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[Malaysian Govt endorses guide on how to spot gays]

A government-endorsed parenting guide that describes symptoms of homosexuality has kicked up a storm on the Internet, with human rights and sexuality activists expressing shock and disgust.

Sin Chew Daily today reported that the Education Ministry had endorsed the guide as helpful to parents and teachers.

It was launched during a seminar in Penang yesterday. The event, billed as “Parenting in addressing the issue of LGBTs (lesbians, gays, bisexuals and transgenders)”, was officiated by Deputy Education Minister Mohd Puad Zarkashi.

The guide listed four symptoms each for gays and lesbians:

For gays:

Muscular body and a fondness for showing off the body by wearing clothing, such as by wearing V-necks and sleeveless tops

A preference for tight and bright coloured clothes

An inclination to be attracted to men

A tendency to carry big handbags, similar to the kinds used by women

For lesbians:

Showing attraction to women

Distancing themselves from women other than their girlfriends

A preference for hanging out, sleeping and dining with women

Absence of feelings for men


Education Ministry of Malaysia, Free Malaysia Today 60 Comments [9/18/2012 3:50:10 AM]
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Reynardine

That's simply the dumbest piece of work I've seen in a month of Sundays.

9/18/2012 4:08:43 AM

Sam

Well, I will grant that "an inclination to be attracted to men" is a pretty good indicator that someone is gay.

But this is really, really stupid.

9/18/2012 4:23:13 AM

Often Partisan

"
Distancing themselves from women other than their girlfriends

A preference for hanging out, sleeping and dining with women "

Isn't this contradictory?????

9/18/2012 4:23:34 AM

phed

Wait a minute - so you can tell if a guy has got 'the ghey' simply by the fact that he is attracted to men? I *never* would have thought.....

9/18/2012 4:23:58 AM

OtakuX

'big handbags'? Does my messenger bag count? Because I carry that EVERYWHERE.

9/18/2012 4:32:50 AM

Oh My Dog!

So, Malaysia, you are admitting you want to persecute the LGBTQ community.

9/18/2012 4:37:35 AM

whatever

How to spot a gay man: they look and act gay. That's the basic message here.

Also "Sin Chew Daily"...

...fnarr fnarr...

9/18/2012 4:41:16 AM

Filin De Blanc

A woman wanting to sleep with women is a sign that she might be gay? I never would have guessed!

9/18/2012 4:41:19 AM

anevilmeme

So do you like gladiator movies?

9/18/2012 5:08:27 AM

Doubting Thomas

Don't forget a penchant for interior decorating and listening to Lady Gaga.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQMF3yFHkK4

9/18/2012 5:16:56 AM

Mister Spak

"For lesbians:

Showing attraction to women


Absence of feelings for men "

You can't get anything by these muslims.

9/18/2012 5:38:06 AM

Frostythesnowman

They missed out being good at flower arranging, and phoning their mother 3 times a day for men, and wearing sexy lingerie and saying 'oooh' a lot for women, just the proper lesbians on the internet.

I think I should be payed a consultation fee for that.

9/18/2012 5:43:10 AM

Street Sharks

"A tendency to carry big handbags"

Small, cute handbags are totally straight.

9/18/2012 5:55:03 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

In other words, if they're obvious out-of-the-closet homosexuals, you may be able to identify them as homosexuals (unless you're really obtuse).

9/18/2012 6:04:55 AM

Dr.Shrinker

Jack Chick is taking careful note of these insights as research for his next "creation."

9/18/2012 6:08:03 AM

gravematter

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. How can "An inclination to be attracted to men" be third on the list of hints that someone might be gay? This is so cretinous I can't breathe help help.

9/18/2012 6:17:07 AM

The Crimson Ghost

I guess muscular men with ostrich feather clutch purses are ok. Good to know.

9/18/2012 6:19:32 AM



TRANSLATION
FOR GAYS: He's a queer! he looks queer!

FOR LESBIANS: She likes girls. she doesnt like boys. she likes girls.

damn malaysia.

9/18/2012 6:31:53 AM

SpukiKitty

I wish a bunch of secretly Moderate/Liberal types would run for office & aspire to Cleric vocations.

Same goes for Americans, we need an influx of Progressives running for office and entering seminaries.

Why don't folks with a conscience ever run for positions of authority en masse? Same holds true for the entertainment industry. Gals, if you don't like the depiction of women in comic books, music videos, movies....why don't you flock to those jobs in droves. Sure, it may be harder to get your foot in the door but C'MON! Progressive women, RUN FOR POLITICAL OFFICES!

If Progressives actually strived to fill in leadership positions in society this mess wouldn't be so bad!

Get the fundies & morons out of power!

9/18/2012 6:35:15 AM

Thinking Allowed

The only two signs that are true is showing attraction to men and women.

9/18/2012 6:54:00 AM

John

Reminds me of Ron White's routine, where the bouncer tried to keep him out of a bar because he was wearing a hat. The bouncer said only gays wear hats, and they didn't want the place becoming a gay bar - to which White replied "I'm from Texas, and everybody wears hats ... the only way we can tell if somebody's gay is if they have a haircut like yours."

9/18/2012 7:01:57 AM

WWWWolf

> A tendency to carry big handbags, similar to the kinds used by women

An advice from a bisexual guy to gay people: Fuck handbags. Get a real manly backpack. You've got to admit it's more practical, because you can fit more shit in it. Dozens of gay people already swear by backpacks. Join the movement!

9/18/2012 7:30:02 AM

Mayhem

"Muscular body and a fondness for showing off the body by wearing clothing, such as by wearing V-necks and sleeveless tops

A preference for tight and bright coloured clothes "
Tell you what. I'll take you into the lockerroom of the WWE and you can tell all the 6'5" 300lbs pro wrestlers there that they are a bunch of fags.

"Distancing themselves from women other than their girlfriends" "Absence of feelings for men "

You mean like when misogynistic societieskeep all their women locked up together and unable to go out with the menfolk?

9/18/2012 7:42:32 AM

Arctic Knight

HOLY CRAP!!! I'm a lesbian! I wonder if my penis knows that yet.

9/18/2012 8:42:24 AM

Xotan

Another place NOT to go on holidays.

9/18/2012 9:07:01 AM
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