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All the United States needs to do is implement my foreign policy doctrine.

1. withdraw ALL troops, diplomatic staff, corporate visas, and aide of any kind from Islamic countries, everywhere.

2. Develop our domestic energy resources here and let the rag-tops drink theirs for breakfast.

3. FOR EVERY AMERICAN KILLED BY ISLAMISTS, ANYWHERE, THAT NATION LOSES A CITY.

Four Americans killed in Libya last night means Libya loses four cities. By losing a city I mean the utter obliteration of every living thing in that city, by nuclear means if necessary. Every nation will then need to take care of the Muslim problem within their own borders if they wish to avoid annihilation.

Comrade Chairman Obama did everything he could to make the scenarios in Libya and Egypt happen, as an enemy collaborator he will never oppose them or assume responsibility for these attacks, and they are attacks. Attacking a foreign embassy constitutes an act of war so we are at war with Libya and Egypt whether anyone wants to admit it or not. The continued cowardice and appeasement by US politicians will bring us to the brink of destruction. Only by overthrowing our criminal government, annihilating the liberal filth and restoring the Constitution and America might can we avoid that destruction.

Clean up America, kill a Communist.

762x51, Moonbattery 53 Comments [9/18/2012 3:29:07 AM]
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Horus IX

"Clean up America, kill a Communist"

When you can define a communist, accurately, and not act like the people you claim Islamic people act, then I'll clean up America by force. By deporting all fundie fucktards to Uganda.

9/18/2012 3:59:26 AM

Oh My Dog!

Comrade Chairman Obama did everything he could to make the scenarios in Libya and Egypt happen, as an enemy collaborator he will never oppose them or assume responsibility for these attacks, and they are attacks. Attacking a foreign embassy constitutes an act of war so we are at war with Libya and Egypt whether anyone wants to admit it or not. The continued cowardice and appeasement by US politicians will bring us to the brink of destruction. Only by overthrowing our criminal government, annihilating the liberal filth and restoring the Constitution and America might can we avoid that destruction.

Clean up America, kill a Communist.


Talking sedition and assassination are we?

9/18/2012 4:02:14 AM



"Comrade Chairman Obama did everything he could to make the scenarios in Libya and Egypt happen..."

What if I told you that the attacks were supposed to look like people were killing each other over a low-budget, insipid hate movie?

9/18/2012 4:06:12 AM

Often Partisan

So you're advocating revolution comrade? ;)

9/18/2012 4:26:14 AM

LAchlan

You, sir, are a fucking idiot.

9/18/2012 4:29:37 AM

Reynardine

Their attitude, composition, grammar, focus, and accuracy all show a remarkable consistency at Moonfront Republic. What a wonderful skool system they must have!

9/18/2012 4:41:35 AM

Filin De Blanc

The wingnut solution to everything seems to be "kill everyone who doesn't agree with me". They're a dangerous group of psychos and need to be treated as such.

9/18/2012 4:43:38 AM

michael3ov

What if an American muslim kills another American muslim?

Do we bomb one of our own cities?

9/18/2012 4:46:12 AM



Nah. We just throw a dart at a map and assume that the killer was from wherever the dart hits. =P

9/18/2012 4:50:39 AM

LDM

Overreact much?

You really think the rest of the world is going to sit back and take us unleashing nuclear bombs over the loss of some beer-swilling redneck?

9/18/2012 4:54:09 AM

Letipex

LDM
Nah, he's proposing a very reasonnable way to end conflicts worldwide, actually!
1.Make shitty offensive film
2.People kill people over shitty offensive film
3.Country nukes country over death of people
4.Nuclear war over use of nukes
5.Everybody dead because of film/World at peace, all praise 762.

Bonus : nuclear war because of film = proof that Holliwood are comiesocialists, somehow.

It all checks out.

9/18/2012 5:14:35 AM

anevilmeme

Actually I'm all in favor of point two. The potential the US has for solar, wind and geothermal power plus domestic supplies of oil (oil is vital for things other than energy production) could replace its need for mid east oil.

Point one I partly agree with, bring the troops home.

Point three and the rest of the rant is typical fundie batshit insanity.

Besides the irony of a fundie unknowingly promoting green energy is cute.

9/18/2012 5:17:05 AM

Doubting Thomas

Yeah, dropping nukes on cities in the Middle East will certainly make them back down and start liking us. They certainly won't try to get revenge by conducting terrorist attacks or anything, nor will the US be condemned by every other country on the planet.

