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you believe in a heresey invented by a nutter fundie in 1830, so i doubt it
9/21/2012 5:34:21 PM
Not Perfect NOT Forgiven.
9/22/2012 6:57:53 AM
So, when's that Rapture? I am sure you can wait another 2000 years, right?
9/22/2012 7:04:52 AM
Christians are anything but desirable, unless ignorance, bigotry, hatred, hypocrisy, monumental stupidity and delusion are somebody's idea of desirable.
At least you admit that you're easy targets. The previous paragraph will tell you why.
9/22/2012 7:07:35 AM
Yeah, yeah. We all know your faith is based on a revenge fantasy to carry out all the spiteful harm that you are unable to deliver yourself. It's getting boring to read now.
Still, I'll bet it's a great coping mechanism. I guess you wouldn't feel bitter or resentful of people who wronged you if you genuinely believed there was an all powerful being going to hurt them for all the mean things they did
9/22/2012 7:09:35 AM
Is he talking about us?
I really, really hope he is.
9/22/2012 7:13:21 AM
Another one for the 'They'll know we are Christians by our love' scrapbook...
9/22/2012 7:15:55 AM
"Don't even acknowledge them. They deserve nothing. If they choose to discuss our faith, that is fine. However, if they desire to mock and ridicule, then that tells me more about them than any biography. These immature psuedo-intellectuals sit in their mom's basement and troll the internet for easy targets to boost their stunted egos. Picking on individuals with conviction is an effective means of coping with a poor self image and feelings of worthlessness from a lifetime platonic and superficial relationships and living."
Your pop psychology analysis is both wrong and unimpressive.
"Christians are among the most desirable targets, because our words and beliefs cut deep into their under-developed consciences."
Oh, yes. Of course they do.
"Let them laugh and scoff. In fact, I encourage it. That's the last good feeling they'll have for a good 7 years pretty soon."
There's that word "soon" again. I think you guys need to look that up in a dictionary.
"Perhaps these memories will comfort them in their abject terror when they are faced with judgement from a Holy God."
Ready your Wholly Babble. Pay particular attention to the Old Testament. Your god could best be described as anything but "Holy".
9/22/2012 7:19:51 AM
Filin De Blanc
Your words offend my conscience, sure, but not because they remind me of my own evil. It's because they remind me of your evil.
9/22/2012 7:28:27 AM
...for a good 7 years pretty soon.
pretty soon? Not just "soon"? A qualifier. Beginning to have doubts, are we?
Maybe not so "soon" after all.
9/22/2012 7:47:32 AM
Save your feeble attempts at practicing amateur psychology for all your fellow Rapturites when they whine, "Oh gaaawd!!! I soooo hate this world! I just wanna go hooome!"
9/22/2012 8:00:03 AM
...in the meantime...
9/22/2012 8:04:06 AM
Any argument, at the end of the day, is an attempt to impose one's views on another, to differing degrees. That includes my previous statement.
9/22/2012 8:06:13 AM
Your entire theology was invented in 1830.
9/22/2012 8:13:48 AM
Actually, fundamentalist Christians are easy targets for ridicule because their beliefs are so ridiculous.
9/22/2012 8:14:02 AM
Correction. Not 'Christians'. 'Pre-Millenial Tribulationists', as I understand they are called.
Or, as we prefer, 'raptards'.
9/22/2012 8:15:15 AM
Millerite. Yes a heresy and a blasphemy. I believe Miller made a killing of selling Rapture Robes. that was almost 200 years ago now. And the Rapture still hasn't happened, despite all the broken promised. But then it is only a heresy for fools to believe in. there's more chance of Santa squeezing down my chimney at Christmas than the Rapture ever happening. Revelation was so nutty that the only reason it made it into New Testament canon was because it was believed St. John the Divine had written it. There is no evidence, of course, and if the canon were being settled today, it would be rejected with all the gnostic stuff.
9/22/2012 8:18:28 AM
You're so afraid of the real world that you've bought into a fatalistic Christian cult that promises to bathe the world in the blood of your enemies and torture those who taunted you forever in hell.
Who is stunted emotionally and intellectually again?
9/22/2012 8:21:07 AM
Yeah just keep telling yourself that that holy judgment is coming any day now, and we'll be quaking in our boots. Whatever makes you feel better about our disbelief. Meanwhile we'll keep ridiculing your for your nutty beliefs.
Yeah, just keep smoking it.
9/22/2012 8:34:52 AM
> That's the last good feeling they'll have for a good 7 years pretty soon.
Why does it have to be 7 years? It's pretty obvious that since your supernatural showdown is quite late already, it'd be unreasonable to expect them to give damn about the schedule when that show finally hits the road.
God and Satan sit in their car, get appropriately drunk, and say "fuck it, we said it was 7 years, but we already royally screwed up the schedule and now people are pissed. Let's make it 7 millennia. Or something like that."
9/22/2012 8:57:48 AM
"What's it been? Two thousand years? He ain't comming back!" - Sam Kinnison
9/22/2012 9:00:17 AM
'Not Perfect,But Forgiven'?
'Batshit Insane and Hideously Hypocritical' would be a more appropriate user name.
9/22/2012 9:13:29 AM
"However, if they desire to mock and ridicule, then that tells me more about them than any biography."
It usually does, doesn't it?
"These immature psuedo-intellectuals sit in their mom's basement and troll the internet for easy targets to boost their stunted egos."
I'm so glad that you didn't give in to your desire to mock and ridicule...
9/22/2012 9:22:23 AM
Oh My Dog!
Armageddon isn't coming; the 7 year tribulation isn't going to happen either. There will be no last trumpet, and you will not be flying off to Jesus. You won't be laughing at us from Heaven... ever. However we will continue to laugh at you.
Perhaps these memories will comfort them in their abject terror when they are faced with judgement from a Holy God.
And what is with this glee you have about us suffering?
I thought you guys were supposed to love your enemies. I don't think Jesus would approve of your schadenfreude.
9/22/2012 9:31:59 AM
Or maybe not.
Another raptard spews hate and derision at his betters.
9/22/2012 9:36:06 AM
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