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In a stunning surprise, the American womyn won gold in Olympic soccer (er, football), making team Japan their little bitches.

The entire United States is frantically celebrating this awesome display of grrrlpower, which lesbians are marking by having carnal relations at least once this month with their spouses/domestic partners.

American men are putting on aprons, baking cakes, and knitting soccer leggings for their female betters. Fathers across the land are getting misty-eyed thinking of how wonderful it would be if their daughters could grow up to be deep-voiced, fuzzy-faced ball-kickers — just like the American womyn’s soccer team.

I am so proud to be an American today. It really chokes me up…

But I have this nagging feeling that we still haven’t quite yet achieved the greatness of the 1983 East German “women’s” track and field squad.

W. F. Price, The Spearhead 52 Comments [10/1/2012 7:15:02 AM]
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Papabear

I must have missed the announcement concerning the frequency of sexual relations required of lesbians this month. Not that it would effect me much, but it could be a tittillating read.

"I am so proud to be an American today. It really chokes me up… "

Damn, for a moment I thought it said "It really chokes me..."


10/1/2012 12:53:15 PM

Thinking Allowed

This guy would like a word with you.


10/1/2012 1:00:53 PM

Giardano Bruno

If any of this were true I would still be busy consoling the Extremely Yummy Japan team.

Except it's not, so I'm not.

10/1/2012 1:23:11 PM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

"It really chokes me up…"

Hopefully to death.

10/1/2012 1:48:23 PM

Xotan

If this kind of drooling is to be permitted, I demand that this site provide kleenex!

10/1/2012 3:01:27 PM

Ebon

Oh fuck off, you misogynistic dickhead.

10/1/2012 3:03:52 PM

Berny

"Deep voiced, fuzzy-faced ball kickers", really?!
If only one of the members of the American soccer squad, most of whom were attractive (I thought), would deliver a full-blooded ball kick to your scrotal sack.
I'd pay money to see that.

10/1/2012 5:40:50 PM

tracer

"... which lesbians are marking by having carnal relations at least once this month with their spouses/domestic partners."


Methinks someone is bitter that the women he's dated don't put out for him.
Maybe they just don't get turned on by whining.

10/1/2012 6:46:22 PM

Blue Streak

I don't know what this has to do with anything.

10/1/2012 7:02:11 PM

nazani14

Never met a female athlete yet who wanted to make someone "their little bitch."

10/1/2012 7:35:03 PM

freako104

Bawwing because you can't handle the cognitive dissonance of women being strong? Keep failing Price

10/1/2012 7:56:01 PM

Canadiest

You wanna grow the Hell up someday?

10/1/2012 7:58:56 PM



I loved it when that soccer player took of her top and ran around bare chested to the screams of the crowd.. what ?

[she was wearing a sports bra]

so no bouncy titties ?

[no]

oh.

carnal relations once a month ? how sad. I bet its more often.

Any member of the olympic soccer team is a better soccer player than I am , so what ?

deep voiced fuzzy faced ball kickers ? seek help dude.

10/1/2012 9:02:54 PM

thatotherguy

Just a guess but you're probably a bit less athletic than any of the women on that team.

Also "womyn"? Really? Really?

10/1/2012 9:05:10 PM

Frostythesnowman

I suspect that carnal relations once a lifetime would be a rate that Mr Price will be unlikely to achieve, as long as he remains a whinging idiot.

10/1/2012 9:21:54 PM

Snarker

Don't diss the apron. Its pink, frilly, and totally sexy.

10/1/2012 11:20:32 PM

fishtank

I think lesbians have a lot more carnal relations than once a month.

And as a (west) German, I resent this namedropping of our eastern sisters. You know NOTHING of this time.

10/2/2012 4:29:16 AM

FTR...

@UHM: Damn, I'll have "warm fuzzies" all afternoon now!

10/2/2012 5:00:47 AM

Doubting Thomas

lesbians are marking by having carnal relations at least once this month with their spouses/domestic partners.

At least once this month? Are you just pissed off because your wife has no interest in sex with you more than once a year or so?

10/2/2012 6:54:52 AM

Vet Emergency

Go fuck yourself, both Japan and America played a great game.

>:( I can laugh off your imbecilic misogyny, but belittling great sportsmanship is out of order.

10/2/2012 3:43:09 PM

LadyJafaria

99% of the time I've seen the spelling "womyn" it's been from people mocking feminism, not actual feminists. Not even the fringe uses it anymore. Even our radfem quotes probably say womyn less than our MRA quotes do. It's kind of hilarious.

(@Berny: Part of me doesn't condone violence but another part of me really wants to kick one of these assholes in the groin someday. Except that'd probably be considered brain damage.)

10/2/2012 5:48:25 PM



The entire United States is frantically celebrating this awesome display of grrrlpower, which lesbians are marking by having carnal relations at least once this month with their spouses/domestic partners.
This is special HOW? Basically, people in a open, committed relationship are having sex. HOW IS THIS CELEBRATION!?!?

10/24/2012 4:43:34 AM

anti-nonsense

awwww, somebody is so insecure in his masculinity that he can't handle the thought that women can play sports. innit cute?

10/28/2012 11:00:48 AM



Is this some kind of caricature of a radfem? 'Cause the first sentence - what with the use of 'womyn' - had me going.

10/28/2012 2:15:38 PM

aebars

This guy is just a dudebro (like all the guys on The Spearhead are) who doesn't like it that women exist in the world who can play sports better than he can.

11/29/2012 8:16:40 PM
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