9/18/2012 5:19:36 AM

Titania

You, sir, are an ignorant asshole.

9/18/2012 5:29:53 AM

Frostythesnowman

I realise that by US standards, I'm exremely liberal, but this does sound ever so slightly excessive to me.

9/18/2012 5:36:43 AM

Mister Spak

"1. withdraw ALL troops, diplomatic staff, corporate visas, and aide of any kind from Islamic countries, everywhere. "

And who sent those troops into islamic countries in the first place? Yep, George Dumbya Bush, the Best President Ever.

"2. Develop our domestic energy resources here and let the rag-tops drink theirs for breakfast. "

Except the oil companies will tell the Republic Party congressment that they own to not do that due to the resulting harm to the bank accounts of the Romney Rich.

"3. FOR EVERY AMERICAN KILLED BY ISLAMISTS, ANYWHERE, THAT NATION LOSES A CITY. "

PAKISTAN HAS NUCLEAR WEAPONS YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!

Comrad 762x51 needs to think before he hits the capslock of doom. Not something these teabagger comrads are able to do, but still . . .


9/18/2012 5:43:15 AM

The Crimson Ghost

Does this idiot think he's playing RISK?

9/18/2012 6:20:48 AM

SpukiKitty

I've come down to the conclusion that Fundies/Far-Righties are insecure males with teeny peenies (literally or metaphorically) and their "yes women" have a bad case of Stockholm. How else do you explain their bloodlust?

9/18/2012 6:23:26 AM

TheLastCenturion

AHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
american doesnt have any more domestic energy resources you idiot!

countries are alot mor careful with their radioactive material now, and you went and turned yours all into bombs. what happens when they decay? you are screwed.

oil? HA! id be surprised if the states even has the infrastructure to domestically supply their own crude AND refine it.

ya you guys would be screwed without your freinds. or those countries that you took over for their oil resources- i mean, to spread democracy and civilization or whatever bullshit excuse you use.

9/18/2012 6:38:06 AM

Hakar

Tell me sweety. If terrorists blew up an American city, would you shrug and say "Oh well, I guess we'll leave them alone now."?
I don't think so. Most likely you would something like... well... what you just said.

9/18/2012 7:12:15 AM

Horsefeathers

"1. withdraw ALL troops, diplomatic staff, corporate visas, and aide of any kind from Islamic countries, everywhere."

This is basically what various Islamic terrorist organizations have been telling you for quite some time and people like you kept sending more of it in.

"2. Develop our domestic energy resources here and let the rag-tops drink theirs for breakfast."

By "domestic energy resources" you mean oil, right?

Why not spend some of the several billion/trillion dollars per year that we use to buy foreign oil to invest into the next generation of actual clean technologies and then license that technology around the world and recoup the cost several times over?

"3. FOR EVERY AMERICAN KILLED BY ISLAMISTS, ANYWHERE, THAT NATION LOSES A CITY."

This is neither feasible nor sane.

"Comrade Chairman Obama did everything he could to make the scenarios in Libya and Egypt happen, as an enemy collaborator he will never oppose them or assume responsibility for these attacks, and they are attacks."

Yet I'll bet you don't hold Bush responsible for what happened on his watch, right?

"The continued cowardice and appeasement by US politicians will bring us to the brink of destruction. Only by overthrowing our criminal government, annihilating the liberal filth and restoring the Constitution and America might can we avoid that destruction."

This is, I'm pretty sure, known as treason you fucking goober. Even saying this could probably get you a rather unpleasant visit from the State Department and/or the FBI.

"Clean up America, kill a Communist."

Communist? What is this, the 1950s?

9/18/2012 7:14:15 AM

pete

I foresee a visit from some hard-faced men in dark suits.

9/18/2012 7:24:26 AM

Stonespiral

Well thank the goddess I'm more of a mixed-Capitalism Socialist(if that's the proper term).

Oh wait.. you guys can't tell the difference.

Fuck.

9/18/2012 7:43:51 AM

lisamariefan

More batshit insanity from Moonbattery. Shouldn't be surprised.

9/18/2012 8:25:27 AM

Xotan

Utterly and completely barking mad.

Use the nuclear option and Israel, get the fallout too.

BTW, isn't this a threat on the president's life? Isn't that treason?

9/18/2012 9:10:13 AM
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