better than all the "revenge for Pearl Harbor" comments.

10/1/2012 10:49:30 AM

Filin De Blanc

Also, athletic women are hot.

10/1/2012 11:00:36 AM

VioletBeauregarde

Strong and athletic =/= masculine! That's cute, W.T.F Price is feeling threatened by girls who can fight back! Guess what? Boys and girls are equals...there are no betters or lessers, there are no superiors or inferiors-we are all equal! Take that home with you!

10/1/2012 11:14:29 AM

Swede

Actually, Betty Boop is manlier than this dolt.

Once a month? Hubby and me celebrated 25 years together last month, and we have "carnal relations" much, much more often than just once a month.

How did sex, and lesbians, get into the mix, btw? Weren't we talking about soccer? You know the sport where you actually use your feet to move the ball around. American football could be called carry-ball. What does it matter what gender is involved; if you're a good football player, you're a good football player, regardless of the equipment between your legs.

10/1/2012 11:35:59 AM

The Crimson Ghost

"female betters"-you got that right!

I love the way he admits that he adores lesbian sex while fearing it at the same time.

My bf likes to cook & he does it quite well.

I'm not deep voiced or fuzzy faced but if I ever meet you wf price-I WILL become a ball kicker. And you should know that I'm fond of platform shoes & boots with spikes on the side.

10/1/2012 12:13:56 PM

Passerby

These are gorgeous, magnificently fit women of nigh endless endurance coasting on the thrill of victory, an adrenaline high, and are probably buzzed from the victory party.

Now they are going home to their spouses, boyfriends (and maybe girlfriends) and they are going to have themselves a much more intense victory party that may well last for weeks. Nigh endless stamina, remember?

Lament that as you spend tonight alone, pondering your tired hand and why the magic is long gone.

10/1/2012 12:17:02 PM

D Laurier

When I see strong women, I am happy. I find strong women attractive and facinating. I work hard to gain the respect of strong women... and I tend to get laid by strong women.

When Price sees a strong woman, he shits himself with fear because strong women wont put up with his crap.

10/1/2012 12:19:37 PM

Old Viking

Price is merely practicing for the Annual Spearhead Whine-athon.

10/1/2012 12:45:24 PM
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