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I think this is the time!! The ME is inflamed and tensions are at an all time high. Iran's trek towards a nuke proceeds undaunted. I read an article today that said Hockeduponmydinnerjacket's term as president ends in 2013. He truly believes that he is divinely appointed to help bring forth the 12th Imam and appears to take that extremely seriously. Add to that the rumor of war between the two Korea's, China and Japan, tons of military hardware in the Persian gulf, and the "generation" that saw the rebirth of Israel well in their seventies. The world is clamoring for a world leader, the global economy appears to be practically on the verge of coming to fruition, likely brought about by a worldwide economic collapse. People all over the world are clamoring for a one world government and Israel stands alone. WOW!!! And that doesn't include the many earthquakes and other signs in nature we were told to look for. We all gave a sense that we're going home and things of this world become dimmer by the day. Most around the world appear to going about life business as usual as apostasy in churches escalates and deception grows exponentially. Off the charts violence, increasing interest in secular humanism, rampant homosexuality, and a complete turning upside down of right versus wrong. The world is ripe to be turned over to the AC after the rapture. The Gospel of Jesus Christ is being preached throughout the world like never before and technology is set for the MOTB. It's here and we're going home very soon!!!! Maranatha!!! Come Lord Jesus!!!!!

vbf, rapture ready 50 Comments [9/28/2012 3:39:26 AM]
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qwerdwr

ramble ramble ramble.....

9/26/2012 3:57:17 PM

fsaf

well somebody is paraniod

9/27/2012 1:35:49 PM

whatever

They rearrange the words, but they just say the same things over and over again. They might argue that this is because the truth never changes, but all I can say is they have a very narrow view of life. I rarely laugh at RR posts nowadays, I find it a bit upsetting that people actually live their lives this way.

9/28/2012 3:48:38 AM

John_in_Oz

Five exclamation marks are the sure sign of a disordered mind.

9/28/2012 3:49:19 AM

Voice of Humanity

That whole thing about not wanting a world government. When you really break it down and take their other political positions into account, you realize these screwballs are essentially saying they're against world peace.

9/28/2012 4:17:26 AM

checkmate

I think this is the time!! The ME is inflamed and tensions are at an all time high

Yeah, today's state of tension makes the Cuban Missile Crisis look like a childrens' birthday party.

Pearl Harbor, what a joke.

Verdun. 9/11. The Thirty Years War. Pol Pot. The Conquistadors. etc. etc. Mere footnotes.

It's here and we're going home very soon!!!! Maranatha!!! Come Lord Jesus!!!!!

Yup, looks like it.

Yawn.

9/28/2012 4:25:03 AM

Filin De Blanc

"We all gave a sense that we're going home"

Because you're crazy.

I just can't fathom the fact that anyone is gullible enough that they could possibly believe this. A child could tell you how stupid it is.

9/28/2012 4:25:21 AM

Leighton Buzzard

Anybody clamouring for a one-world government? Anybody? ... Bueller?

9/28/2012 4:46:06 AM

gravematter

"the global economy appears to be practically on the verge of coming to fruition"

I beg your pardon?

Also, it is pretty sad that the only way these bigoted assholes can cope with the fact that there's stuff going on in the world that they don't approve of, is to look forward to global war for everyone who hasn't been floated off into the sky.

9/28/2012 5:19:39 AM

Pule Thamex

Don't worry, you'll be going home soon, or maybe even er, ...soon, or even, o wonder of wonders, maybe even before the end of eternity. Wow! That's something to look forward to.

9/28/2012 5:26:46 AM

D Laurier

Ok... Who the hell is "Hockeduponmydinnerjacket"?

What is this word "Maranatha" that I'm seeing raptards using?

You want your lord to come on your face??? or in your mouth?

9/28/2012 5:28:57 AM

Mister Spak

"He truly believes that he is divinely appointed to help bring forth the 12th Imam and appears to take that extremely seriously. "

And Ronnie Raygun believed the end of the world was about to happen so he would send the US military to fight in Armageddon. He took this extremely seriously.

"And that doesn't include the many earthquakes and other signs in nature we were told to look for. "

Raygun also "saw" those "signs" that he was told to take so seriously.

"Off the charts violence, increasing interest in secular humanism, rampant homosexuality, and a complete turning upside down of right versus wrong. "

Right wing propaganda from the Republic party in 1983. And you're so dim you're falling for this failed "prophesy" again.

9/28/2012 5:29:49 AM

Hotspur

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
The dead rising from the grave!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Who you gonna call?

9/28/2012 5:30:10 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I think this is the time!! The ME is inflamed"

...well, it's about time you upgraded to Windows XP, then.

[/geek] [/smartarse] X3

"Maranatha!!!"

Moronasshat.

9/28/2012 5:30:30 AM

Gimpo Pop-Eyes

Your heartfelt cries are heard by nobody farther away than ceiling height. Whereas technology ventures further and further into the universe as each day goes by.

9/28/2012 5:31:35 AM

Doubting Thomas

He truly believes that he is divinely appointed to help bring forth the 12th Imam and appears to take that extremely seriously.

Almost as serious as George W. Bush who thought that God wanted him to go to war in the Middle East so that Jesus would come back.

People all over the world are clamoring for a one world government

Who is clamoring for a one world government?

Off the charts violence, increasing interest in secular humanism, rampant homosexuality, and a complete turning upside down of right versus wrong.

Yeah, things are worse now than any time in history... except for all the other times throughout history when people wrote that things were so terrible that the end of the world must be near.

Come Lord Jesus!!!!!

Speaking of coming, I almost heard vbf panting and moaning as I read this.

9/28/2012 5:48:13 AM

Frank

"I think this is the time!! The ME is inflamed and tensions are at an all time high"

You can get an ointment for that.

"We all gave a sense that we're going home and things of this world become dimmer by the day"

Well some things are definitely becoming dimmer by the day if you get my drift.

9/28/2012 5:48:52 AM

Justanotheratheist

I think this is the time....again. Nope, nothing's going to happen this time, either.

9/28/2012 5:50:38 AM

Doubting Thomas

@D Laurier:

What is this word "Maranatha" that I'm seeing raptards using?

I think that's what they've been smoking.

9/28/2012 5:51:37 AM



@D Laurier:

"What is this word "Maranatha" that I'm seeing raptards using? "

A simple Google search suggests it means "O Lord, come!"

9/28/2012 6:05:19 AM

Pioneer

You wrote all that with only one hand?

9/28/2012 6:19:20 AM

Anon-e-moose

@#1452447

"@D Laurier:

'What is this word "Maranatha" that I'm seeing raptards using? '

A simple Google search suggests it means "O Lord, come!"

So, 'Maranatha' = Bukkake?:



Therefore they have no right to judge other peoples' sexual behaviour, the mucky little filthhounds on Ruptured Retards that they are! 'Moral High Ground'? You Religious Reich ain't on it.

9/28/2012 6:21:08 AM

LAchlan

Stop it! Just. Fucking. Stop. It!

9/28/2012 6:26:18 AM

God

You take far too much joy in other people's suffering. Entry to Heaven denied

9/28/2012 6:32:47 AM

God

You take far too much joy in other people's suffering. Entry to Heaven denied

9/28/2012 6:39:14 AM
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