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Women are not men with a different shape. Women are different from men. They don't think like us at all. We men have more in common with male chimpanzees than we do with women. Women cannot conceive original ideas, aren't capable of independent thought, are not self-aware, and have no sense of fairness. This isn't to say that women can't be good. Women can be good, but in a different way from men. Women are good when they are guided to form the right emotional connections. And this happens when men form a society that causes this to happen. Of course this can't happen in societies where women vote. If you feel a strong compulsion for equality, I suggest you redirect it to other male primates. I would much rather have male chimps vote than women.

fschmidt, Love-Shy 82 Comments [9/27/2012 3:00:37 AM]
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Noni911

Just because you have mommy issues and a level of intellegence befitting a chimpanzee doesn't mean you get to silence women politically. Those qualities reflect very poorly on you.

Pro tip: If you want to stop being "dating-challenged", it's a good idea to not be a misogynist.

9/27/2012 10:04:01 AM



with that atitude I dont see why you are on love-shy, you must have droves of wimmens flocking to you.

*yes that was sarcasm*
*insert big list of women here* <they want to talk to you.

I cant work out if this guy just hates women or is gay .

Pulic afety announcement: close association with chimps may be hazerdous to your health, dont even think of sex.

9/27/2012 10:25:22 AM

John_in_Oz

Wimmens won't have sex with FSchmitd even after finishing the drink he pressed upon them.

They have no sense of fairness!

9/27/2012 10:42:54 AM

VioletBeauregarde

Error! Cannot register this level of fail; please upgrade fail meter!
@ FilinDeBlanc: You are hilarious! Thank you for posting...your comments always make me giggle :)! (Not in the way that I laugh at the posts on here...more like someone would laugh at a funny joke)

9/27/2012 11:21:51 AM

Nicole

Someone's got more in common with a male chimpanzee, all right.

9/27/2012 11:39:01 AM

LAchlan

You've probably got more chance of getting a handjob from a male chimp too.

9/27/2012 11:50:42 AM

dp

"and have no sense of fairness"

ah, the heart of the matter. women won't let you play with their toys, will they?

9/27/2012 12:15:03 PM

Zim!

L - Lonely
O - Obese
V - Vicious
E - Empathyless

S - Sociopathic
H - Hedonistic
Y - Yahoo

thanks dfmfundies

9/27/2012 12:41:57 PM

Nagol

I'd never insult a male chimpanzee by comparing it to a scumbag like you.

9/27/2012 12:42:15 PM

dfmfundies

@ Zim!:

L - Lonely
O -- Obese
V
E - Empathyless

S - Sociopathic
H - Hedonistic
Y -- Yahoo

9/27/2012 12:50:32 PM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

Oh dear, the love-shy crowd is at it again...

9/27/2012 1:01:49 PM

Mech610

Did he just deny the SENTIENCE of women? Seriously?

9/27/2012 1:09:44 PM

Renon

True, women are not differently shaped men. If you really want to get technical, men are differently shaped women, because all life on this planet is inherently female.

9/27/2012 4:06:37 PM

Anon

fschmidt shows that he fails biology as well as being a misogynistic fool.

@Renon:

Biology does not work that way.

First, you have to define 'man' and 'woman' and 'female' and 'male'. I suspect you meant 'man' = '46,XY-karyotype; male habitus; and male gender identity' and 'woman' = '46,XX-karyotype; female habitus; and female gender identity'. This is an over simplification, but it applies to ~98% of people.

Karyotype is locked shortly after conception (and can include mosaicism, where different cells in one person's body have different karyotypes). Habitus (basically body shape & features) is determined by hormones during growth and development, and not always directly connected to karyotype. Gender identity is separate from those other two.

46,XY karyotype individuals are distinct from 46,XX karyotype individuals (and from 47,XXY and 47,XYY and 45,XO and a long list of other possibilities), although the populations do overlap in habitus and gender identity.

There are some basic biochemical differences between 46,XY and 46,XX. While a trans-woman or a complete-androgen-insensitivity-syndrome-woman will be entirely female in gender identity and habitus, she will not be able become pregnant because her genes suppressed the development of a uterus.

And all of that is just for human/ape sex determination. Other lineages have evolved different systems than XX/XY. Some use XX/XO (two copies female, one copy male), others use ZW/ZZ (one copy female, two copies male), and a bunch of reptiles all have the same karyotype and determine sex by temperature during a particular stage of incubation.

9/27/2012 5:31:50 PM

CrazyBus

Holy Bob, this guy is still around?

9/27/2012 5:56:24 PM

fschmidt

Aren't you imbeciles getting bored of quoting me? I mean even low IQ people such as yourselves must eventually get bored of repeating the same insults over and over in response to my quotes. Here is someone else you can pick on:

"Were our state a pure democracy there would still be excluded from our deliberations women, who, to prevent depravation of morals and ambiguity of issues, should not mix promiscuously in gatherings of men."
- Thomas Jefferson

By the way, I am married and have kids.

9/27/2012 5:57:48 PM

Anon

@fschmidt:

Jefferson's misogyny does nothing to validate or to excuse your misogyny, lies, foolishness, and apparent ignorance of biology, sociology, and other people. And such a transparent attempt at redirection using the genetic fallacy implies that you are poor at logical reasoning and at debate.

That you may be married or may have children is irrelevant in judging what you have said, although I fear for the well-being of anyone in your family.

People should not have assumed anything about your personal life, but that also does not change what you have said.

Plainly spoken: You are an ignorant hateful lying fool. Either learn about reality and apologize for your ignorance, for your lies, and for all the pain you have caused, or keep being called out as a liar, a misogynist, and a fool.


9/27/2012 6:33:52 PM

Raised by Horses

No wonder you're such a hit with the ladies.

9/27/2012 6:57:11 PM

Zim!

The thought of fschmidt being called "Dad" scares the shit out of me.

9/27/2012 7:10:23 PM

Snarker

Women are different, not Cthulu. You'd realize that is you actually talk to them.

9/27/2012 7:37:34 PM

The Crimson Ghost

Who could possibly ever get tired of quoting & laughing at fschmidt? The guy is a smorgasboard of hilarity!

I recall reading somewhere in the past that "he" had to marry some mexican girl who doesn't speak english. Probably since no woman in the US (citizen or other) would give him the time of day. That said-I'd hit it...with a brick in the face.

9/27/2012 7:38:58 PM

lisamariefan

What the hell is wrong with yo-oh. It's just fschmidt. That explains it.

9/27/2012 8:00:53 PM

Passerby

You poor deluded fools have more in common with male chimps than male humans, to say nothing of any creature of the female persuasion.

Seriously guys, we all get hurt sometimes and a lot of it we can make worse by adding some personal responsibility to the mess. Bloody hell could I ever tell you some fucked up stories about the ways I have been hurt by a woman, but here I am today. Projecting it all onto a wide group which you promptly demonize and ostracize doesn't prevent you from getting hurt, it doesn't even provide the illuslion of relief or protection. It only lets the wound fester with a growing list of personal flaws.

9/27/2012 9:41:25 PM

Ebon

Pillock.

9/27/2012 10:07:24 PM

eldritchMortician

Oh my glob, this guy is still around?

And still loving the attention, however negative, I see.

I expect he's lying about the wife and kids, if not I shudder to think at the abused dysfunctional mess he's made of them.

9/27/2012 11:38:31 PM
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