[On the subject of white supremacist claymations]
Make one based on a race war. On the re-election of Barack Hussein Obama to the office of President of the United States, Obama declares open war against the white race. By that point, African-Americans and Latinos will outnumber Caucasians in the United States (at least if you're counting los inmigrantes ilegales with the other Latinos), so it will be a hard battle: black and Latino agents of genocide, filled with hatred against whitey from years of race-baiting and class warfare theories pushed into their head by the very same people who put Obama in the White House, versus a white race conditioned for decades to be filled with white guilt. Make sure to show the crimes committed by these non-whites: murders, lootings, terrorism, torture, slaughter of women and children and senior citizens, rape, whatever. But then, little pockets of resistance appear: usually led by the Ku Klux Klan or by neo-Nazi skinheads, white people begin to fight back. The men in white hoods, once vilified even by their own people for espousing the view that the blacks and Latinos were dangerous and evil, now become heroes, protecting their people from those same dangerous, evil black and Latino hordes. The scene revealing the KKK fighting back might even call back to an earlier scene: three black men, about to kill a white girl, are just about to get started... But in the later scene, a white knight of the KKK comes up and slaughters the three black murderers before they can kill. In the end, the last of the blacks are killed or escape to their true racial homeland on the dark continent, the last of the Hispanics flee to Latin America, and the remnants of the white man are shown with the task of rebuilding the United States.
I'm not a white supremacist. But there's a certain subversive, offensive artistic merit in the idea of such a shocking concept, assuming it were to be executed well. By skewering cultural preconceptions about racial harmony, you could provide a stark contrast to the histories that American children are fed about atrocities committed by the white race. It would shock and offend people into re-examining the white guilt that they've been fed since the African-American civil rights movement started gaining ground, and in doing so may kick down the doors for a more open racial discourse, where I can say that, for example, President Obama and his wife are treating the Presidency like the world's largest and most elaborate welfare check, and people will understand what I mean or at least give me a chance to explain (that Barack and Michelle Obama are spending taxpayer money on personal vacations and other such frivolities without showing any sort of responsibility to the taxpayers who provided it, since they did not have to work to earn that money and so they don't feel any need to be responsible with it) rather than immediately jumping down my throat and comparing me to Adolf Hitler.
OK, a claymation on Newgrounds probably wouldn't do that part. A live-action movie might, but we just don't have that kind of massive cultural influence here. But at least it'll be funny.
SoulMaster71, Newgrounds 15 Comments
[9/25/2012 3:51:11 AM]
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Make one based on a race war.
Face it... you want that video made so you'll have something to masturbate to, don't you?
I'm not a white supremacist.
No, of course not. You merely think that everyone of all other races are just inferior to you.
9/25/2012 5:24:43 AM
And I thought that I had issues...but I do not fap to race wars or glorify them and then say "I'M NOT A WHITE SUPREMACIST".
9/25/2012 5:53:11 AM
A White Supremacist CLAYMATION?
9/25/2012 6:00:54 AM
Raised by Horses
I've got the popcorn out already. If it's anything like the usual quality
of their propaganda media, this ought to be good.
9/25/2012 8:58:35 AM
"I'm not a white supremacist."
Of course not... now drink your hot cocoa before you go to bed so the adults can talk.
9/25/2012 9:59:54 AM
@Raised by Horses
In a weird, "side show/Jerry Springer/Tommy Wiseau film" sort of way, yes.
9/25/2012 1:44:36 PM
Uh oh, looks like MillsApparatus is back.
9/25/2012 2:29:28 PM
IOW... lie shamelessly.
9/25/2012 3:02:33 PM
Yes, he actually said:
"I'm not a white supremacist. But"...
9/25/2012 3:57:18 PM
So basically, it's the animated remake of 'Birth of a Nation' starring Gumby.
9/25/2012 4:59:23 PM
Barack Obama would wait until his second term to declare war on the white race?
Barack Obama would declare war on half his genes, his mother, and the grandparents who raised him? His vice president and secretary of state?
The minorities of America would actually want to do this with him?
I'm sorry, but this film would SERIOUSLY fuck with my willing suspension of disbelief.
9/25/2012 6:06:35 PM
I'm not a white supremacist
9/26/2012 4:25:54 AM
Remember, one-drop rule. Everyone of mixed race is a traitor to the 'pure' white race :P
9/26/2012 5:27:00 PM
You wrote this with one hand, didn't you? Just clean up when you're finished.
Actually, I'd so watch this and I wouldn't mind if someone made this, because shit like this in my eyes makes the white supremacist movement look like the idiots they are. Especially the Klansmen. They deserve to be made fun of. White supremacists in general deserve to be made fun of, really.
9/30/2012 6:12:18 AM
I gotta say, if its half as good as that [http=www.testzero.net/2010/10/video-game-bunker-ethnic-cleansing.html]this[/http] I hope you guys get your money back for this premature jack pile of shit.
4/29/2013 11:35:54 PM