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You can't force people to bow down to your faith and belief systems of sickness, fear, disease and death or charge them money and imprison them if they don't, just because they believe in a Higher more powerful and Loving Eternal, Omnipotent, Omnipressent God that has All power over All of your false gods, blasphemies and idolatries you worship, Obama. God will stop you! Jesus the living Christ, God and The Holy Spirit power of God, which cannot be removed, is in and around us in the light, sun, air, water, sun, solar flare and substance, is our physician and you cannot force us to bow down to your idolatry, blasphemies and false gods Obama-nation king of babylon, your fire will not burn us as tried in Daniel 3, but your own fire shall be on yourself with the fire of Our God, The Righteous and pure Man's collective conscience against mortality, disease, greed, exploitation of wages, homosexuals, murderers, wars and death. The righteous and pure has removed the daily sacrifice and Obama has set up the Obamanation of dessolation.

mark_p93561, CNN Money 64 Comments [9/25/2012 3:52:38 AM]
Fundie Index: 69
Submitted By: Dark_Lord_Prime
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Atheissimo

W...What?

9/25/2012 3:57:48 AM

Leighton Buzzard

... the fuck?

9/25/2012 4:03:53 AM

rubber chicken

The joy of the internet!
It used to be that I'd have to go into town and try to discern the mumbled speech of some random crazy at a traffic intersection. Now I can read the same stuff in the comfort of my own home without suffering the weather or breathing in traffic fumes.

9/25/2012 4:05:14 AM

Filin De Blanc

Let me guess, you need scissors, 61?

9/25/2012 4:08:16 AM

Oh My Dog!

What the hell are you going on about?

And...
Obama has set up the Obamanation of dessolation.

Apparently, Obama is the Anti-Christ again.


9/25/2012 4:17:51 AM

Horus IX

You forgot the Ranch.

9/25/2012 4:40:59 AM

Doubting Thomas

Sounds like a wacko street preacher.

Seriously, though, where do these idiots get the idea that anyone who supports Obama is worshiping him like a messiah or a god? I suppose it goes back to those "Obama is the antichrist" urban legend emails that were floating around back in 2008 or so.

9/25/2012 4:45:18 AM

wowgats

The only thing I can reliably derive from this drivel is that you capitalise letters whenever the fuck you feel like it.

9/25/2012 4:48:03 AM

SpukiKitty

"You can't force people to bow down to your faith and belief systems of sickness, fear, disease and death or charge them money and imprison them if they don't..."

It started off so reasonable, then it turned into The Crazy Train to Wackoland!!!

This is the stupidest "Obama Is The Beast of Revelation" garbage I've ever heard! I wonder if it's a Poe? The way some fundies are today, you can never tell, anymore, no matter how deranged it is!

9/25/2012 4:56:31 AM

Mister Spak

"You can't force people to bow down to your faith and belief systems of sickness, fear, disease and death or charge them money and imprison them if they don't, "

Atheists agree.

9/25/2012 4:57:42 AM

SpukiKitty

@ Mister Spak

Sane theists like myself also agree.

9/25/2012 4:59:35 AM

Power Skunk

Da fuq i jus red? crazy words borked my head. Can't brains no more

9/25/2012 5:01:13 AM

farpadokly

This is pretty funny. A bunch of sane, fairly reasonable comments, and then the ravings of a madman. And they all just ignore him like a crazy man on the subway.

9/25/2012 5:04:10 AM



For fun, I just put it all together and call him Barry Hussein Soweto Fartbongo bin Laden, King of Babylon, mmmm mmmm mmmm-mmmmm mmmm!

9/25/2012 5:05:16 AM

Frostythesnowman

I have an image of this person screaming all this at pigeons in a park, and parents moving their children away from him as he pisses his pants and collapses in a drunken heap.

9/25/2012 5:18:28 AM



You seem to have things exactly backward. Allow me to help:

Greed, exploitation of wages, murderers, wars and death (from lack of health care) are specialties of the Republicans.

9/25/2012 5:59:19 AM

Dr.Shrinker

"You can't force people to bow down to your faith and belief systems of sickness, fear, disease and death or charge them money and imprison them if they don't,..."

- Of course, that doesn't stop your lot from trying!

9/25/2012 6:17:02 AM

PWEOTWEB

Bath salts are bad, mmkay?

9/25/2012 6:32:39 AM

Horsefeathers

Glad I'm not the only one who didn't know what the hell that was supposed to mean.

9/25/2012 6:44:16 AM

The Crimson Ghost

Crazy! But that's how it goes...

I wonder long it will be before this guy pops up again in the news after he goes violently berserk & shows up at the White House with a trunk full of nylon rope, fuzzy pink & black zebra patterned handcuffs & bible porn.

9/25/2012 6:53:45 AM

pete

Sounds like projection to me because all of the things he mentions are generally traits of right-wing authoritarians.

9/25/2012 7:11:59 AM

Dyz

@SpukiKitty

'Sane theists' is a contradictio in terminis.

9/25/2012 7:14:31 AM

Anon-e-moose

According to the news (BBC) I watched a few days ago, Hillary Clinton is being lined up as a presidential candidate in 2016 by the Democrats.

If you hear a loud bang in four years time, don't worry, it'll just be mark_p93561's head doing an impression of a supernova. >:D

9/25/2012 7:26:51 AM

KittyKaboom

Word salad; a blend of poor grammar and punctuation generously sprinkled with nuggets of stupidity and kernels of paranoia, then fancifully drizzled with a heady dressing of batshit crazy.

Typical fundy diet.

9/25/2012 8:01:00 AM



yes , ok * backs slowly away *

wut ?

9/25/2012 8:01:58 AM
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