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I think this is the time!! The ME is inflamed and tensions are at an all time high. Iran's trek towards a nuke proceeds undaunted. I read an article today that said Hockeduponmydinnerjacket's term as president ends in 2013. He truly believes that he is divinely appointed to help bring forth the 12th Imam and appears to take that extremely seriously. Add to that the rumor of war between the two Korea's, China and Japan, tons of military hardware in the Persian gulf, and the "generation" that saw the rebirth of Israel well in their seventies. The world is clamoring for a world leader, the global economy appears to be practically on the verge of coming to fruition, likely brought about by a worldwide economic collapse. People all over the world are clamoring for a one world government and Israel stands alone. WOW!!! And that doesn't include the many earthquakes and other signs in nature we were told to look for. We all gave a sense that we're going home and things of this world become dimmer by the day. Most around the world appear to going about life business as usual as apostasy in churches escalates and deception grows exponentially. Off the charts violence, increasing interest in secular humanism, rampant homosexuality, and a complete turning upside down of right versus wrong. The world is ripe to be turned over to the AC after the rapture. The Gospel of Jesus Christ is being preached throughout the world like never before and technology is set for the MOTB. It's here and we're going home very soon!!!! Maranatha!!! Come Lord Jesus!!!!!

vbf, rapture ready 50 Comments [9/28/2012 3:39:26 AM]
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#1451744
qwerdwr

ramble ramble ramble.....

9/26/2012 3:57:17 PM

#1452200
fsaf

well somebody is paraniod

9/27/2012 1:35:49 PM

#1452358
whatever

They rearrange the words, but they just say the same things over and over again. They might argue that this is because the truth never changes, but all I can say is they have a very narrow view of life. I rarely laugh at RR posts nowadays, I find it a bit upsetting that people actually live their lives this way.

9/28/2012 3:48:38 AM

#1452359
John_in_Oz

Five exclamation marks are the sure sign of a disordered mind.

9/28/2012 3:49:19 AM

#1452381
Voice of Humanity

That whole thing about not wanting a world government. When you really break it down and take their other political positions into account, you realize these screwballs are essentially saying they're against world peace.

9/28/2012 4:17:26 AM

#1452384
checkmate

I think this is the time!! The ME is inflamed and tensions are at an all time high

Yeah, today's state of tension makes the Cuban Missile Crisis look like a childrens' birthday party.

Pearl Harbor, what a joke.

Verdun. 9/11. The Thirty Years War. Pol Pot. The Conquistadors. etc. etc. Mere footnotes.

It's here and we're going home very soon!!!! Maranatha!!! Come Lord Jesus!!!!!

Yup, looks like it.

Yawn.

9/28/2012 4:25:03 AM

#1452385
Filin De Blanc

"We all gave a sense that we're going home"

Because you're crazy.

I just can't fathom the fact that anyone is gullible enough that they could possibly believe this. A child could tell you how stupid it is.

9/28/2012 4:25:21 AM

#1452389
Leighton Buzzard

Anybody clamouring for a one-world government? Anybody? ... Bueller?

9/28/2012 4:46:06 AM

#1452410
gravematter

"the global economy appears to be practically on the verge of coming to fruition"

I beg your pardon?

Also, it is pretty sad that the only way these bigoted assholes can cope with the fact that there's stuff going on in the world that they don't approve of, is to look forward to global war for everyone who hasn't been floated off into the sky.

9/28/2012 5:19:39 AM

#1452418
Pule Thamex

Don't worry, you'll be going home soon, or maybe even er, ...soon, or even, o wonder of wonders, maybe even before the end of eternity. Wow! That's something to look forward to.

9/28/2012 5:26:46 AM

#1452420
D Laurier

Ok... Who the hell is "Hockeduponmydinnerjacket"?

What is this word "Maranatha" that I'm seeing raptards using?

You want your lord to come on your face??? or in your mouth?

9/28/2012 5:28:57 AM

#1452421
Mister Spak

"He truly believes that he is divinely appointed to help bring forth the 12th Imam and appears to take that extremely seriously. "

And Ronnie Raygun believed the end of the world was about to happen so he would send the US military to fight in Armageddon. He took this extremely seriously.

"And that doesn't include the many earthquakes and other signs in nature we were told to look for. "

Raygun also "saw" those "signs" that he was told to take so seriously.

"Off the charts violence, increasing interest in secular humanism, rampant homosexuality, and a complete turning upside down of right versus wrong. "

Right wing propaganda from the Republic party in 1983. And you're so dim you're falling for this failed "prophesy" again.

9/28/2012 5:29:49 AM

#1452422
Hotspur

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
The dead rising from the grave!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Who you gonna call?

9/28/2012 5:30:10 AM

#1452423
Anon-e-moose

"I think this is the time!! The ME is inflamed"

...well, it's about time you upgraded to Windows XP, then.

[/geek] [/smartarse] X3

"Maranatha!!!"

Moronasshat.

9/28/2012 5:30:30 AM

#1452425
Gimpo Pop-Eyes

Your heartfelt cries are heard by nobody farther away than ceiling height. Whereas technology ventures further and further into the universe as each day goes by.

9/28/2012 5:31:35 AM

#1452436
Doubting Thomas

He truly believes that he is divinely appointed to help bring forth the 12th Imam and appears to take that extremely seriously.

Almost as serious as George W. Bush who thought that God wanted him to go to war in the Middle East so that Jesus would come back.

People all over the world are clamoring for a one world government

Who is clamoring for a one world government?

Off the charts violence, increasing interest in secular humanism, rampant homosexuality, and a complete turning upside down of right versus wrong.

Yeah, things are worse now than any time in history... except for all the other times throughout history when people wrote that things were so terrible that the end of the world must be near.

Come Lord Jesus!!!!!

Speaking of coming, I almost heard vbf panting and moaning as I read this.

9/28/2012 5:48:13 AM

#1452437
Frank

"I think this is the time!! The ME is inflamed and tensions are at an all time high"

You can get an ointment for that.

"We all gave a sense that we're going home and things of this world become dimmer by the day"

Well some things are definitely becoming dimmer by the day if you get my drift.

9/28/2012 5:48:52 AM

#1452438
Justanotheratheist

I think this is the time....again. Nope, nothing's going to happen this time, either.

9/28/2012 5:50:38 AM

#1452439
Doubting Thomas

@D Laurier:

What is this word "Maranatha" that I'm seeing raptards using?

I think that's what they've been smoking.

9/28/2012 5:51:37 AM

#1452447


@D Laurier:

"What is this word "Maranatha" that I'm seeing raptards using? "

A simple Google search suggests it means "O Lord, come!"

9/28/2012 6:05:19 AM

#1452454
Pioneer

You wrote all that with only one hand?

9/28/2012 6:19:20 AM

#1452455
Anon-e-moose

@#1452447

"@D Laurier:

'What is this word "Maranatha" that I'm seeing raptards using? '

A simple Google search suggests it means "O Lord, come!"

So, 'Maranatha' = Bukkake?:



Therefore they have no right to judge other peoples' sexual behaviour, the mucky little filthhounds on Ruptured Retards that they are! 'Moral High Ground'? You Religious Reich ain't on it.

9/28/2012 6:21:08 AM

#1452458
LAchlan

Stop it! Just. Fucking. Stop. It!

9/28/2012 6:26:18 AM

#1452466
God

You take far too much joy in other people's suffering. Entry to Heaven denied

9/28/2012 6:32:47 AM

#1452472
God

You take far too much joy in other people's suffering. Entry to Heaven denied

9/28/2012 6:39:14 AM
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