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Many doomsday UFO cults believe aliens are coming to take them away to another planet. They desire to depart to escape a terrible fate that they fear will soon befall the earth. Most people just laugh them off as being a bunch of nuts, and would never dream of writing them.

What makes RR different is the innate realization that the prophetic message we promote is factual and will someday happen.



Todd Stranberg, rapture ready 56 Comments [9/19/2012 3:33:32 AM]
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wiggly

no, the only reason why people makes fun of you guys is because ALOT of people take you seriously

9/14/2012 3:18:09 PM

whatever

"What makes RR different is the innate realization that the prophetic message we promote is factual and will someday happen."

Explain how you know this is factual. Every prediction so far has been wrong.

9/19/2012 3:37:38 AM

Oh My Dog!

Most people just laugh them off as being a bunch of nuts

They do this with Christian Rapture cults too.

9/19/2012 3:40:13 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

the prophetic message we promote is factual and will someday happen


9/19/2012 3:58:31 AM

Titania

There really is no difference, but if it makes you fell better, go on and believe that.

9/19/2012 4:14:13 AM

Justanotheratheist

This is the same RR which has been confidently saying "the Rapture will happen this year" for years?

9/19/2012 4:51:40 AM

UHM

I move this to be put in every dictionary as the definition of "irony".

9/19/2012 4:52:04 AM

Anon-e-moose

"the prophetic message we promote is factual"

The Millerites said the same in 1844. As did Harold Camping in May/October 2011. The Jehovah's Witlesses keep saying the same over and over. Ever hear of the story of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf", Ruptured Retards...?

"What makes RR different is the innate realization that the prophetic message we promote is factual and will someday happen."



The same could be said of all doomsday cults. What is a Raptard? A miserable little pile of latter-day Jonestown-ers. But enough talk, drink the Kool-Aid!

[/Castlevania] X3

9/19/2012 4:57:58 AM

Mister Spak

What makes RR the same is they are just a bunch of nuts but they can never realise this, and will forever believe they will be beamed up into the sky, no matter how long it has not happened.


9/19/2012 5:46:19 AM

The Crimson Ghost

No those are scientologists. They're no crazier than you are.

9/19/2012 6:04:45 AM

David B.

There is not a font big enough to accurately render my reaction, so here is a pictoral representation, shown to scale...

[size=64]*SNORT* LOL![/size]

9/19/2012 6:06:15 AM

Xotan

Actually, there is really nothing to chose between being raptured and being abducted by aliens. Figure it out. the result is the same in either case - going off into the sky with a being/beings for whom there is no proof they exist.

9/19/2012 6:07:21 AM

Doubting Thomas

What makes RR different is the innate realization that the prophetic message we promote is factual and will someday happen.

Uh huh, yeah. Their being-saved-from-imminent-doomsday scenario is totally false and based on nonsense, while yours is based on hard, factual evidence. You're no different from them whatsoever.

9/19/2012 6:15:59 AM

Filin De Blanc

Yeah, get back to me when that actually happens.

9/19/2012 6:30:15 AM

Rob aka Mediancat

Really, the only proper response to this is to fall on the floor, laughing hysterically.

9/19/2012 6:36:05 AM

Dr.Shrinker

Oh, well when you put it that way...

9/19/2012 6:37:32 AM

dionysus

What makes RR different is just the flavor of their escapist fantasy. The substance is the same though. You both want to (for whatever reason) leave this life and seek a better one. I'd sympathize (though I wouldn't agree; this is a good life and I'd like to be here as long as possible), but it doesn't end there. Oh no. You want everyone else to suffer horribly for some imagined crimes. That right there takes away any and all sympathy I have for your hatred of life.

9/19/2012 6:47:59 AM

Anon-e-moose

@Rob aka Mediancat

"Really, the only proper response to this is to fall on the floor, laughing hysterically."

As demonstrated by Rainbow Dash:



Todd & everyone on Ruptured Retards? Everything they say/do/think/'believe' is made of 20% more FAIL.

9/19/2012 6:49:11 AM

Horsefeathers

"Many doomsday UFO cults believe aliens are coming to take them away to another planet."

Yes. I do know that. I'm also aware of at least one doomsday Christian cult that believes Jesus is going to whoosh them into the sky any second now. You may have even heard of them.

"What makes RR different is the innate realization that the prophetic message we promote is factual and will someday happen."

The UFO guys at least have a somewhat slim chance of being right given that alien life almost certainly exists and, thus, could possibly come and abduct them all. Not likely, but it's at least potentially possible.

You guys, on the other hand, haven't got a chance in hell since your god doesn't appear to exist. Even if he did, your Wholly Babble says nothing of a Rapture as you expect it and, so far as I'm aware, only 144,000 Jewish male virgins are supposed to be flying off to Heaven.

9/19/2012 6:58:23 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Too many idiots -- not enough comets.

9/19/2012 7:33:59 AM



"They desire to depart to escape a terrible fate that they fear will soon befall the earth."

I can't argue with that. Alien abcuction IS a much more attractive alternative than a President Romney.

9/19/2012 7:40:37 AM

WWWWolf

Today's "So Close..." Award...

9/19/2012 7:40:40 AM

rubber chicken

What makes RR different is the fact that UFO cults don't believe that they'll be able to watch all the people that laughed at them suffer in agony.

9/19/2012 8:03:37 AM

John_in_Oz

Strange how your innate relization only occurs in those who have been taught about your cult....

Why its almost as though theres absolutely nothing innate about it at all!

9/19/2012 8:25:28 AM

Flah

The prophetic message was thought up 150 years ago and has repeatedly disappointed people every time someone claimed they had the right date. All the Rapture is is a UFO cult that managed to pass the test of time.

9/19/2012 8:31:02 AM
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