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Women are not men with a different shape. Women are different from men. They don't think like us at all. We men have more in common with male chimpanzees than we do with women. Women cannot conceive original ideas, aren't capable of independent thought, are not self-aware, and have no sense of fairness. This isn't to say that women can't be good. Women can be good, but in a different way from men. Women are good when they are guided to form the right emotional connections. And this happens when men form a society that causes this to happen. Of course this can't happen in societies where women vote. If you feel a strong compulsion for equality, I suggest you redirect it to other male primates. I would much rather have male chimps vote than women.

fschmidt, Love-Shy 82 Comments [9/27/2012 3:00:37 AM]
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I have no doubts that you are closer to chimps than women.

9/27/2012 3:02:39 AM

VioletBeauregarde

Have fun with your chimp spouse...with that kind of attitude towards women, it's no wonder none would spit in your direction!

9/27/2012 3:08:44 AM

Canadia

Nobody thinks quite like you, champ.

9/27/2012 3:11:25 AM

Filin De Blanc

Maybe you hang around in trees flinging your shit at everyone (or at least posting it on the Internet) but not all men do.

9/27/2012 3:11:32 AM

In the wrong place, but it's fine

*smack*

9/27/2012 3:50:52 AM

Reynardine

You admit you have more in common with a male chimp than with a human woman and you're writing in Love-Shy. I think that's all we need to know about your credibility

9/27/2012 4:07:57 AM

Leighton Buzzard

Oook.

9/27/2012 4:56:12 AM

anevilmeme

1. Ladies, on behalf of 3 billion men I'd like to apologize for this idiot insulting you and making my entire gender look bad.

2. Look on the bright side, it's not like anyone at love-shy is ever going to reproduce.

9/27/2012 5:23:44 AM

Anon-e-moose

"They don't think like us at all"

And if women don't think like you, fschit, then thank fuck for that.

9/27/2012 5:34:20 AM

Adey

To parphrase;

"and the chimp got up and slowly backed away".

9/27/2012 5:45:49 AM

Doubting Thomas

I would much rather have male chimps vote than women.

Which explains 8 years of George W. Bush.

9/27/2012 6:03:04 AM

Mister Spak

fschmidt is more similar to a banana than to a human.

9/27/2012 6:07:04 AM

Dr.Shrinker

"They don't think like us at all."

- Take it from a man who, unlike you, has actually spoken to women: they are NOT an alien species.

9/27/2012 6:19:25 AM

farpadokly

Silly.

9/27/2012 6:27:23 AM

Frank

"men have more in common with male chimpanzees than we do with women"

A lot of women I've been out with have mentioned this but I've always assumed they mean other men

9/27/2012 6:41:38 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Still can't get laid, eh Schmitty?

9/27/2012 6:44:45 AM

SpukiKitty

@ Mister Spak

....and his "banana" is VERY SMALL. *badumpching*

9/27/2012 7:38:34 AM

Horsefeathers

"Women are not men with a different shape. Women are different from men."

Really? I had no idea. Have you alerted the news agencies about this?

"They don't think like us at all."

They're probably all very thankful for that fact. I'm a man and I'm thankful that I don't think like you do.

"We men have more in common with male chimpanzees than we do with women."

Speak for yourself, knuckledragger.

"Women cannot conceive original ideas, aren't capable of independent thought, are not self-aware, and have no sense of fairness."

You appear quite insane.

"This isn't to say that women can't be good. Women can be good, but in a different way from men. Women are good when they are guided to form the right emotional connections. And this happens when men form a society that causes this to happen."

Men formed society? You know, there's actually an argument that society is largely the product of women's influence since men typically were more concerned with killing off the other tribe/group than they were with much of anything else. Women were the ones forming social bonds that gave structure to the group as a whole, which would eventually lead to what could be considered a society.

"Of course this can't happen in societies where women vote. If you feel a strong compulsion for equality, I suggest you redirect it to other male primates. I would much rather have male chimps vote than women."

Go fuck yourself. I'm sure no woman would.

9/27/2012 8:06:40 AM

fishtank

Speak for yourself and then light yourself on fire.

You are one of the most repulsive fuckers this side of serial killers.

9/27/2012 8:37:01 AM

werewolf

"Women are different from men."

Ramen to that!

9/27/2012 9:03:31 AM



Women think differently from us. True. However, there have been woman scientists, artists, writers and soldiers. So your arguments fails.

Also, your mother was mean to you because you are a bigoted, arrogant, pompous, moronic incompetent, who has no respect for women and has a massively overblown ego, particularly when compared to your actual abilities.

Know how I know all that? It's pretty obvious, actually.

9/27/2012 9:04:23 AM

The Crimson Ghost

Him again? I would love to see a male chimp fling some warm brown stuff right into his mouth.

And he thinks that women are going just give up the right to vote? It's a good thing I love men as much as I do or else reading this shit might make me consider switching teams. Although I think I'd rather eat pussy than fuck fschmidt. I feel so dirty after typing his name.

9/27/2012 9:12:01 AM

beehummingbird

"We men have more in common with male chimpanzees than we do with women."

I never though I would agree with anyone from Love-Shy, but I guess there's a first time for everything.

(If by "We men" they just mean the men on Love-Shy)

9/27/2012 9:13:04 AM

Fundies Make Me Sick

You are certainly closer to monkeys than women. Sexist, sexually frustrated bitch.

9/27/2012 9:30:45 AM



fschmidt, did you hear that? It was the sound of the rest of the world laughing at you.

9/27/2012 9:50:32 AM
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