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[Malaysian Govt endorses guide on how to spot gays]

A government-endorsed parenting guide that describes symptoms of homosexuality has kicked up a storm on the Internet, with human rights and sexuality activists expressing shock and disgust.

Sin Chew Daily today reported that the Education Ministry had endorsed the guide as helpful to parents and teachers.

It was launched during a seminar in Penang yesterday. The event, billed as “Parenting in addressing the issue of LGBTs (lesbians, gays, bisexuals and transgenders)”, was officiated by Deputy Education Minister Mohd Puad Zarkashi.

The guide listed four symptoms each for gays and lesbians:

For gays:

Muscular body and a fondness for showing off the body by wearing clothing, such as by wearing V-necks and sleeveless tops

A preference for tight and bright coloured clothes

An inclination to be attracted to men

A tendency to carry big handbags, similar to the kinds used by women

For lesbians:

Showing attraction to women

Distancing themselves from women other than their girlfriends

A preference for hanging out, sleeping and dining with women

Absence of feelings for men


Education Ministry of Malaysia, Free Malaysia Today 58 Comments [9/18/2012 3:50:10 AM]
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Guide on how to spot gay people:
1. An inclination to be attracted to people of the same gender

YOU DON'T SAY?!

9/21/2012 3:20:08 PM

Doperwtje

So in short:

'If your son/daughter sleeps with men/women, he/she MIGHT just be gay!'

9/21/2012 3:40:47 PM

Punch

How does one distance themselves from women other then your girlfriend and at the same time have a preference for hanging out, sleeping and dining with woman? Are the 2 at odds with each other?

9/21/2012 8:46:25 PM

Alessia

Well, looks like everyone ever is gay. All my (straight) female friends are lesbians by these standards because most of them would rather hang out with girls.

9/24/2012 5:04:47 PM

Jinn

Homosexuals are attracted to people of their same sex?!

STOP THE PRESSES!!

9/28/2012 4:15:07 PM



Wow, you must have devoted a lot of time to make such atonishing revelations, specially the discovery that lesbians are attracted to women and homosexual men are attracted to men.

5/12/2013 9:40:17 AM



Unfortunately, fundies are now targeting smaller countries because the bigger ones have kicked them out. You know where there aren't any people to tell you "no" to your unrealistic ideals? Deep space. Go proclaim your lies to the stars while not wearing a space suit.

5/12/2013 10:05:11 AM

Friendly neighborhood homosexual

Muscular body and a fondness for showing off the body by wearing clothing, such as by wearing V-necks and sleeveless tops
(V-necks are horrible.)

A preference for tight and bright coloured clothes
(I always preferred baggy clothes to hide in)
An inclination to be attracted to men
(He found the one criteria to being gay, there's hope for him!)
A tendency to carry big handbags, similar to the kinds used by women
(aaaaaaaand it all goes out the window.)

7/18/2013 2:57:47 AM
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