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#1447458
wiggly
no, the only reason why people makes fun of you guys is because ALOT of people take you seriously
9/14/2012 3:18:09 PM
#1448992
whatever
"What makes RR different is the innate realization that the prophetic message we promote is factual and will someday happen."
Explain how you know this is factual. Every prediction so far has been wrong.
9/19/2012 3:37:38 AM
#1448994
Oh My Dog!
Most people just laugh them off as being a bunch of nuts
They do this with Christian Rapture cults too.
9/19/2012 3:40:13 AM
#1449002
Percy Q. Shunn
the prophetic message we promote is factual and will someday happen
9/19/2012 3:58:31 AM
#1449007
Titania
There really is no difference, but if it makes you fell better, go on and believe that.
9/19/2012 4:14:13 AM
#1449020
Justanotheratheist
This is the same RR which has been confidently saying "the Rapture will happen this year" for years?
9/19/2012 4:51:40 AM
#1449021
UHM
I move this to be put in every dictionary as the definition of "irony".
9/19/2012 4:52:04 AM
#1449023
Anon-e-moose
"the prophetic message we promote is factual"
The Millerites said the same in 1844. As did Harold Camping in May/October 2011. The Jehovah's Witlesses keep saying the same over and over.
Ever hear of the story of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf", Ruptured Retards...?
"What makes RR different is the innate realization that the prophetic message we promote is factual and will someday happen."
The same could be said of
all doomsday cults. What is a Raptard?
A miserable little pile of latter-day Jonestown-ers. But enough talk, drink the Kool-Aid!
[/Castlevania] X3
9/19/2012 4:57:58 AM
#1449036
Mister Spak
What makes RR the same is they are just a bunch of nuts but they can never realise this, and will forever believe they will be beamed up into the sky, no matter how long it has not happened.
9/19/2012 5:46:19 AM
#1449043
The Crimson Ghost
No those are scientologists. They're no crazier than you are.
9/19/2012 6:04:45 AM
#1449044
David B.
There is not a font big enough to accurately render my reaction, so here is a pictoral representation, shown to scale...
*SNORT* LOL!
9/19/2012 6:06:15 AM
#1449045
Xotan
Actually, there is really nothing to chose between being raptured and being abducted by aliens. Figure it out. the result is the same in either case - going off into the sky with a being/beings for whom there is no proof they exist.
9/19/2012 6:07:21 AM
#1449050
Doubting Thomas
What makes RR different is the innate realization that the prophetic message we promote is factual and will someday happen.
Uh huh, yeah. Their being-saved-from-imminent-doomsday scenario is totally false and based on nonsense, while yours is based on hard, factual evidence. You're no different from them whatsoever.
9/19/2012 6:15:59 AM
#1449057
Filin De Blanc
Yeah, get back to me when that actually happens.
9/19/2012 6:30:15 AM
#1449062
Rob aka Mediancat
Really, the only proper response to this is to fall on the floor, laughing hysterically.
9/19/2012 6:36:05 AM
#1449063
Dr.Shrinker
Oh, well when you put it that way...
9/19/2012 6:37:32 AM
#1449069
dionysus
What makes RR different is just the flavor of their escapist fantasy. The substance is the same though. You both want to (for whatever reason) leave this life and seek a better one. I'd sympathize (though I wouldn't agree; this is a good life and I'd like to be here as long as possible), but it doesn't end there. Oh no. You want everyone else to suffer horribly for some imagined crimes. That right there takes away any and all sympathy I have for your hatred of life.
9/19/2012 6:47:59 AM
#1449070
Anon-e-moose
@Rob aka Mediancat
"Really, the only proper response to this is to fall on the floor, laughing hysterically."
As demonstrated by Rainbow Dash:
Todd & everyone on Ruptured Retards?
Everything they say/do/think/'believe' is made of 20% more FAIL.
9/19/2012 6:49:11 AM
#1449074
Horsefeathers
"Many doomsday UFO cults believe aliens are coming to take them away to another planet."
Yes. I do know that. I'm also aware of at least one doomsday Christian cult that believes Jesus is going to whoosh them into the sky any second now. You may have even heard of them.
"What makes RR different is the innate realization that the prophetic message we promote is factual and will someday happen."
The UFO guys at least have a somewhat slim chance of being right given that alien life almost certainly exists and, thus, could possibly come and abduct them all. Not likely, but it's at least potentially possible.
You guys, on the other hand, haven't got a chance in hell since your god doesn't appear to exist. Even if he did, your Wholly Babble says nothing of a Rapture as you expect it and, so far as I'm aware, only 144,000 Jewish male virgins are supposed to be flying off to Heaven.
9/19/2012 6:58:23 AM
#1449087
Philbert McAdamia
Too many idiots -- not enough comets.
9/19/2012 7:33:59 AM
#1449095
"They desire to depart to escape a terrible fate that they fear will soon befall the earth."
I can't argue with that. Alien abcuction IS a much more attractive alternative than a President Romney.
9/19/2012 7:40:37 AM
#1449096
WWWWolf
Today's "So Close..." Award...
9/19/2012 7:40:40 AM
#1449100
rubber chicken
What makes RR different is the fact that UFO cults don't believe that they'll be able to watch all the people that laughed at them suffer in agony.
9/19/2012 8:03:37 AM
#1449105
John_in_Oz
Strange how your innate relization only occurs in those who have been taught about your cult....
Why its almost as though theres absolutely nothing innate about it at all!
9/19/2012 8:25:28 AM
#1449106
Flah
The prophetic message was thought up 150 years ago and has repeatedly disappointed people every time someone claimed they had the right date. All the Rapture is is a UFO cult that managed to pass the test of time.
9/19/2012 8:31:02 AM
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