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Where, indeed, is osama? Was he in fact killed? Why haven’t I seen anything that would indicate that as true, such as, say, a picture of him dead? Those guys over there were in some kind of hurry to get him buried at sea, shonuff. Sure, it sounds conspiratorial, but maybe he agreed to shut up for a year to help out his diaperhead bro [Obama]. Too outrageous?

Mr Evilwrench, Moonbattery 11 Comments [9/18/2012 3:47:00 AM]
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Filin De Blanc

Yeah yeah, Obama is black, we get it.

9/18/2012 5:51:56 AM

Doubting Thomas

Where, indeed, is osama?

In a pile of shark shit at the bottom of the ocean.

Why haven’t I seen anything that would indicate that as true, such as, say, a picture of him dead?

Because the White House, in good taste, refused to release the photos. And even if they had, idiots like you would just say they were photoshopped.

9/18/2012 7:20:47 AM

Eisenhorn

@Doubting Thomas

As a marine biology major I have to say this. The sharks more than likely did not eat Osama's carcass, he most likely sank to the bottom and a few hundred crabs and or lobsters made a feast of him.

As for the actual quote, Osama was buried at sea because for all the human rights abuses we have partaken in, it's still the right thing to give someone a proper burial, and that's why his head isn't on a pike in the Smithsonian. Though I have a feeling you'd still say it was a body double cooked up by the CIA or something.

9/18/2012 9:56:52 AM

werewolf

He could be hiding under your bed,Ms.Wouldn't that be a treat?

9/18/2012 11:28:19 AM

Zagen30

@Esienhorn: I thought the sea burial was also in part so that Al-Qaeda or other terrorist groups couldn't acquire his body and further use him as a martyr, but I could be wrong.

9/18/2012 12:02:05 PM

farpadokly

No, just silly. Just silly speculation and fantasising. Why not put your intellectual energies into dealing with the world as it is.

9/18/2012 2:46:50 PM

Ebon

Yes, we all know that your problem is Obama being black. We all figured that out a long time ago.

9/18/2012 5:00:31 PM

Shockna

"it's still the right thing to give someone a proper burial"

I have a terrible feeling that "proper burial" meant "kicked his body out of the helicopter/off the deck and into the sea without so much as a thought". >_>

9/18/2012 10:09:12 PM

Pule Thamex

"Too outrageous?"

Hardly. Not for Moonbattery anyway. For reality, maybe.

9/19/2012 4:55:41 AM

jakraziel

@Shockna

Nah they got a cleric to do the proper ceremony and everything. And then they lobbed him in the sea.

9/19/2012 10:42:56 AM



"Where, indeed, is osama? Was he in fact killed?"

No, he lives on the same island as Elvis.

"Why haven’t I seen anything that would indicate that as true, such as, say, a picture of him dead?"

Well, considering he was shot in the head, I don't think the pictures would be too pleasant to look at. Plus, like Doubting Thomas said, the conspiracy theorists would just say they were photoshopped anyway.

9/19/2012 4:11:34 PM
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