Quote# 89629
[Malaysian Govt endorses guide on how to spot gays]
A government-endorsed parenting guide that describes symptoms of homosexuality has kicked up a storm on the Internet, with human rights and sexuality activists expressing shock and disgust.
Sin Chew Daily today reported that the Education Ministry had endorsed the guide as helpful to parents and teachers.
It was launched during a seminar in Penang yesterday. The event, billed as “Parenting in addressing the issue of LGBTs (lesbians, gays, bisexuals and transgenders)”, was officiated by Deputy Education Minister Mohd Puad Zarkashi.
The guide listed four symptoms each for gays and lesbians:
For gays:
Muscular body and a fondness for showing off the body by wearing clothing, such as by wearing V-necks and sleeveless tops
A preference for tight and bright coloured clothes
An inclination to be attracted to men
A tendency to carry big handbags, similar to the kinds used by women
For lesbians:
Showing attraction to women
Distancing themselves from women other than their girlfriends
A preference for hanging out, sleeping and dining with women
Absence of feelings for men
Education Ministry of Malaysia,
Free Malaysia Today 57 Comments [9/18/2012 3:50:10 AM]
Fundie Index: 64
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#1448541
Reynardine
That's simply the dumbest piece of work I've seen in a month of Sundays.
9/18/2012 4:08:43 AM
#1448542
Sam
Well, I will grant that "an inclination to be attracted to men" is a pretty good indicator that someone is gay.
But this is really, really stupid.
9/18/2012 4:23:13 AM
#1448543
Often Partisan
"
Distancing themselves from women other than their girlfriends
A preference for hanging out, sleeping and dining with women "
Isn't this contradictory?????
9/18/2012 4:23:34 AM
#1448544
phed
Wait a minute - so you can tell if a guy has got 'the ghey' simply by the fact that he is attracted to men? I *never* would have thought.....
9/18/2012 4:23:58 AM
#1448550
OtakuX
'big handbags'? Does my messenger bag count? Because I carry that EVERYWHERE.
9/18/2012 4:32:50 AM
#1448551
Oh My Dog!
So, Malaysia, you are admitting you want to persecute the LGBTQ community.
9/18/2012 4:37:35 AM
#1448552
whatever
How to spot a gay man: they look and act gay. That's the basic message here.
Also "Sin Chew Daily"...
...fnarr fnarr...
9/18/2012 4:41:16 AM
#1448553
Filin De Blanc
A woman wanting to sleep with women is a sign that she might be gay? I never would have guessed!
9/18/2012 4:41:19 AM
#1448564
anevilmeme
So do you like gladiator movies?
9/18/2012 5:08:27 AM
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9/18/2012 5:16:56 AM
#1448585
Mister Spak
"For lesbians:
Showing attraction to women
Absence of feelings for men "
You can't get anything by these muslims.
9/18/2012 5:38:06 AM
#1448588
Frostythesnowman
They missed out being good at flower arranging, and phoning their mother 3 times a day for men, and wearing sexy lingerie and saying 'oooh' a lot for women, just the proper lesbians on the internet.
I think I should be payed a consultation fee for that.
9/18/2012 5:43:10 AM
#1448598
Street Sharks
"A tendency to carry big handbags"
Small, cute handbags are totally straight.
9/18/2012 5:55:03 AM
#1448605
Jezebel's Evil Sister
In other words, if they're obvious out-of-the-closet homosexuals, you may be able to identify them as homosexuals (unless you're really obtuse).
9/18/2012 6:04:55 AM
#1448607
Dr.Shrinker
Jack Chick is taking careful note of these insights as research for his next "creation."
9/18/2012 6:08:03 AM
#1448619
gravematter
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. How can "An inclination to be attracted to men" be third on the list of hints that someone might be gay? This is so cretinous I can't breathe help help.
9/18/2012 6:17:07 AM
#1448620
The Crimson Ghost
I guess muscular men with ostrich feather clutch purses are ok. Good to know.
9/18/2012 6:19:32 AM
#1448632
TRANSLATION
FOR GAYS: He's a queer! he looks queer!
FOR LESBIANS: She likes girls. she doesnt like boys. she likes girls.
damn malaysia.
9/18/2012 6:31:53 AM
#1448633
SpukiKitty
I wish a bunch of secretly Moderate/Liberal types would run for office & aspire to Cleric vocations.
Same goes for Americans, we need an influx of Progressives running for office and entering seminaries.
Why don't folks with a conscience ever run for positions of authority en masse? Same holds true for the entertainment industry. Gals, if you don't like the depiction of women in comic books, music videos, movies....why don't you flock to those jobs in droves. Sure, it may be harder to get your foot in the door but C'MON! Progressive women, RUN FOR POLITICAL OFFICES!
If Progressives actually strived to fill in leadership positions in society this mess wouldn't be so bad!
Get the fundies & morons out of power!
9/18/2012 6:35:15 AM
#1448641
Thinking Allowed
The only two signs that are true is showing attraction to men and women.
9/18/2012 6:54:00 AM
#1448648
John
Reminds me of Ron White's routine, where the bouncer tried to keep him out of a bar because he was wearing a hat. The bouncer said only gays wear hats, and they didn't want the place becoming a gay bar - to which White replied "I'm from Texas, and everybody wears hats ... the only way we can tell if somebody's gay is if they have a haircut like yours."
9/18/2012 7:01:57 AM
#1448668
WWWWolf
> A tendency to carry big handbags, similar to the kinds used by women
An advice from a bisexual guy to gay people: Fuck handbags. Get a real manly backpack. You've got to admit it's more practical, because you can fit more shit in it. Dozens of gay people already swear by backpacks. Join the movement!
9/18/2012 7:30:02 AM
#1448677
Mayhem
"Muscular body and a fondness for showing off the body by wearing clothing, such as by wearing V-necks and sleeveless tops
A preference for tight and bright coloured clothes "
Tell you what. I'll take you into the lockerroom of the WWE and you can tell all the 6'5" 300lbs pro wrestlers there that they are a bunch of fags.
"Distancing themselves from women other than their girlfriends" "Absence of feelings for men "
You mean like when misogynistic societieskeep all their women locked up together and unable to go out with the menfolk?
9/18/2012 7:42:32 AM
#1448706
Arctic Knight
HOLY CRAP!!! I'm a lesbian! I wonder if my penis knows that yet.
9/18/2012 8:42:24 AM
#1448724
Xotan
Another place NOT to go on holidays.
9/18/2012 9:07:01 AM
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