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"Having kids at those times would have destroyed my life."

Heh… Very few professions destroy a woman’s attractiveness to men more than becoming a lawyer.

Seriously. By choosing to become a lawyer, a woman is effectively reducing her husband prospects by 80% or more…

1) Men have good reason to be afraid of marrying (or even dating) a female lawyer.
2) Being a lawyer engenders women with personality traits that men find repulsive (even though a male lawyer clearly does become attractive to women).
3) Being a lawyer uses up a woman’s 20s, so her peak years are gone before she knows it.

TFH, The Spearhead 42 Comments [9/27/2012 3:26:07 AM]
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Titania

In other words: Whhaaaa, I couldn't get into laws school and women lawyers won't date me.

9/27/2012 3:58:33 AM

michael3ov

"Heh… Very few professions destroy a woman’s attractiveness to men more than becoming a lawyer. "

Speak for yourself.

An intelligent and articulate woman is extremely attractive.

9/27/2012 4:05:44 AM

rubber chicken

Just been reamed in court have we ?

9/27/2012 4:06:54 AM

FTR...

Is 'spear' a euphemism for dick by any chance? If not, then your blog is sadly misnamed.

9/27/2012 4:08:11 AM

UHM

There's nothing hotter than an educated, informed, opinionated and sophisticated woman - preferably without 20 tons of make-up in her face.
As for female lawyers, some ethics would be nice too.

9/27/2012 4:15:19 AM



Apparently you don't seem to understand that a woman's peak years are in her thirties.

9/27/2012 4:25:26 AM

Leighton Buzzard

I suppose if the only lawyers you know are third-rate public defenders assigned to you in an indecent exposure case ...

9/27/2012 4:46:00 AM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

"Being a lawyer engenders women with personality traits that men find repulsive..."

When you're in the legal profession this becomes far funnier...

9/27/2012 5:07:46 AM

anevilmeme

@UHM

Well said.

9/27/2012 5:16:23 AM

Doubting Thomas

I'm guessing that TFH is jealous because he's still living in his mom's basement and is intimidated by independent, powerful women.

9/27/2012 5:38:32 AM

Dr.Shrinker

1) Men have good reason to be afraid of marrying (or even dating) a female lawyer.

- So you admit that your antagonism toward women is partially based on fear. Don't worry, it was hardly a secret.


2) Being a lawyer engenders women with personality traits that men find repulsive (even though a male lawyer clearly does become attractive to women).

- Being a lawyer also bespeaks a degree of intelligence and confidence. Men who are NOT afraid of women find those traits very attractive.


3) Being a lawyer uses up a woman’s 20s, so her peak years are gone before she knows it.

- Funny thing about the attractiveness of intelligence and confidence: it transcends years. Unfortunately, no one will ever be able to explain that to the "men" of Spearhead.

9/27/2012 5:46:56 AM

Mister Spak

"Heh… Very few professions destroy a woman’s attractiveness to men more than becoming a lawyer. "

Unless she wants a doctor husband.

"3) Being a lawyer uses up a woman’s 20s, so her peak years are gone before she knows it."

Unless she has sex in her 20's. Or even (gasp) in her teens.

9/27/2012 5:52:43 AM

Frank

"Seriously. By choosing to become a lawyer, a woman is effectively reducing her husband prospects by 80% or more"

Ridiculous. I woud think it would be the opposite. They probably meet lots of eligible men. Male lawyers, police officers, various doctors, experts and others involved in the legal system and beyond. Lots of men who would be good prospects as husbands. Probably a lot more than the girl working on the supermarket checkout. As harsh as that sounds.

9/27/2012 6:20:42 AM

Axel

Yes! Because finding a man is EXACTLY what every woman's number one concern in life is! Not that she wants to live a fulfilling existence, making her own decisions, no, she wants to bow down in service of some other human being just because he has a Y chromosome!

Go fuck yourself.

9/27/2012 6:26:03 AM

Dr. Razark

A woman's value is not solely in her attractiveness and baby making ability.

(Also, a woman's attractiveness is note solely in her physical appearance, either.)

9/27/2012 6:54:09 AM



"effectively reducing her husband prospects by 80% or more"

She'd only be reducing her "prospects" with the small, pathetic minority of the male population who are so insecure they shun any woman smart enough or strong enough to stand up to them.

"Being a lawyer uses up her 20s, so her peak years are gone before she knows it"

Ditto what I said above, and add to that men who can't stand women their own age because they know older women can see that they're losers, unlike the uneducated early-twentysomething who might follow them around submissively for a few years before she realizes they're just full of shit.

9/27/2012 7:00:32 AM

Sharon Young

I may not even be a law student, but I have practically no idea what this guy is spouting. One thing's for sure – he's probably cowering in fear somewhere.

9/27/2012 7:08:28 AM

gravematter

"By choosing to become a lawyer, a woman is effectively reducing her husband prospects by 80% or more…"

Sounds like a great way of weeding out the sexist morons to me.

9/27/2012 8:31:50 AM

Filin De Blanc

Just because you're a pathetic individual who is threatened by strong women doesn't mean all men are.

9/27/2012 8:56:36 AM

The Crimson Ghost

So you flunked the bar exam & got cleaned out by a female divorce lawyer.

Shut your hole & get back to making my tacos. And no hair in it this time!

9/27/2012 9:03:13 AM

Fundies Make Me Sick

I know a female lawyer who's married. She's my Criminal Justice teacher. You fail.

9/27/2012 9:25:58 AM



Translation: I'm a worthless piece of shit and so insecure that being with a mature, successful woman is simply unthinkable to me. And, to make myself feel better about this undeniable fact, I am going to delude myself into thinking that this is what the majority of men believe.

9/27/2012 10:02:51 AM

John_in_Oz

He's been known by the nickname TFH since his teens. He vastly prefers being bing called by the initials, to his full nickname "The Fuck Head."

Kids can be so perceptive at times.

9/27/2012 10:12:25 AM



women != breeding stock


9/27/2012 10:16:59 AM

Nagol

I'm pretty sure no self-respecting woman cares what a sexist pig like you has to say, especially when you pull statistics out of your ass.

9/27/2012 12:55:14 PM
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