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#1451077
Atheissimo
W...What?
9/25/2012 3:57:48 AM
#1451081
Leighton Buzzard
... the fuck?
9/25/2012 4:03:53 AM
#1451082
rubber chicken
The joy of the internet!
It used to be that I'd have to go into town and try to discern the mumbled speech of some random crazy at a traffic intersection. Now I can read the same stuff in the comfort of my own home without suffering the weather or breathing in traffic fumes.
9/25/2012 4:05:14 AM
#1451085
Filin De Blanc
Let me guess, you need scissors, 61?
9/25/2012 4:08:16 AM
#1451090
Oh My Dog!
What the hell are you going on about?
And...
Obama has set up the Obamanation of dessolation.
Apparently, Obama is the Anti-Christ again.
9/25/2012 4:17:51 AM
#1451097
Horus IX
You forgot the Ranch.
9/25/2012 4:40:59 AM
#1451098
Doubting Thomas
Sounds like a wacko street preacher.
Seriously, though, where do these idiots get the idea that anyone who supports Obama is worshiping him like a messiah or a god? I suppose it goes back to those "Obama is the antichrist" urban legend emails that were floating around back in 2008 or so.
9/25/2012 4:45:18 AM
#1451100
wowgats
The only thing I can reliably derive from this drivel is that you capitalise letters whenever the fuck you feel like it.
9/25/2012 4:48:03 AM
#1451107
SpukiKitty
"You can't force people to bow down to your faith and belief systems of sickness, fear, disease and death or charge them money and imprison them if they don't..."
It started off so reasonable, then it turned into The Crazy Train to Wackoland!!!
This is the stupidest "Obama Is The Beast of Revelation" garbage I've ever heard! I wonder if it's a Poe? The way some fundies are today, you can never tell, anymore, no matter how deranged it is!
9/25/2012 4:56:31 AM
#1451108
Mister Spak
"You can't force people to bow down to your faith and belief systems of sickness, fear, disease and death or charge them money and imprison them if they don't, "
Atheists agree.
9/25/2012 4:57:42 AM
#1451110
SpukiKitty
@ Mister Spak
Sane theists like myself also agree.
9/25/2012 4:59:35 AM
#1451112
Power Skunk
Da fuq i jus red? crazy words borked my head. Can't brains no more
9/25/2012 5:01:13 AM
#1451115
farpadokly
This is pretty funny. A bunch of sane, fairly reasonable comments, and then the ravings of a madman. And they all just ignore him like a crazy man on the subway.
9/25/2012 5:04:10 AM
#1451116
For fun, I just put it all together and call him Barry Hussein Soweto Fartbongo bin Laden, King of Babylon, mmmm mmmm mmmm-mmmmm mmmm!
9/25/2012 5:05:16 AM
#1451121
Frostythesnowman
I have an image of this person screaming all this at pigeons in a park, and parents moving their children away from him as he pisses his pants and collapses in a drunken heap.
9/25/2012 5:18:28 AM
#1451133
You seem to have things exactly backward. Allow me to help:
Greed, exploitation of wages, murderers, wars and death (from lack of health care) are specialties of the Republicans.
9/25/2012 5:59:19 AM
#1451141
Dr.Shrinker
"You can't force people to bow down to your faith and belief systems of sickness, fear, disease and death or charge them money and imprison them if they don't,..."
- Of course, that doesn't stop your lot from trying!
9/25/2012 6:17:02 AM
#1451144
PWEOTWEB
Bath salts are bad, mmkay?
9/25/2012 6:32:39 AM
#1451148
Horsefeathers
Glad I'm not the only one who didn't know what the hell that was supposed to mean.
9/25/2012 6:44:16 AM
#1451151
The Crimson Ghost
Crazy! But that's how it goes...
I wonder long it will be before this guy pops up again in the news after he goes violently berserk & shows up at the White House with a trunk full of nylon rope, fuzzy pink & black zebra patterned handcuffs & bible porn.
9/25/2012 6:53:45 AM
#1451160
pete
Sounds like projection to me because all of the things he mentions are generally traits of right-wing authoritarians.
9/25/2012 7:11:59 AM
#1451161
Dyz
@SpukiKitty
'Sane theists' is a contradictio in terminis.
9/25/2012 7:14:31 AM
#1451167
Anon-e-moose
According to the news (BBC) I watched a few days ago, Hillary Clinton is being lined up as a presidential candidate in 2016 by the Democrats.
If you hear a loud bang in four years time, don't worry, it'll just be mark_p93561's head doing an impression of a supernova. >:D
9/25/2012 7:26:51 AM
#1451177
KittyKaboom
Word salad; a blend of poor grammar and punctuation generously sprinkled with nuggets of stupidity and kernels of paranoia, then fancifully drizzled with a heady dressing of batshit crazy.
Typical fundy diet.
9/25/2012 8:01:00 AM
#1451178
yes , ok * backs slowly away *
wut ?
9/25/2012 8:01:58 AM
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